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Dexter: On Your iPhone

 

Details are fairly light on this one at the moment, but Gizmodo reported a tip that one of the only real reasons to own a television, or I should say cable, "Dexter" will be turned into a video game for the new 3G iPhone.  if there was ever a burning reason to get an iPhone, this may be it. 

I wonder what the play will be?  You will probably want to go off into your quiet place to play the game, you wouldn't want anyone to know what you're doing.

 

It’s well known that British Actors have infiltrated American Movies and TV…..

In general if they keep their English accents it’s almost guaranteed that they are playing a villain. But of course there are the sneaky few that pull off such a convincing American accent that people have no idea that they are in fact British. Take Hugh Laurie, whose American accent in the show House is fabulous!

So is it easier for us Brits to pull of an American accent than you guys an English one? Terrifying memories of Keanu Reeves and Winona Ryder’s ridiculous accents in Bram Stocker’s Dracula spring to mind! Apparently it’s not that easy! A poll in the UK found that most English peoples attempts at an US accent fail miserable…… an obvious one is Eddie Izzard in The Riches!

Check out the BBC News Article and listen to professional British voice-over artist Stuart Smith as he shows the world his amazing talent at creating US voices (bottom right of the article). I think I even heard him do Morgan Freeman?!

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Here yet again, we have another "religious" leader abusing his trust with a minor.  In this case, the lengths this man Mark Brown, went to, to get this young girl in his grasp is insane.

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Have you ever noticed that in mostly all pictures with Nick and Mariah, she is facing away from him????  She never takes a picture with them in a tender embrace and her looking into his eyes, I guess they are both not good enough actors to pull that off.  Also, it would also be a giveaway if they were always all over each other, but I guess we will never have to worry about that, unless Mariah wants to really have a child with him.  I can tell that Nick would be a very devoted father, Mariah would be an overprotective mother and she would have a little "designer label" baby/accessory.  We all know that is EXACTLY how she would be, every time heading out would be a stupid photo op.  Nick Cannon is Mariah Carey's Katie Holmes, nuff' said.  A contract is a contract.

70-million-year-old dinosaur recovered

This is an actual picture of a Tarbosaurus - related to the giant carnivorous Tyrannosaurus - the type of dinosaur that Japanese and Mongolian scientists have just successfully recovered.  What's different about this 70-million-year-old dinosaur skeleton is that it is both complete and young.

It was found in a large chunk of sandstone dug up in August, 2006 in the Gobi Desert in Mongolia, and after two years of careful preparatory work, scientists believe this latest find will help them understand the growth and development of dinosaurs.

This baby fossil, is believed to have died at 5 years old, and is about 6.6 feet long. Adults dinosaurs of the species are believed to have been around 40 feet in size.

I'd hate to run into one of those on a dark night!

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Teenagers out for some fun pulled up to a stoplight next to a car waiting for the light.  The teens rolled down the window and asked the man in the car, "Pardon me, do have any Grey Poupon?"  The man Pulled out a gun, stuck it in their faces and said "Here's your Grey Poupon".  

Lesson, people are nuts now, these kind of innocent pranks can get you killed nowadays.

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Too much booze, and a bad idea!

All Washington Police had to do was follow a trail of pillows and backpacks to find to crooks who had broken into a department store.  They didn't make it far, Kyle Burress, 25, and Allen Pierce, 27,were found asleep behind the store, one was in a stolen hammock and the other on a pile of stolen pillows.

It's a shame really that they got charged with second-degree burglary, i think it's rather amusing!

 

If you have a Blackberry, room in your pocket,  briefcase or purse, Duracell may have just made your life a little easier.  Duracell today unleashed the PowerSource Mini ($49.99) has two miniUSB port and will give your BB another hour of talk time and just enough to receive and send a few more emails.  You can also re-charge in your car or AC outlet

Duracell also announced My Pocket Charger ($14.99) another charger but this one runs on two AA batteries and not the lithium-ion battery stuffed into the Power-Source Mini.  My Pocket Charger supports microUSB. 

Duracell via BlackberryCool

KEITAI GIRL (mobile/cell phone girl) is an imaginary character created by Japanese artist Noriko Yamaguchi.

This 22-year-old artist  tackles issues as diverse as technology, mythology and feminism through bodily transformation and endurance.  Check out her wonderful website and more her work LINK

One of my themes is about the feeling of the skin as seen from the eye’s perspective,” Yamaguchi says. “I express this through various materials that are to be worn or put on to the body. … KEITAI GIRL is a metaphor for Asian women and it’s important that KEITAI GIRL talks to West through mobile phone.”

There has been so many of the "Is he with Cassie or not" rumors for the past year, damn near every time they are together.  But according to the Star, all of the rumors can be put to rest as he will be asking for Cassandra "Cassie" Ventura's hand in marriage, to which she will say yes.   Cassie has the vocal range of soy milk, and the talent of a roll of scotch tape to match.  Prenup, hells yeah, Diddy is too cheap to let any of his fortune go.  The wedding will be some over the top foolishness, trust!

The skinny on escaping jail

Police in Houston say a murder suspect who lost weight so he could escape from jail by squeezing through a vent has been caught taking a dip in a motel swimming pool. Yeah, that’s the first place I would go after escaping from jail. He escaped Saturday through an air conditioner vent that is less than one foot wide. The sheriff said the prisoner who normally weighs 160 pounds had been losing weight before the escape. But he was back in custody on Wednesday. He is charged with murder in connection with a convenience store robbery.

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