And you thought “Mission Impossible” was a complete work of fiction. Nope, turns out at least some of that stuff can be done. On a recent Air Canada flight from Hong Kong To Canada, a elderly White man boarded for what seemed to be a return trip to his native Canada. However, when the plane landed in Canada, no such elderly man exited the long flight. Instead, a young Asian male in his 20′s emerged.

The passenger in question was observed at the beginning of the flight to be an elderly Caucasian male who appeared to have young looking hands. During the flight the subject attended the washroom and emerged an Asian looking male that appeared to be in his early 20s.

Turns out that during the flight, the elderly man entered the bathroom and and came out as a young Asian man. Canadian Border Patrol was Johnny on the spot and took the man into custody. The man who would be ‘Ethan Hunt’ says he was seeking asylum.

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Amy Windom spent the night tied up and screaming for help after a home invader burglarize her home and car for over an hour. Thankfully that’s all he did, something oddly enough is worth being thankful for in a situation like this. Amy told the burglar that her laptop which sat at her feet, was lojacked, if taken his location would be quickly determined, so he didn’t. When the assailant left, Amy tried unsuccessfully to free herself. After hours of screaming for help, she decided to go another route, she sent an SOS to the world, with her feet and her laptop.

She says her only regret is that she didn’t have a pedicure. Great story!!

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A healthy supply of  bacca, soup, and toiletries will make Lindsay a relatively popular inmate, or at least keep her from getting to know some of the women a little more intimately.  Naaah, I know that some of the inmates will scare her, but for the most part, they aren’t trying to bring any undue heat on themselves doing anything suspect to a celebrity.  Lindsay will serve somewhere between 2–25 days and then will do rehab, but if she violates again within her given time, then it is wrap for her!!  And for those who say “oh it is a minor violation, why is she going to jail?”  Let our ass violate probation, see what happens!  I really wish Lindsay could do the full time, because she doesn’t need any breaks, but genuine discipline.  If she has to go to jail for a full term next time, she will definitely be on a suicide watch!  This is the fourth quarter for her and she had better decide to take all of this seriously.

Here we have yet another case that the officer in question was dead right, until public outrage came. Now there will be an investigation in to way a fully grown male officer punched a high school girl in the face because she pushed him. This all happened over a jaywalking ticket. But rest assured folks, the cop will be found innocent and nothing “bad” will happen to him.

49-year old Ronnie Lee Gardner, a prisoner in the Utah State Prison is scheduled for execution for killing a lawyer in a failed escape attempt during his trial 25 years ago. The method? Firing Squad. Yep, just when you thought we had entered the 21st century, gun toting citizens, paying doctors with chickens and lining prisoners up and shooting them have all made a triumphant comeback.

Actually, Utah is the only state left using a firing squad as a method of execution. It was Gardner who asked for the outdated and barbaric method.

“I would like the firing squad, please,” Gardner told State court Judge Robin Reese Friday morning, after Reese told him his avenues for appeal appear to be exhausted.–HuffingtonPost

Gardner was given the choice between lethal injection and and firing squad.

Imagine being the person asked to stand in front of another human being, and shoot him to death. Even though he’s a bad man and probably worthy of death, is this what we should be doing in America?

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Yeah, again. Another female teacher has been busted in what seems to be an epidemic of female teachers having sex or trying to have sex with their students. This time the culprit is 41-year-old English teacher, Melinda Dennehy. Dennehy sent nude pictures of herself to her 15-year-old student. Authorities also say that along with the pics, Dennehy sent word of what she wanted to do with the teen student at Londonderry High School in New Hampshire.

Dennehy turned herself in, but was released on bail and cannot be around anyone under 16.

I am still blown away at how this is treated when it comes to females sexually abusing young boys.

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WTF!!!?? People are losing their minds all around the world! This demented individual has been doing the supermarket circut in the U.K. The man for someone to bend over and casually sticks his nose in the behind of a nasty stranger in a market. Okay, maybe the stranger isn’t ‘nasty,’ but in my world, everyone that ‘is not’ my girlfriend, is too nasty to get that close up to.

Could you imagine reaching to get a box of Sugar Pops, turning around and finding some man sniffing your butt?

Alini Brito, 29, and Cindy Mauro, 33 are being investigated for carnal knowledge….of each other. Two two romance language teachers (French and Spanish) were seen by a janitor at James Madison High School in Brooklyn NY, having a good naked time while students were attending an assembly. The two have been removed from the school, and in all seriousness, thankfully no student witnessed the event.

But students of the school have opened a FaceBook account to discuss the issue, which is hopefully being heavily monitored.

Now, back to the lighter side of this story. I wonder if that was the first time the janitor saw them. Seems weird that a school janitor would see two lady teachers going at it, and go run to tell the teacher.

