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I couldn’t even watch this all the way through, I had to stop it over and over again. We all love a good Thanksgiving Turkey, but this video has the potential to change that tradition, this time around at least.
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With Thanksgiving just two weeks away, we should be beginning to prepare the menu for this great food and family day. One of the best parts are the desserts, with pumpkin pie being the most famous. So before you place a dollop of [...]

It’s that time of the year where the scents of sage, cinnamon, nutmeg and cloves soon will float through holiday kitchens as cooks pull from the oven pumpkin pies, cookies, turkey, ham and prime rib.
Unless the spices are too old and flat. Spices past their [...]

The beginning of the holiday season will soon be upon us in about three weeks. You may want to set a fabulous table for your guests at Thanksgiving by setting the table with your fine china and your good silver. But when you open the [...]

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You buy a fresh lemon because you need 1 tablespoon for a recipe. But what do you do with the remaining lemon. You can keep a reserve stock of citrus on hand by freezing lemon and lime wedges in a resealable plastic bag. [...]

For your stinky feet. You can eliminate stinky tootsies with this sweet concoction. Mix one package of lime-flavored gelatin with the amount of hot (not boiling) water recommended on the box. Place in a large bowl, add cold water until the temperature [...]

Since pie making month will soon be among us, here is an idea for your homemade fruit pie’s.   To prevent soggy piecrusts when you make any fruit pies especially apple, here’s what you need to do.  Just brush the crust with 3 tablespoons of melted [...]

Want to test hot oil without using a thermometer.   Simply drop a kernel of popcorn in the pan.  When the oil is between 350° F and 365° F, the perfect temperature for deep-frying, the kernel will pop.
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Another pretty cool App gets pulled by Apple.
The Cannes Silver Lion-winning iPint application for beer brand Carling is the target of a $12.5 million lawsuit suit against parent Molson Coors Brewing Co. by Hottrix, the developer of the iBeer application. London agency Beattie McGuinness Bungay [...]

Easy Pumpkin Dessert

This receipe is a no braniner. It has no frills ingredients and it’s so easy to put together. Just try it.
PUMPKIN SURPRISE
INGREDIENTS:
1 12 OZ. CAN EVAPORATED MILK
1-1/2 CUPS SUGAR
4 EGGS, BEATEN
2 TEASPOONS CINNAMON
1 TEASPOON GINGER
1/2 TEASPOON CLOVES
1 29 OZ. CAN OF SOLID PUMPKIN
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1 [...]

When you were a kid, didn’t you ever want to make fresh pumpkin seeds from the pumpkin you just carved. Well, here’s your chance. Just follow these simple steps.
-Remove the seeds from the pumpkin, throw away the big chunks of the fibrous strings [...]

It’s Candy Corn.  Almost nine billion pieces of this sweet candy will be produced in 2008. Laid end to end, they’d circle the moon nearly four times. It’s not Halloween without Candy Corn in my house.
Ciao!

Living in a Cul de Sac has it’s advantages. One, is the chance to get together with your neighbors and have a community Halloween Party. This year will be our 4th Annual Halloween party. I print up invites to the event and [...]

 
Personally, I stopped eating at McDonald’s a very, very long time ago, and stories like this make me jump for joy that I did.  As you see in the pic, there are two McDonald’s Hamburgers, but one is not like the other.  Or ultimately, maybe [...]

Got ants in your sugar?

And don’t know what to do. Place 3-4 cloves in with the sugar. This will keep the ants from entering and leaving with the sugar..
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R U addicted to Java

These are the 7 signs that you are addicted to the bean.
7. Your next family vacation spot: Kona!
6. You get eight hours of sleep a night…. with your eyes open.
5. You keep a coffee scoop in your make-up bag.
4. You’re not [...]

Let’s talk celery, you know, that green tastless veggie, that sits in your veggie drawer in the refrig. Well, did you know that celery has LUTEOLIN. This compound hinders the body’s output of INTERLEUKIN-6, an inflammatory chemical that disruprts activity in the brain’s [...]

Dozens of babies are suffering from acute kidney failure while upwards of 6,000 others have been sickened and three have died.  China’s health minister expects that number to grow as more parents bring their babies to hospital for treatment. 
Milk powder carrying “melamine” that is being [...]

 
This is one of those “Why didn’t I think of that?!” forehead slappers.  If you’re tired of going to the office kitchen to grab your lunch, only to find it missing from the refrigerator, the “Anti Theft Lunch Bag” might be for you.
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9,800 McDonald’s restaurants, through Internet access provider Wayport, will deliver WiFi access to Zune owners across the country.  For all those that own a Zune, and like to go to McDonalds and hang out, you’re in luck!  Now users will be able to go to the [...]

Smokin…..

My husband smoked a pork loin this weekend and then he made a sauce to glaze it with. Remember to apply the glaze at least 30 minutes prior to enjoying. It was wonderful. You might want to try it next time you [...]

Food or Fixtures?

These lights look edible! Fun for the big kid in all of us!

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You may remember Don Gorske from his appearance in the Morgan Spurlock documentary “Super Size Me.” Don has been eating at least two Big Macs a day for the past 36 years, only missing a total of 8 since he started his [...]

Now those are some hot dogs!

Or are they corn dogs?!  How funny to have these darlin dachshund at your next BBQ!

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    • Don't worry be happy!

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    • The Man Bra, WHAAAAAAT???

       
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      Sarah Palin is truly the gift that keeps on giving! Instead of going into that good night, in the part of Alaska where it’s night half the year, the failed VP running mate continues to stick her face in front of [...]

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      I couldn’t even watch this all the way through, I had to stop it over and over again. We all love a good Thanksgiving Turkey, but this video has the potential to change that tradition, this time around at least.
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