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Barney the White House dog has just drawn blood from White House AP reporter John Decker.  Decker bent down to pet Barney and Barney promptly bit him.  John Decker was given medical attention by the White House medical staff and is fine.
I soon as I can [...]

 

Very, very sad news on the eve of what could possibly be a Presidential victory for her grandson, Barack Obama’s grandmother who had fallen ill a few weeks ago, has passed today.
Madelyn Dunham was a huge part in the upbringing of the Illinois Senator and [...]

Hudson’s nephew Julian King has been found dead 3 days since the bodies of her mother and brother were found dead.  The actress offered $100,000 to anyone with information leading to the recovery.
Although not officially charged, William Balfour, the husband of Hudson’s sister is the suspect.
Very sad [...]

 
Okay everybody, you can go back to spending money like crazy.  If you lost your job recently, just go back.  If you lost your house, I hope you kept the keys because all is okay, right as rain, the House has just passed the Bailout [...]

Post it , post it!!  Early this morning an iReporter for CNN’s “iReporter” posted a story that Steve Jobs, the man that made Apple Inc, and the iPhone, had a heart attack and was rushed to the hospital in critical condition.  The report remained on [...]

After McCain declared that he was suspending his campaign, to which none of his campaign quarters actually stopped campaigning.  Then he said he was not going to the debate because he had to fix the country first.  When a deal was made on the Bailout [...]

 
A Black male who claimed that he was is happy that a African-American is running for the Presidency showed up at the home of Barack Obama witha a handgun and a bulletproof vest.  Authorities say they man made no threatening remarks but is a convicted [...]

 
Did you just wince while sitting back and exclaiming, “Who?”  Don’t worry, the entire attention paying country did as well.  Gov. Sarah Palin, the Governor of Alaska, is a woman….. Young ……. And Republican.
Gov. Sarah Palin is supposed to take all those 18 million votes [...]

 
You may have heard today that the deal between Virgin Mobile and Helio is a done deal as of today.  13 million shares of Virgin Mobile were given out to SK Telecom and EarthLink totaling out to around $38 million.  
We just got word that shortly after [...]

 
 

How old is Chinese gymnast He Kexin?  Is she 16?  Or in fact  14….
The Times of London reports that we will be finding out soon as the The International Olympic Committee are at last investigating. Faced with almost insurmountable evidence which suggests that He is [...]

The NFLPA head honcho and Hall of Fame Guard of the Oakland Raiders, Gene Upshaw died last night surround by his wife and children in his home in Lake Tahoe, Ca at the age 63 from pancreatic cancer.  Gene is the reason why an overwhelming [...]

Usain “strides” Bolt set another world record, besting Michael Johnson’s incredible 19.32 in the 200m, with a 19.30.  The scary thing is that this kid is not even in his best form yet, that means he is capable of a 19.20 and a 9.6 in [...]

A former Pennsylvania police officer was sentenced to 30 days in jail for pulling over a woman while he was off duty to give her his phone number……
When the self-help books say ‘pursue to woo’ a woman, this is not what they mean!!!
Idiot, Steven [...]

“Ugly Betty” star,  America Ferrera, wins a Special Achievement award for Outstanding Performance of a Latino-led Ensemble in a Television Series at the 2008 ALMA Awards and there’s nothing ugly about this young lady, she looks stunning!

A federal appeals court has ruled that even software developers who give away the programming code for their works can sue for copyright infringement if someone misappropriates that material.
“Traditionally, copyright owners sold their copyrighted material in exchange for money,” the court said. “The lack of [...]

Usain Bolt caught my attention at the Reebok Grand Prix at Randall’s Island in May, and I knew he would save his best for the world stage!  Usain “lightning” Bolt ran a blistering 9.69 in Beijing, and get this, he still pulled up and showed [...]

As of Wednesday, Aug. 13, 2008, at least 4,141 members of the U.S. military have died in the Iraq war since it began in March 2003, according to an Associated Press count.
The figure includes eight military civilians killed in action. At least 3,366 died as [...]

Ok so i can see someone forgetting a cup of coffee or some papers on the roof of their car, but a 3 year old?!
Well this particular grandmother from Florida didn’t forget her 3 year old, she intentionally placed her on the roof and started [...]

Was Beyonce’s likeness digitally altered in this new L’Oreal print ad? She is looking a tad paler, no?  And i’m not referring to her hair color!
L’Oreal reps deny that her complexion was lightened. “We highly value our relationship with Ms. Knowles. It is categorically [...]

Litter crews, that i bet are thinking they are not paid enough for their God awful job, for the Oregon Department of Transportation picked up an estimated 200-300 urine filled plastic bottles, (excuse me while i gag), along a three-mile stretch of Interstate 84.
Police say [...]

Strange but true!!! A Man and a woman in Louisiana were arrested and placed in jail after attacking each other with a BBQ pit!!
Apparently she hit him over the head with it first, he then returned the favor, so she picked it up and smashed [...]

Think of all the cheap knock-offs you can get from China, well it turns out that even the Opening Ceremony of the Olympics had some fakeness to it: the fireworks!
A pre-recorded, computer-generated shot of the fireworks was played for us on our TV’s…. why ? It [...]

Legendary soul man and actor ISACC HAYES died today in Memphis at the age of 65.
His wife found him unconscious next to his treadmill and called paramedics. They were unable to revive him and transported to the hospital where they pronounced him dead around 2pm. [...]

ET confirmed that comedian Bernie Mac, 50, died of complications from pneumonia at a Chicago-area hospital this morning.
Mac’s publicist, Danica Smith, asked that his family’s privacy be respected. Mac’s case of pneumonia had caused him to be hospitalized recently.

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