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You got red, whte and blue highlights to match your pedicure.
You named your two schnauzers George and Martha.
Your son’s kazoo rendition of “God Bless America” brings tears to your eyes.
You call your house rules the Bill of Rights.
Your breakfast of choice: apple pie.
Happy Fourth of July!
Ciao!
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