[Video] Jon Stewart Does “Bohemian Rhapsody” Version Of Tiger Woods Coverage

The sacred mission of the press to learn more about Tiger Woods’ low-speed, zero-casualty car crash creates a new form of background music.

It’s “Newzak” not Muzak, and it’s great! One of the reporters asked if Tiger was barefoot. Barefoot? I am sooooo glad I didn’t turn on any news program when this story hit. If you took my stance, Jon shows us why we took the appropriate action, and he does it to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody.