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People originally wore Halloween masks to hide their identity from ghosts. Boo!
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Aubrey O’Day of Danity Kayne clearly has no sense of style from her cheap oversized slutty secretary’s top down to her stripper shoes! She’s not a big girl but this outfit just draws the eye to her hips and that’s it….. hideous!

Stick to singing, and [...]

When will Katie learn that you can’t dress up a pair of oversized men’s jeans with hooker shoes!! In fact please stop trying to make this style of jean work, it doesn’t. You’re clearly not a fashion designer so stop trying.

Cute Chick or Clucking Ugly?

Although the idea is cute, any fashion forward female would want this chicken to be free range, cross the road……  and go far far away!

From the hooker boots to Mr T’s tacky gold jewelry this look screams Pretty Woman!

No it’s not a carpet it’s an old set of drapes from the 1970’s she found in a thrift store.

Ahhh look she had them made into a tent dress, doesn’t it look just divine with those hideous orange rimmed glasses…… she’s such a [...]

Yes yes I know I am bitch, it’s a curl thing to say about Rumer Willis but true! I’m merely saying what people are thinking. She has her dads arms…… and her mom’s face, and I never thought Demi Moore was that attractive. Honestly if [...]

Somebody please feed Kelly Ripa so she can stop shopping in the kids section.

It’s not normal for a woman to be a size zero, let alone a double zero!!!!

Say it with me people: No Body Fat Means Bobble Head!

There’s nothing about Hills reality ‘star’ Lauren Conrad that I like. From her back stabbing bitch-ness to her designer clad feet. Lets face it this little daddy’s girl wouldn’t be able to put an outfit together unless it was already part of designers collection. Take [...]

80’s Blue shoes with a red dress, oh my God is she color blind!! This is a SIN!!!!!!!! I’m cringing!!! Make the agony stop!!!!

Was Beyonce’s likeness digitally altered in this new L’Oreal print ad? She is looking a tad paler, no?  And i’m not referring to her hair color!
L’Oreal reps deny that her complexion was lightened. “We highly value our relationship with Ms. Knowles. It is categorically [...]

   
Seriously, what in Tom Cruise nation that is all brainwashy is KATIE HOLMES wearing? Over-priced, high waisted, bellbottomed, pegged 70’s style jeans are not in style and they sure as hell don’t do anything for the robotic one, except make her look taller, which I’m [...]

Is that Coco the clown?  Nope, it’s Angie Harmon and i’m speachless!   No wait, i have it: SHOOT THE DESIGNER!!!

Ahhh Riki my darling, it’s lovely to see you again but please, your hairs not done, the shoes don’t match and what in Gods name are you wearing?!!  A Wal-Mart vintage table cloth?  Please don’t leave the house without a stylist next time……

 
I’m very excited to be able to sport this fashionable hair extension accessory! Every girl needs the Olympic rings glued to the back of her head! Yup super excited about this one!
 
Only 3 more days until they start, get gluing girls!

Nope, this is NOT Photoshopped! You can see her Website for yourself!
Cathie Jung wore her first corset for her wedding in 1959. Now she wears it 24/7!!!!  Ouch!!!  I’m all for sexy corset, or a tight belt to enhance a girls curves, but this is [...]

I’ve only caught the show a few times, but my least farvourate, Kendra Wilkenson, seen on the far left here is the only one in my book that pulls the big brimmed hat and bright colored dress look off.  I’m amazed to say that i [...]

Hair not full enough, do what Ashley Tisdale did, get your stylist to add the shaggy dog extensions to it and you’ll be ready to walk down any red carpet!
No dog was harmed in this advertisement ….

A Disaster For British Fashion!

Belinda’s desperate need for attention after being evicted from the U.K.’s “Big Brother” house made her put on this tasteful frock!!

Never! She needs too much attention!
So i wonder what inside that pea sized brain of hers made wear this out of house?  This is a very lame attempt at a disguise Paris, try a paper bag next time!

Posing for the cameras is always a good idea, but pop diva Lady GaGa looks like you can’t find the restrooms.  Hopefully once she does she’ll change ou tof her super hero costume….

Well he’s never admitted it in 20 years, so which fountain of youth does he drink from!! Hmmmm, is it me or has his eye color changed too?!

Naughty boy won’t tell the truth! Well I dare you to stop wearing make-up, especially the blusher, [...]

Only 007 can get away with Speedos!

Is this supposed to be cute?  Sexy?  Innocent?  Playful?  Or maybe all of the above.  For Jessica to be successful, she needs to work on her image and project herself as an independent woman, and not some man’s accessory.  She makes a ton of money [...]

You can tell Carson is a style Guru – he’s matched his Speedos perfectly to his lobster tan!

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