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When first we practice to deceive…. That’s on that Nicholas Woodhams, 23, of Kalamazoo, Michigan never heard as a child, because Nicholas did nothing but deceive and there’s no way he practiced.  This enterprising lad decided to go into the iPod repair business to make some coin off the thousand of iPods owners in his surrounding community.  Problem was, Nicholas didn’t really want to repair the devices, Nicholas wanted to figure out how to generate fake serial numbers, send said fake numbers to Apple, and get a replacement iPod, to which he would then sell for a slightly marked down price.  And he did, but here’s where the no practice comes in to play.

23-year old Nicholas Woodhams, 23 of Kalamazoo, never sent in the “defective” units, so on the lighter side of 9,000 iPod Shuffles, Apple had enough, looked into it and got him busted for money laundering and fraud.  And if that’s not bad enough, he now has the Apple legal team after him.  I hope he knows that he’s better off in jail.

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Some laws are spot on, i.e. Drinking and driving.  Some laws are ridiculous, i.e. the current Marijuana laws.  Some laws are simply common sense.   If you share the same parent (s) or if one of you is the parent, grand parent, uncle, aunt, cousin,  or child, you should not be having sex them, for any reason, ever.  The recent case of  the freak of humanity,  Austrian Josef Fritzl, who kept his daughter in captivity for 24 years having 7 children with her, has brought incest to the forefront of headline news cycles.

Luckily incest is against the law in most countries around the world, with the few countries that have not banned the act, on the outside looking into why not.  That is except for Romania.

“Not everything that is immoral has to be illegal,” said Justice Ministry legal expert Valerian Cioclei. “We cannot help these people by turning them into criminals and punishing them.”

At the moment, if you get caught in bed with your sister you’ll face up to 7 years in a Romanian prison, but the country is now looking to do away with that law so family members can have carnal knowledge of each other without the threat of prison time.

Not all Romanians agree with the planned change in the law, but there are those who think it’s no business of anyones who they sleep with, which is true…Up to a point.

Seriously, Romania…. What’s going on here?

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I have never fully understood why the United States Government spends so much money on busting up prostitution, but here we go again.  Two years in the making went a long way to bust up a high priced prostitution ring in Houston which is said to involve some well known names.  Athletes, lawyers and doctors are said to be named in a list uncovered by authorities involved in the bust.

Deborah Turbiville and husband, Charlie were arrested for running the ring which is said to have recruited from Craigslist, a popular place to find debauchery, or get a job…..Performing sex acts.

The high class Houston hookers hooked in hotel rooms for up to $350 hour (try that three times fast).   $350?  That’s the difference between Los Angeles/New York high class hookers.  $350 pays for the meal.

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An Ethiopian refugee, Saad Hussein has been arrested for sending a blood stained letter along with a inauguration admission ticket to the celebration of President Obama’s inauguration.  Hussein has told the FBI that he is very sick with HIV and he purposely cut his finger to send the tainted blood to the 44th president and his staff.

Hazmat teams were called in after the envelope was discovered.  Hussein says that he was ”seeking help from the government.”  The envelope along with other items was sent to the Illinois State offices.

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Remember folks, she didn’t want to press charges.

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In this age where privacy has gone right out the window, folks have not yet figured out that personal stupidity should be just that, personal. In the quest to be a star in ones own world, Facebook and Myspace have gotten many a dummy in serious hot water, the newest case involves a couple who likes to dine on rare and endangered animals.

Vanessa Starr Palm, 23, from Illinois and Alexander Daniel Rust, 24, from Indiana decided to post pics of themsleves on their Facbook page eating an endangered Igauna after catching it and grilling it. The entire unholy event was captured in photos and posted.

It seems that Facebook visitors didn’t think it was so cool and many reported it landing the couple in a Bahamian jail. They have been released on $500 bail, but will face a judge who could sentence them for breaking a law in a country with good U.S. ties.

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Alfred Brock, 64, of Winnfield, Louisiana, showed up at the “Birdcage” (a guard shack) in his pick up truck with a unregistered .22 caliber rifle and unregistered ammunition.  The 64-year old man said that he had a delivery for President Barack Obama.  When his truck was search and the firearm and ammo discovered, he was immediately arrested. 

The mans name is Alfred Brock, the same Alfred Brock that showed up at the Jena 6 trials with his hands cuffed and feet shackled.   Jena 6 was the name given to the case of the six Black teens jailed after a schoolyard race fight .

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More details are beginning to surface about the arrest of Chris Brown.  Turns out it was his girlfriend Rihanna, who the singer beat.  TMZ has learned and seen the photos from authorities of a beaten and bloodied Rihanna.  The beating includes two contusions and bite marks.

