McDonald’s Hamburgers Will Survive Nuclear War Along With Roaches

 

Personally, I stopped eating at McDonald’s a very, very long time ago, and stories like this make me jump for joy that I did.  As you see in the pic, there are two McDonald’s Hamburgers, but one is not like the other.  Or ultimately, maybe it is.

The Burger on the right was made sometime this year.  The burger on the left was made in 1996.  1996 PEOPLE!!!!  12 years ago, a nutrition teacher “Karen Hanrahan” stuck the burger on the left in a regular tupperware container and pulled it out this year.  It looks exactly the same save a little less color.  

Seriously, what in the hell is in those things?  What kind of nano technology is being employed to brings us all beef patties on a sesame bun (in this case no sesame, and probably no beef)? 

People, STOP EATING THIS CRAP!!!!!

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