Capt22bebc6adeb84281a269393a7804dde Who said the "Make A Wish Foundation" couldn't work for senior citizens? With his 60th birthday quickly approaching, my New York Yankees have awarded a one-day contract to a home game regular and pretty nice guy, Billy Crystal. Crystal, who is known more for his acting/directing is an avid/rabid Yankees fan, not to mention he directed and produced "61" the movie about Roger Maris. He will wear number sixty, work out with the team, and have to channel his high school baseball experience as he will face the Pittsburgh Pirates in an TBD role. All I can say is, "you lucky bastard!" I am eagerly awaiting my call from the N.Y. Giants, they had better hurry up because although I am maintaining my sexy quite impeccably, my ass is getting a tad bit old. But with my luck, they would put me on kickoff return, a plot orchestrated by my wife no doubt to get the insurance money, oh well. Swing for the fences Billy and don't throw out your back! Read

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