Her lip has been spilt and her nose bloodied the police photos show.  Rihanna was not the one who called the police.  Someone in the vicinity heard the cries of the pop singer and dialed the police who arrest Chris Brown at the scene.

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Sometimes TV is just too overwhelming for some people.  COLORADO SPRINGS, Colorado saw one of those people as a man decided to go into a few liquor stores with a Klingon sword and rob them.  

The man made off with some cash from the first 7-Eleven but didn’t have the same luck in the second store.  The offending Klingon wannabe has not yet been caught, but he shouldn’t be too hard to find, he’ll be the one wearing KISS boots and trying to get beamed up.

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Yes, I called it a murder.  Oscar Grant was turned over and shot in the back at a Oakland train station in front of dozens of eye wittness’s, and there are plenty of cellphone-video cams recordings to prove it.  He was unarmed and just a 22-year old being a 22-year old out with his buddies, he did not deserve this.  

Now, the Oakland transit cop that shot this young man in the back has been arrested in Arizona after he fled California.  A warrant was issued and he was picked up without incident.  Johannes Mehserle, 27 is being held without bail and more details on the arrest and arraignment will be released later.

Note: MP did not post any of the video’s because we believe it’s too much, and for the sake of the family and friends, repeatedly showing his death adds insult to injury on top of a very explosive story.

Here we go again, 12 days into the new year and we already have another horny female teacher who can’t keep her hands off her students.  And again, we get more of a giggle out of it than we do outrage, the kind of outrage we would have if Christine A. McCallum was a man.

Starting with her student when he was at the young age of 13, this 29 year-old woman, Christine A. McCallum is accused of having sex with the boy over 300 times.  Allegedly she had sex with him on her kitchen floor, the bathroom, the shower, and the living room for 3 years.  

She is now facing 3 counts of statutory rape and has been put on leave from her job.  Leave?  

Prosecution believes that she raped him over 300 times which would be every other day for 3 years.  The boy is now 16.

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Social Networking is beginning to show some cracks.  Hackers are hell bent on ruining the reasons why folks use the internet.  Twitter, the rapidly expanding Social Networking has discovered that the profiles of President Elect-Barack Obama, CNN host Rick Sanchez and Britney Spears.  

The hacker was able to get in and use the technology that resends forgotten passwords, which could be a lethal hack since every site the get out of memory jail card.  

Once the hacker was in, the hacks came by way of messages delivered from the aforementioned names, messages that were filthy.

The hacks started over the weekend when a hack went into action with a front page that looked as though it was the real deal, but unleashed or (unhooked) a phishing scam.

The three accounts have been since closed.  

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Bad news folks, you can run but you can’t hide as long as you’re on Facebook, and you live in Australia.  Put a summons on the barbi and deal with is the precedent sent by an Aussie judge to be delivered by Aussie lawyer to an Aussie couple that had been dodging the legal paperwork.  Their fancy footwork was paying off until their Facebook page became a legal inbox for the court ordered summons.  The couple has sense marked their email as friends only.

Not for this particular reasons, but this tid bit one “serves” to prove to me that all this GPS, friends location stuff is rapidly getting out of hand.  Seriously, what’s wrong with a little privacy?

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Hey fellas, the next time you want to watch some scantly clad singer pumping the bumps in the hump, and your girlfriend wants to watch Brad Pitt get all sensitive, make sure you’re a good distance from any sharp objects.  

Brittney Love Venton of St. Paul put her man down with a blade over an argument they were having over the remote control.  One wanted to watch a movie and the other a video.  She wasn’t havin’ it, she wanted what she wanted and he had his man hands on the remote, so she stabbed him in the gut.  

He’s now in the hospital in stable condition and she’s in jail facing $50,000 in bail and a second degree assault charge.  

It’s not just TV, it could have been HBO.

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It is nice to see that he will be going where he belongs. I hope it is not a fancy country club prison. I find his fake ignorance to be an absolute joke. Please read!

His voice shaking, O.J. Simpson apologized in court for his role in an armed confrontation over sports memorabilia and insisted he was merely trying to recover property that had been stolen from his family.

“I stand here today sorry, somewhat confused. I feel apologetic to people of state of Nevada,” Simpson began. At times, he appeared to be fighting tears as he spoke.

Judge Jackie Glass said she was surprised Simpson chose to address the court. She added that the words he spoke in court were not as powerful as his words, as caught on tape, during the confrontation.

“Everything in this case was on tape,” Glass said. ” And its your own words, Mr. Simpson, you own words … that that brought you here to this seat in my courtroom. The evidence in this case was overwhelming.”

She continued, “You went to the room. You took guns. You used force. You took property, and in this state, that amounts to robbery with the use of a deadly weapon.”

http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/12/05/oj.simpson.sentencing/index.html?eref=rss_topstories