Have A Mouse Sandwich, Mouse Found Baked Into Sandwich Bread

Let’s all hope that this is not the knew fad beginning in the bread industry, baking small furry animals into loaves of bread. If so, the test candidate wasn’t too pleased with his decision to be the first to try out the new food....

September 30, 2010 4:55 pm / no comments

[Video] Walk it Off You Pussies: The Daily Shows Take On Joe Biden’s Pep Talk

Joe Biden has some words for the Democratic base, if you believe Jon Stewart, those words were “Walk it off pussies.” The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c

September 30, 2010 4:39 pm / no comments

Tony Curtis Has Died

The other half of the brilliant comedy duo from the classic film “Some Like It Hot” has passed on. Tony Curtis, the 50′s and early 60′s screen heartthrob went from Bernie Schwartz, to Tony Curtis, from a Oscar winning...

September 30, 2010 9:53 am / no comments

HOORAY!!! Justin Bieber Gets His Own Doll And Teddy Bear, In Time For Christmas

Whoa, crisis averted! Like you, I was very, very worried that by the time Christmas came around there would be no Justin Bieber doll to play with, love and hold and cuddle up with on those long winter nights. But fear not folks, all is well,...

September 29, 2010 10:13 am / no comments

[Video] Stephen Colbert Endeavors To Save Us From “Muslim Vampires”

“Rub your neck with pork sausages.” This is one of the ways you can save yourself from being bitten by a Muslim vampire, the ones that are sure to evolve from the dead Muslim buried in a private Muslim cemetery in upstate New York....

September 29, 2010 9:29 am / no comments