AMY WINEHOUSE HAS NO REGARD FOR HER LIFE! OH WELL!

“I JUST NEED MY CIGARETTES AND I’LL BE FINE!” Yeah, fine and dead. As we all know, last week AMY WINEHOUSE collapsed in her home and was admitted to the hospital where reportedly she was diagnosed with early stages of emphysema cause she smokes cigarettes and crack cocaine as though it’s her life line, and, well, she loves it! 

Mail OnLine reports this: “The Back To Black singer was all smiles as she piled into a cab, stopping off for a brief shopping trip before returning home. But in a worrying sign she’s yet to shake her bad habits, the 24-year-old was seen lighting up a cigarette as she emerged from facility despite stern warnings from doctors. Her father Mitch Winehouse has admitted that he is terrified that she will fall into her old habits and is concerned she’ll be ‘dead in three months’.”

As any smart reasonable person would do (excluding Amy of course), you go and get your shit on the straight and narrow, you know, rehab, the patch, hypnosis. That’s if you in fact want to live. Well it seems like Amy Douchehouse doesn’t cause when she was released from the hospital yesterday, this dumb bitch immediately sparks up a cancer stick, probably in protest to the doctors, trying to be defiant and all.  

That a girl, make that three months into two weeks. 

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