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Apparently David Letterman doesn’t share Stephen Colberts “Give me an iPad” attitude. Rips on the iPad are coming from the strangest places, and what could be more strange than a Letterman top ten about the new Federal Budget, and yet there it is.

Top Ten Surprises In The $3.8 Trillion Federal Budget

10.3.5 trillion dollars given to committee fighting overspending
9.President now has to pay $25 for each bag he brings aboard Air Force One
8.Cut NASA budget so much, next mission is to New Haven, Connecticut
7.Estimate does not include convenience fee of $3.95
6.Government is raising the money by spending out a drunk Rip Torn to rob banks
5.United States pays for Ahmadinejad’s tan windbreakers
4.It allocates five billion dollars for a giant wallet to hold all money
3.Don’t tell him, it’s a surprise, but McCain’s getting a new Craftmatic adjustable bed
2.One billion dollars research grant to figure out what the hell iPad does
1.The naked centerfold of senator-elect Scott Brown