Men, I have just realized something very scary and very important!  We must act now before it is too late.  As I watched again today the angry women, almost foaming at the mouth, kicking and screaming in protest for their candidate Hillary Clinton, it suddenly occurred to me.  There was a divine female plan at work that someone in the CIA or FBI or CDC or SPCA uncovered, and has been working hard behind the scenes to stop.

Like those voters in Ohio, Pennsylvania, West Virginia and Kentucky rightly figured out, if Barack Obama is the President, he will immediately give all Blacks in America "Most Favored Statues".  Overnight Blacks will dominate the fields of Medicine, Insurance, Auto, Banking and most disturbing, Law Enforcement.  Those voters did their best to save America from such a deed, because after all, a Black man can only do for another Black man....It's been proven, Just look at the latest polls.

But I fear with all of those voters uncovering that fact, they overlooked another and dare I say scarier truth.  Unlike those in the Black community who got the memo, because all Blacks got the memo titled "Mums the Word", telling them to vote, but that's it, no yelling and screaming, protesting and threatening, some women didn't get Hillary's memo, "Today Men Go Down On Us".  Also, some women took it as a sexual reference and not the revolutionary decree it was meant to instruct.

White voters in those aforementioned states, ya done good.  You alerted America, that Black fellow is gonna integrate our Wal-Marts, and make one of them a manager.  But White men, you overlooked something here, and sadly you'll have to enlist the help of Hispanic, Asian, Indian and yes, even Black men to stop it.  If Hillary Clinton steals this election, and by the grace of the Almighty (who might be a woman) manages to beat John McCain in the General Election, she and her ravenous band of women will immediately decree all men slaves, subservient to woman forever more.  You've heard them say it time and time again, "It's Our Time Now!" "We Deserve This."  

Somehow we men failed to read between the lines and comprehend exactly what is being said within these statements.  But I saw it yesterday at the DNC committee meeting.  They have had a plan.  And like those White freedom marchers of the 60's, some of us men have been brainwashed into voting and supporting our own demise. I can only guess that those like Harold Ickes have been promised a high powered job like male rounder upper, or something like that.  In charge of making sure we men fall in line and tend the fields picking cotton for soft cotton female under garments.  We'll get hot dogs while he eats steak in the big house, after serving the women their meal.  

This Democratic primary race blinded us.  Here we thought we were voting for a Presidential nominee, only to discover that we are really only voting for one of two things.

1. An America flipped on its axis and handed over to the Blacks, because a Black guy is the President.

2. An America handed over to women to which men cook and clean and some day give birth because a woman is President.

Neither scenario is acceptable.  We can stop this with four more years of Bush policy.  No housing, no medicare, no female reproductive rights, War with Iran, more years in Iraq, $15 a gallon gas, Corporate control and so on, are all far more acceptable alternatives to the two aforementioned possible realities.  Those angry foaming at the mouth women at yesterdays meeting agree.  If they can't make us men slaves under their Leader, who has made the claim "It's our time" and "I am running for Women", then John McCain, who after all is White, and will surely continue to ensure the American White way of life, is the best and only choice for us men, and those "Democrat women".  The poor White folk of America who can barely see the light of day, have been served well by the White men in the Bush administration, and every single one before him.  So America must not and can not fall for the brain washing of either of these two candidates.

But most importantly, we cannot allow the male gender to fall victim to the "legions" of women who are demanding their leader be crowned.  To the detriment of men.  That is something that must not happen.

But at least we men can take solace in this:  If they don't get their pre-ordained way, there are thousands of women, women who call themselves Democrats.  Women who have lived in America for the last 8 years, women with sons and daughters victimized by an unnecessary war, victimized by a crumbling economy, women who have now promised they will vote the Kentucky way, they way of West Virginia, of America!  They will stand with us men to ensure that Black bastard doesn't make Flava Flav Secretary of Homeland Security, Father Michael Pfleger Press Secretary and Denzel Washington head of the CIA.  Even though he's pretty good in those movies.

Those women have ensured us that we will not become slaves, yet.  So we have a choice men, it's not between Republican and Democrat values.  It's not between a new direction verses four more years of what we have lived through in the last eight.  It's not between a renewed sense of hope verses a guy backing policies that have brought this country to the brink no, it's between an everlasting Rap video and disbanding of the KKK, or a lifetime of " The L Word" and "Sex In The City" where the closest we men will get to the action is making the beds when the women are done. 

I fear in this election we have to follow the lead of those women who call themselves Democrats.  I know, no one wants to follow a woman but, it looks like the CIA has done its job, and Hillary Clinton won't get her chance to enslaves us men until at least 2012.  And since we are told that "ALL" women are behind her, and we've heard the Clinton women say out loud " I will Vote for McCain", we must follow their lead and join with.  For now.  because we all know, (us men anyway) that when McCain gets into office, he'll do everything he can to strip away as many rights for women as he can, and that's all we can hope for.

So let's get to work men!  No to male slavery! No to The Jefferson's! Yes to four more years of Bush!  The smart choice for America!  Even Hillary Clinton's league of women voters agree!

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