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Staff from Verizon were caught red handed putting their eyes where they don’t belong.  The staff that Verizon says have now fired, read the personal account of the Pres-Elect.  Apparently the account was old and not in use, but they found it and prying eyes [...]

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I couldn’t even watch this all the way through, I had to stop it over and over again. We all love a good Thanksgiving Turkey, but this video has the potential to change that tradition, this time around at least.
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I’m not a mom walking around with a modern day papoose filled with a sleeping baby, so I am sure that there is a sensitivity here that I don’t get and won’t get. But just as a guy watching an online [...]

I love this story!  Spammers are increasingly getting caught do to the stepped up efforts of the FBI and the Secret Service.  No doubt the help of Google, AOL, Microsoft and Yahoo using their deep reach into the trail through the broadband is helping as [...]

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Just watch the video, this one is deep.
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Seriously, why are some people so F*%k Up? This father, and a whole lot more like him who have been posting on YouTube, egged on and videotaped two toddlers fighting. But it’s really one toddler hitting the other toddler who [...]

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Wal-Mart has announced that it will be slashing prices every week all the way through the holidays. Is this taking advantage of the economic down turn by luring shoppers who would otherwise never shop there? Or is this an earnest [...]

 
It was only a matter of time that we would begin to hear about job cuts at Sprint.  With the shares dropping below $2 and the economy in the shape that it’s in, it’s a wonder that it took this long.
Sprints has announce that it [...]

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While treating a man with HIV for leukemia in Germany, doctors discovered that after the bone marrow transplant surgery the man no longer had HIV. Is this the path to a possible cure? Doctors don’t want to go that far [...]

Well, that’s it.  The last remaining member of the Jimi Hendrix Experience is now dead.  Play on, play on…
Mitch Mitchell, the 61 year-old original member of The Experience was found dead in a Portland hotel room from what coroners are saying at this time was [...]

Enlightened One incarnate, 18-year old Ram Bahadur Bamjan returned from the jungles of southern Nepal.  Many believe the young man to be the reincarnation of Siddhartha Gautama, also known as Budda.  Although there is dispute among Buddhist priests if he is indeed the true reincarnation, thousands are not waiting [...]

Sniffing it out and realizing that credit for a time will take a back seat to cash on hand for the majority of Americans, American Express has entered the physical banking world.  Under emergency power to act, the Federal Reserve granted Amex the power to [...]

MPs of Merry old England are calling for some drastic measures in the wake of some very intoxicated violent behavior recently in the streets of London.  The are now calling for Supermarkets to stop lowering the cost of booze and the END to the British [...]

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An 8-year old boy planned in killed his father and another man in St. John’s Arizona. 8-years old….
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This kid was sent home because he went as Jesus on Halloween. but pay attention to the reporter telling the account, it’s hilarious.
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It seems that 27-percent of men get depressed if they look at too much internet porn.  The Swinburne University of Technology in Melbourne concluded a pretty interesting survey in which they surveyed 1,325 men from Australia and America and found that heavy porn surfers could also see [...]

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This is one of those American pastimes that I just don’t understand. When a sporting event, and burn your city up. YOu won, you’re “World Champs” Why would you elect to let the rest of the world look at [...]

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The French President isn’t too happy with this voodoo doll that let’s the citizens of France work out their frustrations with him by poking him with pins in various campaign promises. The Voodoo doll is currently number one on the French [...]

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This absolutely ridiculous, it makes me want to grab all involved adults and scream “GROW THE HELL UP!” A 13-year old girl sent a 13 year-old boy (presumably her boyfriend) a nude photo of herself on his cell phone. School [...]

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The rising anchor woman “Anne Pressly” who was brutally beaten during an apparent robbery has died in the hospital. Doctors believed she could recover, but her condition turned to the worse.
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Proving the fact that some people get paid to do just about anything, a recent survey found that a whopping 53% of Americans work while doing their business.
Relieving the wastables while talking to Bob about his recent proposal is actually productive, so I’m not sure why [...]

 
When it was said that soon everything would move to the internet, they weren’t joking were they.  Now you can take tech into your shameful bedroom.  Roughly two weeks after a grand ole night, and you find out that you have a STD, you can [...]

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The anchor woman from Little Rock Arkansas is still in critical condition with life threatening injuries from what police believe was a home invasion.  
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A truck carrying 28 pallets of of Playstation 2 game consoles was stolen in Melbourne, Florida.  The trucking  company, alerted by the driver who went to sleep only to wake to a missing truck, tried to pinpoint where the truck was headed so the cops could bust [...]

First, over the weekend we heard about the guy in Ohio who hung a ghost by the neck with Obama banners around his neck.  Then we can’t forget about the cardboard cutout of Obama hanging from a tree at a “Christian” college.  There are actually [...]

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  • Tech

  • Entertainment

    • Sick Disgusting Video, Turkeys Being Stomped, Kicked And Beaten

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      I couldn’t even watch this all the way through, I had to stop it over and over again. We all love a good Thanksgiving Turkey, but this video has the potential to change that tradition, this time around at least.
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    • "The BOONDOCKS" Now Available On iTunes

       
      Fans of the Cartoon Network toon The BOONDOCKS should be happy to learn that sometimes hysterical and always racy show is now available to own via iTunes.
      The collections includes “never before seen episodes” and behind the scenes clips.  Sweet!
      Pick them up now!

