Roger Federer Wins Australian Open: “I Can Cry Like Roger; It’s Just A Shame I Can’t Play Like Him.”

“I can cry like Roger; it’s just a shame I can’t play like him.” That has to be one of the best concession speech lines I’ve heard in a very long time. Andy Murray, looking to be the first British man to win...

January 31, 2010 9:39 am / no comments

Rip Torn “Men In Black” Breaks Into Bank With Loaded Weapon

WTF!!?? Rip Torn, star of Men In Black and countless other films, has been arrested for breaking into a bank with a loaded gun. Authorities say the 78-year old broke into the Litchfield Bancorp Bank while intoxicated. Authorities found the...

January 30, 2010 6:58 pm / no comments

Serena Williams Wins Australian Open

Serena Williams has done it again. The match between Williams and Justin Henin was a hard fought one, but one that ended with Serena holding the cup high above her head. 6/3 – 3/6 – 6/2 was the final score, giving Williams her...

January 30, 2010 12:39 pm / no comments

[Video] Gay Dating Service Commercial Rejected By NFL

This is actually a shame for several reasons. 1. It’s freaking hilarious! 2. Our society is still so backwards that it cannot handle something as silly as this. But whatever the case, the Mancrunch “Gay Dating” service...

January 29, 2010 1:56 pm / no comments

[Video] Kurt Warner “This Is It” Retiring From The NFL

Kurt Warner, the man, the legend, has announced his retirement from football. The 38-year-old QB didn’t take the NFL field until he was 28, after throwing long balls in the Arena Football League and NFL Europe. A backup QB for the Rams,...

January 29, 2010 1:45 pm / no comments