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Low and behold, MORNIN WOOD is back on the page after a 3 month lay-over, and we kick it off with a good one! This perfect little vixen is IRINA SHEIK. She’s Russian, she’s 22 (I’m biting my knuckles) and of course she’s [...]

Some insider tells Life & Style magazine that BRITNEY SPEARS will be lighting the Christmas tree at New York’s Rockefeller Center on December 3rd. “Details of her appearance are still being finalized, but she’s confirmed to appear,” the insider says. “She will be there.” NOOOOOOOOOO!
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When she’s not being kissed by a rose, Heidi Klum likes that old time rock and roll… In her underwear, and with plastic guitars, with no strings.
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Tina Fey, who has seen her stock triple since she began her side busting impersonations of Palin on SNL, sat down with Conan O’Brian and dished a little funny backstage dirt on the Governors appearance.
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Richard “Mr. Blackwell” Blackwell, has just recently lost his life to an intestinal infection, and the fashion world mourns.  Known for his scathing comments of celebrity fashion, he has made a huge name and following regarding his Best Dressed/Worst Dressed list, such as him saying [...]

After being on the crazytrain for the past couple of years, it is good to see Britney Spears looking good and looking like a loving and attentive mother.  I can personally attest to the difficulties of parenting, regardless of age, sex, race, or financial standing, [...]

 
It sorta hits you in the gut when a company you like does something really stupid.  Take this powerpoint slide created for company consumption, but caught by BGR, to show off just how cool they are with the celebs is a bit over the top. [...]

Tina Fey has single handily brought Saturday Night Live back to life with her impersonations of Sarah Palin.  The “30 Rock” star has let it be known how she feels about portraying her and her extreme desire to not have to play her for the next [...]

Color me shocked, even though I know I shouldn’t be, but I’m a little blown away that Dennis Leary would come out in a book with absolute vile comments about autistic children around the world, a subject that I happen to be close to.  from [...]

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I get it, I think we all get it.  A guy as well known and loved as Ringo Starr is probably close to being buried every single day with fan adoration by some means.  But do you go out and record a [...]

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It’s hard to argue with the sentiment, but I believe it’s incredibly stupid to name someone the ‘Sexiest Woman or Man Alive.’  By who’s standards, and where was my voting ballad?  I would have voted for someone I know, where true “sex appeal” [...]

Normally I stay away from the Spears stories, but the 17-year old(when she announced the first pregnancy) that kicked off the teen pregnancy fad is said to be pregnant yet again, pretty much right after having the first one.
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Yep, it looks that way, or, if you believe everything your ead.  Word on the Hollywood strip mall is that Costner, the star of popular 80’s flick, Bull Durham, is speaking with director Ron Shelton about reprising his role as Crash Davis.  Word also follows that Tim Robbins and Susan [...]

Evil Knievel, a childhood hero died last November, now suddenly all sorts of accusations are being leveled at his past.  The FBI has released for some unknown reason, files that point to Evil being involved in a Mob syndicate and a very, very bad man.
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Question:  How do you get Kim Cattrall of “Sex And The City” in your car and basically in your drivers seat, while you’re still behind the wheel?  

Paul Newman Dies: He Was 83

Sad news today as we learn that the great Paul Newman has left us.  Mr. ”Cool Hand Luke” left us Friday while at his farmhouse near Westport to his long battle with cancer.  Paul Newman’s publicist Jeff Sanderson said, “He was surrounded by his family and close friends.”
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Oh that crazy kooky Borat, he’s at it again with his hijinks, this time in Milan where he used fake ID’s and was able to get backstage and ultimately onto the Catwalk, where he did his little turn…on the catwalk.
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Trying to find all the latest low done on your favorite Hollywood celebs?  According to McAfee, that last search you did for Brad Pitt or Beyonce, Justin Timberlake and yes, even Heidi Montag can land you with a big fat infected computer. 
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Aubrey O’Day of Danity Kayne clearly has no sense of style from her cheap oversized slutty secretary’s top down to her stripper shoes! She’s not a big girl but this outfit just draws the eye to her hips and that’s it….. hideous!

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When will Katie learn that you can’t dress up a pair of oversized men’s jeans with hooker shoes!! In fact please stop trying to make this style of jean work, it doesn’t. You’re clearly not a fashion designer so stop trying.

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Since I wasn’t glued to the tele tonight I had to see this as it splattered across the interwebs: the first commercial starring former Microsoft CEO Bill Gates and Jerry Seinfeld.

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For some its chocolate, for others its harder stuff or working out.  For me it’s Charlie Brown Christmas.  Whenever I’m feeling a little down, bamm, in pops my DVD and up goes the feeling.  Peanuts have been a part of my life [...]

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Earlier this year I followed a Marilyn Monroe story that was a bit sad from a Hollywood legend point of view.  Seems there is a sex tape of Marilyn performing acts that even the most voyeuristic of us probably would rather not see.  Well, the tape is [...]

The Legendary Don LaFontaine, the voice for just about everything has died at age 68 due to a collapsed lung.  With over 400k commercials and 5,000 movie trailers under his belt, his is a voice we will be hearing for generations to come.