    • The Man Bra, WHAAAAAAT???

       
      I’m not sure about this, but I don’t think even this would register as Gay, I don’t think any self respecting Gay man would be caught dead wearing a Man Bra.  Why does this exist?  What is its purpose?  Don’t Tranny’s just wear regular ol [...]

    • [Video] Toddlers Made To Fight To The Delight Of Fathers Video Camera

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      Seriously, why are some people so F*%k Up? This father, and a whole lot more like him who have been posting on YouTube, egged on and videotaped two toddlers fighting. But it’s really one toddler hitting the other toddler who [...]

    • IRINA SHEIK: My Tuesday "MORNIN WOOD" Salute!

       

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      Low and behold, MORNIN WOOD is back on the page after a 3 month lay-over, and we kick it off with a good one! This perfect little vixen is IRINA SHEIK. She’s Russian, she’s 22 (I’m biting my knuckles) and of course she’s [...]

  • LifeStyle

    • Don't worry be happy!

      Are you anxious about the upcoming holidays. If you are stressed out then try this remedy. Bend your right arm and find the point at the outer end of the arm’s crease, near the elbow. Press for 30 seconds, then release. Repeat on [...]

    • Don't worry be happy!

      Are you anxious about the upcoming holidays. If you are stressed out then try this remedy. Bend your right arm and find the point at the outer end of the arm’s crease, near the elbow. Press for 30 seconds, then release. Repeat on [...]

    • Liar, liar pants on fire

      A Canadian study found that children whose parents had told little white lies in their presence were more likely to express polite “delight” over a disappointing gift than kids whose parents had stuck by a 100 percent-honesty policy.   Researchers believe children absorb the etiquette lessons [...]

    • The Man Bra, WHAAAAAAT???

       
      I’m not sure about this, but I don’t think even this would register as Gay, I don’t think any self respecting Gay man would be caught dead wearing a Man Bra.  Why does this exist?  What is its purpose?  Don’t Tranny’s just wear regular ol [...]

    • TOUR De MESA 2008: VILLIAN VERSION PUB RIDE!

       

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      To end the year, The TOUR De MESA Group of Mesa, AZ put on their last CHARITY PUB RIDE, with an overwhelming response of contributors and donations! Indeed our most successful ride yet with 14 sponsors and over $1,700.00 raised, in which the money raised get [...]

  • Daily News

    • Verizon Staff Read Pres -Elect Barack Obama's Personal Email

       
      Staff from Verizon were caught red handed putting their eyes where they don’t belong.  The staff that Verizon says have now fired, read the personal account of the Pres-Elect.  Apparently the account was old and not in use, but they found it and prying eyes [...]

    • [Video] Sarah Palin And Her Turkey Killing Buddies!

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      Sarah Palin is truly the gift that keeps on giving! Instead of going into that good night, in the part of Alaska where it’s night half the year, the failed VP running mate continues to stick her face in front of [...]

    • Sick Disgusting Video, Turkeys Being Stomped, Kicked And Beaten

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      I couldn’t even watch this all the way through, I had to stop it over and over again. We all love a good Thanksgiving Turkey, but this video has the potential to change that tradition, this time around at least.
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    • [Video] The Ad That Twitter Successfully Destroyed

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      I’m not a mom walking around with a modern day papoose filled with a sleeping baby, so I am sure that there is a sensitivity here that I don’t get and won’t get. But just as a guy watching an online [...]

    • I Just Won £500,000 From Yahoo/Msn!!! SCAM!!!!

      Here’s a rather interesting one, I say that because the scammer is using a Hotmail address, and Yahoo.  The header included lower cased “sn” on the MSN portion of Yahoo/Msn.  The there is the fact that I am not a subscriber of anything Microsoft or [...]

  • Misc

    • The New Dodge EV Kicks Serious Butt, Even In Yellow

       
      About a month ago, while on my way to a destination in LA, I saw a black car sitting next to me while stopped at a stop light.  I was transfixed, I couldn’t tell what it was because it had no markings, but it was [...]

    • An Arizona Thanksgiving

      THIS THANKSGIVING, YOU’LL BE FULL, BUT YOUR WALLET WON’T
      Cooking up your turkey-day feast could gobble up more of your grocery bill than last year. The Arizona Farm Bureau’s annual survey shows that a turkey dinner for 10 with all the trimmings will cost [...]

    • [Video] Sarah Palin And Her Turkey Killing Buddies!

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      Sarah Palin is truly the gift that keeps on giving! Instead of going into that good night, in the part of Alaska where it’s night half the year, the failed VP running mate continues to stick her face in front of [...]

    • Sick Disgusting Video, Turkeys Being Stomped, Kicked And Beaten

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      I couldn’t even watch this all the way through, I had to stop it over and over again. We all love a good Thanksgiving Turkey, but this video has the potential to change that tradition, this time around at least.
      Click the [...]

    • [Video] The Ad That Twitter Successfully Destroyed

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      I’m not a mom walking around with a modern day papoose filled with a sleeping baby, so I am sure that there is a sensitivity here that I don’t get and won’t get. But just as a guy watching an online [...]