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Sorry the picture is a bit exaggerated.  You’ve had a fun filled weekend, but not enough sleep.  When you wake up on Monday, you look tired.  A way to hide under eye-circles is an easy fix.  After applying concealer, apply a dab of shimmery gold [...]

The beginning of the holiday season will soon be upon us in about three weeks. You may want to set a fabulous table for your guests at Thanksgiving by setting the table with your fine china and your good silver. But when you open the [...]

You buy a fresh lemon because you need 1 tablespoon for a recipe. But what do you do with the remaining lemon. You can keep a reserve stock of citrus on hand by freezing lemon and lime wedges in a resealable plastic bag. [...]

For your stinky feet. You can eliminate stinky tootsies with this sweet concoction. Mix one package of lime-flavored gelatin with the amount of hot (not boiling) water recommended on the box. Place in a large bowl, add cold water until the temperature [...]

Since pie making month will soon be among us, here is an idea for your homemade fruit pie’s.   To prevent soggy piecrusts when you make any fruit pies especially apple, here’s what you need to do.  Just brush the crust with 3 tablespoons of melted [...]

Do you need a safe way to pound in nails without hitting your fingers?  Well,  simply grab a clothespin from the laundry room.  Clip it onto the nail.  The clothespin will hold the nail still while you pound away pain-free.  No ouch here.
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After being on the crazytrain for the past couple of years, it is good to see Britney Spears looking good and looking like a loving and attentive mother.  I can personally attest to the difficulties of parenting, regardless of age, sex, race, or financial standing, [...]

Sweater season is here. You’ve had them stored away all summer, so when you bring them down from storage they smell musty. To get the odor out, fill a small bottle with VODKA. Yes, vodka. Don’t spray it in your mouth, [...]

Let’s Carve a Pumpkin

Every year around this time, we search and search for that perfect pumpkin. Then the family works very hard carving the pumpkin and when your finished it is super spectacular. Then you set it outside a few days before Halloween. When the [...]

Get Glowing for Halloween

With trick or treating right around the corner. The last thing you want to think about are the candles in the Jack-O’-Lanterns. To keep kids safe use glow sticks inside the pumpkins. They come in a variety of colors, so get creative.
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1. Rashad Evans def. Chuck Lidell by TKO at 1:15 of the second round.  2. RIch Franklin def. Matt Hamill by ref. stoppage at :39 of the third round.  3. Dan Henderson def. Rousimar Palhares by unanimous decision.  4. Nate Marquardt def. Martin Kampmann by [...]

Oh yeah, you just have to love this.  Make your own Peanut Butter in the comfort of your own home, what could be better than that?  Right, a jelly machine…. But until then, for $50, you too can fill the top container with the nuts [...]

 
Is this the future?  Will we be seeing a lot more of this one the subway ride home?  I doubt it, it takes patience and guts to pull this off, but as you can see from the above photo, it has been pulled off.  Leopard [...]

 
When you really think about it, it’s shocking that it took so long for someone to actually come up with a real life replica of the original Star Wars Landspeeder, in particular when you take in to account that The Dark Knight ride was successfully replicated only 2 [...]

All Sewn Up

Got a button on it’s last thread and it’s ready to fall off your shirt. And darn it, you don’t have your sewing kit on you. What to do? Just dab some clear nail polish on the remaining [...]

 
Who doesn’t want to be seen being Green.  The owner of this Waveline Blue Prius sure doesn’t.  He spent 6 months and $17,000 making his Greener vehicle California ready. 
 
 
I’m not convinced that four door cars should be convertibles but hey that’s just one mans opinion.  If you [...]

Quit Tripping

Got a curled up end on your area rug, and you keep tripping over it.  Well fix it!  To undo the curl, fold the rug’s corner in the opposite direction of the curl and press down with a warm iron for a few minutes.  Then, [...]

Have a few problems that need solving. The answer could be Hydrogen Peroixde. Below are somethings you can do with peroxide.
-Rinse pesticides from fresh produce. Water alone may not effectively remove the waxy film, chemicals and bacteria on fruit. Fill a large bowl with cold [...]

Usain “strides” Bolt set another world record, besting Michael Johnson’s incredible 19.32 in the 200m, with a 19.30.  The scary thing is that this kid is not even in his best form yet, that means he is capable of a 19.20 and a 9.6 in [...]

Usain Bolt caught my attention at the Reebok Grand Prix at Randall’s Island in May, and I knew he would save his best for the world stage!  Usain “lightning” Bolt ran a blistering 9.69 in Beijing, and get this, he still pulled up and showed [...]

1. Welterweight championship, Georges St. Pierre def. John Fitch by unanimous decision to retain the belt.  2. Brock Lesnar def. Heath Herring by unanimous decision.  3. Robert Emerson def. Manvel Gamburyan by TKO, strikes, at 0:12 of the 1st round.  4. Kenny Florian def. Roger [...]

This is a cheap and easy fix. Add three parts water to 1 part rubbing alcohol to a ziploc plastic bag and freeze overnight. The consistency will be like jelly. Use this pack for inflammation and swelling on any body parts. [...]

Last night on CBS, they televised their version of “UFC light” Elite XC MMA fighting, which in all honesty, competition is good for the sport to gain exposure and importantly, increase purses for the fighters.  If you are willing to give and take a beating, [...]

Sad but true, TMZ has a small blurb involving former Roseanne star, Alicia “Lecy” Goranson. Apparently the out of work, waaaaay out of work former television actress, and now theatre star, is known as a tarot card interpretive specialist working exclusively at the Gowanus Yacht [...]

