07 Aug
Posted by Sarah L. Hanson as Current, Law & Odor, Misc, NewsLine, The Ridiculous, WTF
This Milwaukee man, should be considered armed and dangerous - if you are a lawn mower!!!
Yup, it was a long hard day and Keith Walendowski, 56 was angry because his Lawn Boy wouldn't start. So what does any red blooded American man do, obvousely, they shoot the damn thing! You can see it right there in the handbook: If mower ceases to operate, proceed by shooting at it with a shotgun...
He told police, "I can do that, it's my lawn mower and my yard so I can shoot it if I want."
Walendowski was charged with felony possession of a shotgun and misdemeanor disorderly conduct and could face up to an $11,000 fine and six years and three months in prison if convicted. Oh please!!!! It's an inanimate object!!!
i remember when my Dad's car got a flat tire, we were on the way to an important dinner.... so instead of getting out and changing tire, he kicked it, and subsequently sprained his ankle.......
Men, strange creatures if you ask me!
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