lamborghini-shoes-by-tim-cooper

Guys, remember when you were a kid and every new pair of tennis shoes made you run faster and jump higher (not)?  Well, now ladies out on the town will be able to get away from your feeble advances much quicker with the Lamborghini Shoes designed by Tim Cooper.   Although, somehow I think any man seeing a woman walking around in shoes like this will see a huge checkered “trouble” flag over her head.

The darn things have brake lights on the back, brake lights people.  Doesn’t exactly invite a cozy dinner for two at Spagos.  But those speedy shoe sportin’ women will enjoy the carbon-based fiber heels, with Lamborghini written across the back.

I debated tagging this under “fashion don’t” but hey, who am I to tell a woman how fast she can be.

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