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You know, being jailed might have been the best thing to happen to Nick Bollea.  He could actually get a college education and make something of his life instead of being a spoiled, sheltered, wannabe racer car driving idiot.  It is clear that mama and [...]

Well it appears that Shia has luck on his side as he may only face misdemeanor DUI charges, however according to TMZ he injured his left hand and is having surgery performed on it.  The reason why it was only a misdemeanor is because his [...]

I am not going to go into my usual tirade about how difficult it is to a successful working actor in Hollywood, although I want to, I won’t.  Shia “I am too cool for school” LaBeouf was arrested this morning in Hollywood, Ca on a [...]

Halle Berry said a paparazzi went too far to get a shot of her four-month-old Nahla Ariela Aubry daughter, when they allegedly trespassed onto her private property, yup there’s a stranger in her backyard!  Not Fun!
An attorney representing Berry, said a criminal complaint has [...]

So the basic gist of what happened between Christian Bale, his mother Sharon and one of his sisters, Jenny, was that they hit him up for a loan, cough cough, of $200k prior to his most recent premiere of Batman 2.  Now the twist is [...]

Nick Bollea is going to soon be with the men in the Pinellas County Jail as he turns eighteen on Sunday and will be transferred from the juvenile facility.  The dumbass ignoramus was complaining to his parents about be segregated from other inmates, well you [...]

I don’t have a problem with her in a bikini, I actually think she doesn’t look bad for a woman that has had two kids and all kinds of drama, the compliments end there.  This dumb trailer park reject doesn’t have the brain matter to, [...]

Really is DMX that hard up that he can’t pay a $7,500 medical bill? Apparently so, either that or he just can’t help himself when it comes to crime!!
Back in April the 37-year-old rapper whose real name is Earl Simmons, checked in to the [...]

After a mini blackout on all things “Britney Spears” Friday’s court agreement to continue/give Kevin Federline sole custody of their two sons, was definitely the correct thing to do.  I echo the sentiments of most people that the presence of her father Jamie Spears, as [...]

Well, once again the celebs get the royal treatment or as the jailer put it  “we had to release her early due to overcrowding”, bulls**t!    As I previously wrote on the 15th,  Ms. Karsdashian was sentenced to 30 days in the big house for violating [...]

It is no secret at this point after Josh Brolin and Jeffrey Wright were pepper sprayed by cops in Louisiana and Wright was tasered while laying on the ground, the incident would be caught on video tape.  I understand if there is a disturbance and [...]

Quinton “Rampage” Jackson has now lost inside and outside the mixed martial arts ring as he was the culprit in a hit run accident in Newport Beach, Ca.  He was pursued and caught by the police and is being charged with felony hit and run [...]

it’s Khloe’s turn in the spotlight this time. Apparently, Khloe, 23, is off to the big house. A judge has ordered her to surrender on Friday and to serve at least 30 days in the county jail for violating her probation following a 2007 arrest [...]

I am sorry, have I missed something?  Amy Winehouse is about as much of a druggie as George Bush Jr. is white and Barack Obama is black! The Sun has more incriminating video of her putting half of Colombia up her nose…SHOCKING!!!!  Just die already [...]

According to TMZ, the woman on the left, Miss Washington 07′, Elyse Umemoto may be in a bit of trouble for this troubling photo with another woman of great social standing, as this adds to the growing list of immature grade school girls parading as [...]

I am a Yankee fan through and through, born and bred in the Bronx, N.Y. born at Bronx Lebanon Hospital on March 29, 1970.  I actually got to hang out with Bill White and Phil Rizzuto on a couple occasions while they were broadcasting and [...]

According to TMZ and WABC, Cynthia Rodriguez is a step closer to hundreds of millions in divorce money as she has hired Earle Lilly as her legal counsel and will officially file tomorrow morning in Dade County, Fla Family Court.  I doubt there will be [...]

According to the U.K.’s Daily Mail, Amy Winehouse admitted to being on drugs while in rehab….and this is a newsflash because???  I am getting a contact high just looking at her, she ain’t been clean or clean in years.  Nastyyyyyy!!  So now the princess bride [...]

According to the Daily Star, Enrique Iglesias and Anna Kournikova were secretly married for over a year and are now divorced.  Two questions:  Does anyone really care?  Isn’t Enrique more fond of the boys?  In any case, I’m so sorry that their secret marriage has [...]

The controversial 24 year-old talented drug addict British singer, Amy Winehouse, was just released from the hospital after being diagnosed with early stage emphysema, and what does she do? Immediately lights up a cigarette and further proves what everyone else already knows, she is [...]

Martha Stewart was refused entry to Britain, with the U.K. Border Agency denying her visa as a result of her insider-trading conviction four years ago.
“We continue to oppose the entry to the U.K. of individuals where we believe their presence in the United Kingdom is [...]

The not so super super model, Naomi Campbell, pled guilty to assaulting two police officers during an “air rage” incident at Heathrow Airport.

What lead to her arrest in April? Was she herself attacked, miss treated in some way? No, she was told that one of [...]

This is one hell of a wild story, sit back and be blown away

 

According to TMZ, the ex Bronco wideout and present wideout for the Raider nation, Javon Walker was found unconscious by LVPD this morning after mysteriously sustaining a busted eye socket. Apparently Javon got knocked the eff out, where the hell is D-BO? Once again, [...]

Hulk Hogan and the entire clan need to shut their mouths and stay out of the media for a while, as it relates to discussing their son Nick’s case.  Talking sideways about Nick’s supposed best friend, John Graziano, has not been taken lightly by his [...]

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