With California’s recently enacted law requiring everyone to use a Bluetooth headset while driving, a couple warnings are going out to make sure your information and conversations are secure as you happily jabber with your best friend or discuss your corporate strategy to dethrone Google.
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  • Tech

  • Entertainment

    • Sick Disgusting Video, Turkeys Being Stomped, Kicked And Beaten

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      I couldn’t even watch this all the way through, I had to stop it over and over again. We all love a good Thanksgiving Turkey, but this video has the potential to change that tradition, this time around at least.
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    • "The BOONDOCKS" Now Available On iTunes

       
      Fans of the Cartoon Network toon The BOONDOCKS should be happy to learn that sometimes hysterical and always racy show is now available to own via iTunes.
      The collections includes “never before seen episodes” and behind the scenes clips.  Sweet!
      Pick them up now!

    • The Man Bra, WHAAAAAAT???

       
      I’m not sure about this, but I don’t think even this would register as Gay, I don’t think any self respecting Gay man would be caught dead wearing a Man Bra.  Why does this exist?  What is its purpose?  Don’t Tranny’s just wear regular ol [...]

    • [Video] Toddlers Made To Fight To The Delight Of Fathers Video Camera

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      Seriously, why are some people so F*%k Up? This father, and a whole lot more like him who have been posting on YouTube, egged on and videotaped two toddlers fighting. But it’s really one toddler hitting the other toddler who [...]

    • IRINA SHEIK: My Tuesday "MORNIN WOOD" Salute!

       

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      Low and behold, MORNIN WOOD is back on the page after a 3 month lay-over, and we kick it off with a good one! This perfect little vixen is IRINA SHEIK. She’s Russian, she’s 22 (I’m biting my knuckles) and of course she’s [...]

  • LifeStyle

    • Don't worry be happy!

      Are you anxious about the upcoming holidays. If you are stressed out then try this remedy. Bend your right arm and find the point at the outer end of the arm’s crease, near the elbow. Press for 30 seconds, then release. Repeat on [...]

    • Don't worry be happy!

      Are you anxious about the upcoming holidays. If you are stressed out then try this remedy. Bend your right arm and find the point at the outer end of the arm’s crease, near the elbow. Press for 30 seconds, then release. Repeat on [...]

    • Liar, liar pants on fire

      A Canadian study found that children whose parents had told little white lies in their presence were more likely to express polite “delight” over a disappointing gift than kids whose parents had stuck by a 100 percent-honesty policy.   Researchers believe children absorb the etiquette lessons [...]

    • The Man Bra, WHAAAAAAT???

       
      I’m not sure about this, but I don’t think even this would register as Gay, I don’t think any self respecting Gay man would be caught dead wearing a Man Bra.  Why does this exist?  What is its purpose?  Don’t Tranny’s just wear regular ol [...]

    • TOUR De MESA 2008: VILLIAN VERSION PUB RIDE!

       

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      To end the year, The TOUR De MESA Group of Mesa, AZ put on their last CHARITY PUB RIDE, with an overwhelming response of contributors and donations! Indeed our most successful ride yet with 14 sponsors and over $1,700.00 raised, in which the money raised get [...]

  • Daily News

    • Verizon Staff Read Pres -Elect Barack Obama's Personal Email

       
      Staff from Verizon were caught red handed putting their eyes where they don’t belong.  The staff that Verizon says have now fired, read the personal account of the Pres-Elect.  Apparently the account was old and not in use, but they found it and prying eyes [...]

    • [Video] Sarah Palin And Her Turkey Killing Buddies!

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      Sarah Palin is truly the gift that keeps on giving! Instead of going into that good night, in the part of Alaska where it’s night half the year, the failed VP running mate continues to stick her face in front of [...]

    • Sick Disgusting Video, Turkeys Being Stomped, Kicked And Beaten

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      I couldn’t even watch this all the way through, I had to stop it over and over again. We all love a good Thanksgiving Turkey, but this video has the potential to change that tradition, this time around at least.
      Click the [...]

    • [Video] The Ad That Twitter Successfully Destroyed

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      I’m not a mom walking around with a modern day papoose filled with a sleeping baby, so I am sure that there is a sensitivity here that I don’t get and won’t get. But just as a guy watching an online [...]

    • I Just Won £500,000 From Yahoo/Msn!!! SCAM!!!!

      Here’s a rather interesting one, I say that because the scammer is using a Hotmail address, and Yahoo.  The header included lower cased “sn” on the MSN portion of Yahoo/Msn.  The there is the fact that I am not a subscriber of anything Microsoft or [...]

  • Misc

    • The New Dodge EV Kicks Serious Butt, Even In Yellow

       
      About a month ago, while on my way to a destination in LA, I saw a black car sitting next to me while stopped at a stop light.  I was transfixed, I couldn’t tell what it was because it had no markings, but it was [...]

    • An Arizona Thanksgiving

      THIS THANKSGIVING, YOU’LL BE FULL, BUT YOUR WALLET WON’T
      Cooking up your turkey-day feast could gobble up more of your grocery bill than last year. The Arizona Farm Bureau’s annual survey shows that a turkey dinner for 10 with all the trimmings will cost [...]

    • [Video] Sarah Palin And Her Turkey Killing Buddies!

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      Sarah Palin is truly the gift that keeps on giving! Instead of going into that good night, in the part of Alaska where it’s night half the year, the failed VP running mate continues to stick her face in front of [...]

    • Sick Disgusting Video, Turkeys Being Stomped, Kicked And Beaten

      Post
      VIDEO

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      I couldn’t even watch this all the way through, I had to stop it over and over again. We all love a good Thanksgiving Turkey, but this video has the potential to change that tradition, this time around at least.
      Click the [...]

    • [Video] The Ad That Twitter Successfully Destroyed

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      I’m not a mom walking around with a modern day papoose filled with a sleeping baby, so I am sure that there is a sensitivity here that I don’t get and won’t get. But just as a guy watching an online [...]