Kiefer Sutherland In: 24 Minutes To Get Denied A 3G iPhone

25 Jun

Posted by admin as Celebrity Justice, The Ridiculous, iPhone

I just hope there was someone in the store who pointed and exclaimed loudly "AaH Ha! You got Denied!" A little Nelson would have gone a long way. Seems ole Jack Bauer and Siobhan Bonnouvrier tried to get their hands on an advance 3G iPhone in a New York Apple store. They pestered a store manager "like he was going to lose his job for them" for the device that he claimed wasn't even in stock.

When the pestering didn't work they broke out this classic gem. Kiefer said something to the effect of "what if I said it was a matter of National Security?" After peppering the poor guy with a few puffed upped "do you know who I am's?" and sillier Bauer-isms, the two left the store parting with "It's not over between us, next time it'll be personal.

Oh this is sad, yep, you betcha! Really sad.

What makes it really bad is this. John Mayer will probably post pictures of himself with his advance unit within a few days.

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