Randy Quaid And Wife Evi Are Wanted On Felony Charges

Sure, Randy Quaid isn’t in high demand when it comes to the silver screen, but come on! Randy, what are you doing? You saved the world from complete alien domination! Randy and is wife Evi have a warrent out for their arrest. The couple allegedly walked out on a sizable Santa Barbara Hotel bill (San Ysidro Ranch).

Santa Barbara authorities issued the warrant on Monday and are in hot pursuit of the sleep, dine and dash couple. Correct me if I’m wrong here. Don’t you have to give a credit card when you check into a hotel? Or do guys who crash their planes into alien aircraft for all of humanity get a break? Strike that, apparently they don’t, celebrity mugshot coming soon!