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  • Entertainment

    • Sick Disgusting Video, Turkeys Being Stomped, Kicked And Beaten

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      I couldn’t even watch this all the way through, I had to stop it over and over again. We all love a good Thanksgiving Turkey, but this video has the potential to change that tradition, this time around at least.
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    • "The BOONDOCKS" Now Available On iTunes

       
      Fans of the Cartoon Network toon The BOONDOCKS should be happy to learn that sometimes hysterical and always racy show is now available to own via iTunes.
      The collections includes “never before seen episodes” and behind the scenes clips.  Sweet!
      Pick them up now!

    • The Man Bra, WHAAAAAAT???

       
      I’m not sure about this, but I don’t think even this would register as Gay, I don’t think any self respecting Gay man would be caught dead wearing a Man Bra.  Why does this exist?  What is its purpose?  Don’t Tranny’s just wear regular ol [...]

    • [Video] Toddlers Made To Fight To The Delight Of Fathers Video Camera

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      Seriously, why are some people so F*%k Up? This father, and a whole lot more like him who have been posting on YouTube, egged on and videotaped two toddlers fighting. But it’s really one toddler hitting the other toddler who [...]

    • IRINA SHEIK: My Tuesday "MORNIN WOOD" Salute!

       

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      Low and behold, MORNIN WOOD is back on the page after a 3 month lay-over, and we kick it off with a good one! This perfect little vixen is IRINA SHEIK. She’s Russian, she’s 22 (I’m biting my knuckles) and of course she’s [...]

  • LifeStyle

    • Don't worry be happy!

      Are you anxious about the upcoming holidays. If you are stressed out then try this remedy. Bend your right arm and find the point at the outer end of the arm’s crease, near the elbow. Press for 30 seconds, then release. Repeat on [...]

    • Don't worry be happy!

      Are you anxious about the upcoming holidays. If you are stressed out then try this remedy. Bend your right arm and find the point at the outer end of the arm’s crease, near the elbow. Press for 30 seconds, then release. Repeat on [...]

    • Liar, liar pants on fire

      A Canadian study found that children whose parents had told little white lies in their presence were more likely to express polite “delight” over a disappointing gift than kids whose parents had stuck by a 100 percent-honesty policy.   Researchers believe children absorb the etiquette lessons [...]

    • The Man Bra, WHAAAAAAT???

       
      I’m not sure about this, but I don’t think even this would register as Gay, I don’t think any self respecting Gay man would be caught dead wearing a Man Bra.  Why does this exist?  What is its purpose?  Don’t Tranny’s just wear regular ol [...]

    • TOUR De MESA 2008: VILLIAN VERSION PUB RIDE!

       

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      To end the year, The TOUR De MESA Group of Mesa, AZ put on their last CHARITY PUB RIDE, with an overwhelming response of contributors and donations! Indeed our most successful ride yet with 14 sponsors and over $1,700.00 raised, in which the money raised get [...]

  • Daily News

    • Verizon Staff Read Pres -Elect Barack Obama's Personal Email

       
      Staff from Verizon were caught red handed putting their eyes where they don’t belong.  The staff that Verizon says have now fired, read the personal account of the Pres-Elect.  Apparently the account was old and not in use, but they found it and prying eyes [...]

    • [Video] Sarah Palin And Her Turkey Killing Buddies!

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      Sarah Palin is truly the gift that keeps on giving! Instead of going into that good night, in the part of Alaska where it’s night half the year, the failed VP running mate continues to stick her face in front of [...]

    • Sick Disgusting Video, Turkeys Being Stomped, Kicked And Beaten

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      I couldn’t even watch this all the way through, I had to stop it over and over again. We all love a good Thanksgiving Turkey, but this video has the potential to change that tradition, this time around at least.
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    • [Video] The Ad That Twitter Successfully Destroyed

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      I’m not a mom walking around with a modern day papoose filled with a sleeping baby, so I am sure that there is a sensitivity here that I don’t get and won’t get. But just as a guy watching an online [...]

    • I Just Won £500,000 From Yahoo/Msn!!! SCAM!!!!

      Here’s a rather interesting one, I say that because the scammer is using a Hotmail address, and Yahoo.  The header included lower cased “sn” on the MSN portion of Yahoo/Msn.  The there is the fact that I am not a subscriber of anything Microsoft or [...]

  • Misc

    • The New Dodge EV Kicks Serious Butt, Even In Yellow

       
      About a month ago, while on my way to a destination in LA, I saw a black car sitting next to me while stopped at a stop light.  I was transfixed, I couldn’t tell what it was because it had no markings, but it was [...]

    • An Arizona Thanksgiving

      THIS THANKSGIVING, YOU’LL BE FULL, BUT YOUR WALLET WON’T
      Cooking up your turkey-day feast could gobble up more of your grocery bill than last year. The Arizona Farm Bureau’s annual survey shows that a turkey dinner for 10 with all the trimmings will cost [...]

    • [Video] Sarah Palin And Her Turkey Killing Buddies!

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      Sarah Palin is truly the gift that keeps on giving! Instead of going into that good night, in the part of Alaska where it’s night half the year, the failed VP running mate continues to stick her face in front of [...]

    • Sick Disgusting Video, Turkeys Being Stomped, Kicked And Beaten

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      I couldn’t even watch this all the way through, I had to stop it over and over again. We all love a good Thanksgiving Turkey, but this video has the potential to change that tradition, this time around at least.
      Click the [...]

    • [Video] The Ad That Twitter Successfully Destroyed

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      I’m not a mom walking around with a modern day papoose filled with a sleeping baby, so I am sure that there is a sensitivity here that I don’t get and won’t get. But just as a guy watching an online [...]