Dog Chews Bible, Woman Hangs And Burns Satanic Dog

If you’re looking for more proof that fanaticism is fanaticism, no matter what the religion, where said religion hails, or the name and origin of said religions deity, wrap your mind around this one. Miriam Smith, a 65-year old South...

January 25, 2011 9:11 am / no comments

No Strings Attached Takes #1 At Weekend Box Office, WTF?

Everyone complained. Everyone was upset with Natalie Portman for giving us so much, then giving us so little. Everyone was so upset with Hollywood and Portman for giving Ashton Kutcher yet another movie to plod along in. Yep, everyone was...

January 24, 2011 1:20 am / no comments

Monday’s New Applications! Android, Blackberry, Windows Mobile, Symbian And Palm

This one went by fast didn’t it? Faster than usual, and already it’s Monday morning. That means all those things we were able to forget about for two days, are right back in our faces, ugh. This is why we here at morninpaper strive...

January 24, 2011 12:57 am / no comments

The Most Fit Man In The World, Jack Lalanne Dies At Age 96

Wow. He has been around far longer than me and most people I know, and to look at the guy it wasn’t hard to believe that he would continue to be around for much longer than any one. Jack Lalanne, the man who did fitness before fitness...

January 24, 2011 12:46 am / no comments

The Pittsburgh Steelers And Green Bay Packers Are Headed For The Superbowl!

For me, and I’m only speaking for myself here, but the end of the 2010 football season has been saved. Come kick-off for Superbowl forty-five, I’ll be able to sit in front of the television and actually cheer for one team slightly...

January 24, 2011 12:25 am / no comments