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Gary Coleman has got himself in trouble again, all the man wants is peace and quiet, but that’s never what he gets, and sometimes, okay, a lot of times.  
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City Manager David Garcia, of Chula Vista, California, was busted big time for doing something he shouldn’t be doing while on the job.  And really, when you think about it, he really shouldn’t be doing at all.  Garcia was surfing Pamela Anderson pics.  Is This [...]

It sounds like something out of a movie, but then we are talking about Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt!  So why would the Paparazzi go to such lengths to trespass?  Money Baby!  Can you imagine what those pictures of the twins are worth!!!!!
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Halle Berry said a paparazzi went too far to get a shot of her four-month-old Nahla Ariela Aubry daughter, when they allegedly trespassed onto her private property, yup there’s a stranger in her backyard!  Not Fun!
An attorney representing Berry, said a criminal complaint has [...]

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Christian answered questions in a London Police station today regarding allegations that he assaulted his mother and sister.  The mother and sister are not commenting on the allegations other than a statement made by his sister saying ”it’s a family matter”.   Apparently [...]

Really is DMX that hard up that he can’t pay a $7,500 medical bill? Apparently so, either that or he just can’t help himself when it comes to crime!!
Back in April the 37-year-old rapper whose real name is Earl Simmons, checked in to the [...]

As one of the premier entertainment sites on the net, TMZ employees paparazzi to take pictures and get footage of many of the celebrities that you may, know, love, or hate, but this morning at 230 am in Hollywood, Ca one of them took immediate [...]

The Hogan’s are exactly what’s wrong with the average entertainment family, they are built on pure bullshite have no genuine foundation.  For all the hardwork that Terry/Hulk achieved in the ring and the patience and support that Linda showed for him, they didn’t exhibit the [...]

 
Marriage and Divorce is a messy affair, starting with the marriage, so I try not to talk about the business of someone’s dirty married laundry.  But this, this is freakin out there!  Diana Bianchi, the woman who ended the marriage of Christie Brinkley and David [...]

 
Recently McDonalds began a campaign unleashing tiny happy meal toys meant to represent American idol contestants.  Not sure which contestant the toy is meant to resemble, but it sure does look a lot like Devo, and Devo thinks so as well.  The toy screams “early [...]

And so the battle of the divorce between MADONNA and husband director GUY RITCHIE has begun. And coming out swinging first is Madonna with her big uppercut of a lawyer. Madge has gone out and got herself FIONA SHACKLETON, the divorce lawyer who represented Paul [...]

 
I just hope there was someone in the store who pointed and exclaimed loudly “AaH Ha! You got Denied!” A little Nelson would have gone a long way.  Seems ole Jack Bauer and Siobhan Bonnouvrier tried to get their hands on an advance 3G iPhone [...]

The not so super super model, Naomi Campbell, pled guilty to assaulting two police officers during an “air rage” incident at Heathrow Airport.

What lead to her arrest in April? Was she herself attacked, miss treated in some way? No, she was told that one of [...]

I wish that I could feel sorry for Lindsay Lohan, but she is in full control of her faculties and is an adult.  There are plenty of children that grew up with either messed up parents or no parents at all, and still decided to [...]

As I understand it, R&B Radio helped make her here in the states, as the community embraced her soulful authenticity. Yeah….Done.
FYI, I have no idea what the other stuff on this video is about.

 
This kinda sucks.  Normally I find it ridiculous when people who have it all throw it away for drugs.  So whatever they get they deserve.  But Tatum O’ Neal?  In the late 70’s Tatum O’ Neal made the pampers tight of plenty a boy.  O’Neal [...]

I am in no way a proponent of the ridiculous laws we have as a nation that put drug abusers in prison with rapist and murderers, but today we have been shown another case that amplifies the gap between the halfs and the have-nots.  You may remember [...]

They’re talking about sperm on TV. Wow!

Terry Bollea aka Hulk Hogan along with best bud, Brian Knobbs and other family and friends, sought to drown their sorrows at a Tampa, Florida, Hooters. His 17 year-old son, Nick Hogan, plead no contest to reckless driving charges a couple of days [...]

  
 
  • Tech

  • Entertainment

    • Sick Disgusting Video, Turkeys Being Stomped, Kicked And Beaten

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      I couldn’t even watch this all the way through, I had to stop it over and over again. We all love a good Thanksgiving Turkey, but this video has the potential to change that tradition, this time around at least.
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    • "The BOONDOCKS" Now Available On iTunes

       
      Fans of the Cartoon Network toon The BOONDOCKS should be happy to learn that sometimes hysterical and always racy show is now available to own via iTunes.
      The collections includes “never before seen episodes” and behind the scenes clips.  Sweet!
      Pick them up now!

    • The Man Bra, WHAAAAAAT???

       
      I’m not sure about this, but I don’t think even this would register as Gay, I don’t think any self respecting Gay man would be caught dead wearing a Man Bra.  Why does this exist?  What is its purpose?  Don’t Tranny’s just wear regular ol [...]

    • [Video] Toddlers Made To Fight To The Delight Of Fathers Video Camera

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      Seriously, why are some people so F*%k Up? This father, and a whole lot more like him who have been posting on YouTube, egged on and videotaped two toddlers fighting. But it’s really one toddler hitting the other toddler who [...]

    • IRINA SHEIK: My Tuesday "MORNIN WOOD" Salute!

       

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      Low and behold, MORNIN WOOD is back on the page after a 3 month lay-over, and we kick it off with a good one! This perfect little vixen is IRINA SHEIK. She’s Russian, she’s 22 (I’m biting my knuckles) and of course she’s [...]

  • LifeStyle

    • Don't worry be happy!

      Are you anxious about the upcoming holidays. If you are stressed out then try this remedy. Bend your right arm and find the point at the outer end of the arm’s crease, near the elbow. Press for 30 seconds, then release. Repeat on [...]

    • Don't worry be happy!

      Are you anxious about the upcoming holidays. If you are stressed out then try this remedy. Bend your right arm and find the point at the outer end of the arm’s crease, near the elbow. Press for 30 seconds, then release. Repeat on [...]

    • Liar, liar pants on fire

      A Canadian study found that children whose parents had told little white lies in their presence were more likely to express polite “delight” over a disappointing gift than kids whose parents had stuck by a 100 percent-honesty policy.   Researchers believe children absorb the etiquette lessons [...]

    • The Man Bra, WHAAAAAAT???

       
      I’m not sure about this, but I don’t think even this would register as Gay, I don’t think any self respecting Gay man would be caught dead wearing a Man Bra.  Why does this exist?  What is its purpose?  Don’t Tranny’s just wear regular ol [...]

    • TOUR De MESA 2008: VILLIAN VERSION PUB RIDE!

       

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      To end the year, The TOUR De MESA Group of Mesa, AZ put on their last CHARITY PUB RIDE, with an overwhelming response of contributors and donations! Indeed our most successful ride yet with 14 sponsors and over $1,700.00 raised, in which the money raised get [...]

  • Daily News

    • Verizon Staff Read Pres -Elect Barack Obama's Personal Email

       
      Staff from Verizon were caught red handed putting their eyes where they don’t belong.  The staff that Verizon says have now fired, read the personal account of the Pres-Elect.  Apparently the account was old and not in use, but they found it and prying eyes [...]

    • [Video] Sarah Palin And Her Turkey Killing Buddies!

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      Sarah Palin is truly the gift that keeps on giving! Instead of going into that good night, in the part of Alaska where it’s night half the year, the failed VP running mate continues to stick her face in front of [...]

    • Sick Disgusting Video, Turkeys Being Stomped, Kicked And Beaten

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      I couldn’t even watch this all the way through, I had to stop it over and over again. We all love a good Thanksgiving Turkey, but this video has the potential to change that tradition, this time around at least.
      Click the [...]

    • [Video] The Ad That Twitter Successfully Destroyed

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      I’m not a mom walking around with a modern day papoose filled with a sleeping baby, so I am sure that there is a sensitivity here that I don’t get and won’t get. But just as a guy watching an online [...]

    • I Just Won £500,000 From Yahoo/Msn!!! SCAM!!!!

      Here’s a rather interesting one, I say that because the scammer is using a Hotmail address, and Yahoo.  The header included lower cased “sn” on the MSN portion of Yahoo/Msn.  The there is the fact that I am not a subscriber of anything Microsoft or [...]

  • Misc

    • The New Dodge EV Kicks Serious Butt, Even In Yellow

       
      About a month ago, while on my way to a destination in LA, I saw a black car sitting next to me while stopped at a stop light.  I was transfixed, I couldn’t tell what it was because it had no markings, but it was [...]

    • An Arizona Thanksgiving

      THIS THANKSGIVING, YOU’LL BE FULL, BUT YOUR WALLET WON’T
      Cooking up your turkey-day feast could gobble up more of your grocery bill than last year. The Arizona Farm Bureau’s annual survey shows that a turkey dinner for 10 with all the trimmings will cost [...]

    • [Video] Sarah Palin And Her Turkey Killing Buddies!

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      Sarah Palin is truly the gift that keeps on giving! Instead of going into that good night, in the part of Alaska where it’s night half the year, the failed VP running mate continues to stick her face in front of [...]

    • Sick Disgusting Video, Turkeys Being Stomped, Kicked And Beaten

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      I couldn’t even watch this all the way through, I had to stop it over and over again. We all love a good Thanksgiving Turkey, but this video has the potential to change that tradition, this time around at least.
      Click the [...]

    • [Video] The Ad That Twitter Successfully Destroyed

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      I’m not a mom walking around with a modern day papoose filled with a sleeping baby, so I am sure that there is a sensitivity here that I don’t get and won’t get. But just as a guy watching an online [...]

 
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