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Richard “Mr. Blackwell” Blackwell, has just recently lost his life to an intestinal infection, and the fashion world mourns.  Known for his scathing comments of celebrity fashion, he has made a huge name and following regarding his Best Dressed/Worst Dressed list, such as him saying [...]

Aubrey O’Day of Danity Kayne clearly has no sense of style from her cheap oversized slutty secretary’s top down to her stripper shoes! She’s not a big girl but this outfit just draws the eye to her hips and that’s it….. hideous!

Stick to singing, and [...]

When will Katie learn that you can’t dress up a pair of oversized men’s jeans with hooker shoes!! In fact please stop trying to make this style of jean work, it doesn’t. You’re clearly not a fashion designer so stop trying.

Cute Chick or Clucking Ugly?

Although the idea is cute, any fashion forward female would want this chicken to be free range, cross the road……  and go far far away!

From the hooker boots to Mr T’s tacky gold jewelry this look screams Pretty Woman!

This ‘Sex in the City Star’ really knows how to glam it up. Kim looks like a Grecian goddess in this jewel encrusted asymmetrical evening gown. I hope I look half as good as she does when I’m in my fifties!! Stunning!

No it’s not a carpet it’s an old set of drapes from the 1970’s she found in a thrift store.

Ahhh look she had them made into a tent dress, doesn’t it look just divine with those hideous orange rimmed glasses…… she’s such a [...]

Yes yes I know I am bitch, it’s a curl thing to say about Rumer Willis but true! I’m merely saying what people are thinking. She has her dads arms…… and her mom’s face, and I never thought Demi Moore was that attractive. Honestly if [...]

“Ugly Betty” star,  America Ferrera, wins a Special Achievement award for Outstanding Performance of a Latino-led Ensemble in a Television Series at the 2008 ALMA Awards and there’s nothing ugly about this young lady, she looks stunning!

Somebody please feed Kelly Ripa so she can stop shopping in the kids section.

It’s not normal for a woman to be a size zero, let alone a double zero!!!!

Say it with me people: No Body Fat Means Bobble Head!

There’s nothing about Hills reality ‘star’ Lauren Conrad that I like. From her back stabbing bitch-ness to her designer clad feet. Lets face it this little daddy’s girl wouldn’t be able to put an outfit together unless it was already part of designers collection. Take [...]

Penélope Cruz looks stunning in this very casual outfit. Black and white is always so chic, and I adore the bold print on the skirt.

This is a perfect outfit for strolling down the street in, popping into a few shops and then off [...]

80’s Blue shoes with a red dress, oh my God is she color blind!! This is a SIN!!!!!!!! I’m cringing!!! Make the agony stop!!!!

   
Seriously, what in Tom Cruise nation that is all brainwashy is KATIE HOLMES wearing? Over-priced, high waisted, bellbottomed, pegged 70’s style jeans are not in style and they sure as hell don’t do anything for the robotic one, except make her look taller, which I’m [...]

Snip Snip and a few more inches are gone.  Personally i thought the last look was so much more sophisticated, i loved it, stunning…….. but now it looks just like her gal pal Victoria Beckham’s did last year…..  it’s so last season darling!

Is that Coco the clown?  Nope, it’s Angie Harmon and i’m speachless!   No wait, i have it: SHOOT THE DESIGNER!!!

Ahhh Riki my darling, it’s lovely to see you again but please, your hairs not done, the shoes don’t match and what in Gods name are you wearing?!!  A Wal-Mart vintage table cloth?  Please don’t leave the house without a stylist next time……

Love the color, it’s really in right now and looks fabulous on Vanessa Williams but the cut is all wrong, where did her waist go??!!!  The length makes it look like it was right off the rack.
Fire your stylist and show off your figure woman! [...]

Lilly Allen looks positively radiant in her not so little black dress.  Stunning and very classy with fabulously simple accessories to boot!

 
I’m very excited to be able to sport this fashionable hair extension accessory! Every girl needs the Olympic rings glued to the back of her head! Yup super excited about this one!
 
Only 3 more days until they start, get gluing girls!

Nope, this is NOT Photoshopped! You can see her Website for yourself!
Cathie Jung wore her first corset for her wedding in 1959. Now she wears it 24/7!!!!  Ouch!!!  I’m all for sexy corset, or a tight belt to enhance a girls curves, but this is [...]

I’ve only caught the show a few times, but my least farvourate, Kendra Wilkenson, seen on the far left here is the only one in my book that pulls the big brimmed hat and bright colored dress look off.  I’m amazed to say that i [...]

Hair not full enough, do what Ashley Tisdale did, get your stylist to add the shaggy dog extensions to it and you’ll be ready to walk down any red carpet!
No dog was harmed in this advertisement ….

His shorts look like something from the ’80’s but quite frankly, i don’t give a damn!

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