A Tiger Woods Porno Movie Is Being Made “Tiger’s Wood”

Wow! Every time I think this story has jumped the shark, the water skis get heavier. “E Online” is reporting that there will be a Porno movie made about the recent events in the life of Tiger Woods. The flick will be called Tiger’s Wood, and is said to be by the company making it, the “official porn parody” of the non-golf exploits of the sports icon.

“Tiger’s Wood” is the title of the upcoming adult film. which bills itself, reports E!, “as the ‘official porn parody’ of the non-golf exploits of the sports icon. The script riffs on the story and (presumably) makes up stuff where it might make things spicier.”

And it’s already been cast!

Porn star Kayden Kross tweeted that she has been cast as Tiger’s wife “porn-Elin,” and that Tyler Knight will play Tiger.

Meanwhile Tyler blogged, “I’m Tiger Woods, bitches.” –HuffingtonPost

Sure, the porn industry does a porn mock-up of just about everything. Anyone remember the Sarah Palin Porno Naylin Paylin? But unlike the political porno hit squad, this is just one more nail into the coffin of an amazing athletic career.