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Time has been very kind to Lisa it seems, i’m amazed how good her skin looks with all that tanning she does!
Ahhh someone’s not being honest are they!!!  My dare for Lisa is, let’s try to look less like a fish next time you go [...]

Christina Applegate has always been one of my favorite comedic actresses from the early nineties, she just appealed to me a very smart woman who was about her business and not being a current “bad girl.”  Also, I had to pop this picture of Anchorman, [...]

People say that Britney is from Louisiana but I think she is from Chicago because she loves her sausage, Da’ Bears!!  Yeah, today she is soo taken with her bodyguard, some former Israeli soldier named Lee, and he is into rich girls who didn’t graduate [...]

Photo ops after an incident, hence Matthew’s alleged and laughable indiscretion, are always end up looking awkward and forced.  I have no doubts that the two love their son dearly and would do anything for him, but the question becomes, “How long is long enough [...]

Well he’s never admitted it in 20 years, so which fountain of youth does he drink from!! Hmmmm, is it me or has his eye color changed too?!

Naughty boy won’t tell the truth! Well I dare you to stop wearing make-up, especially the blusher, [...]

You make it too easy Heidi, and i guess that’s why you were so truthful!
Now dump that control freak of boyfriend and back away from the microphone!

A-Rod, Guy Ritchie, her upcoming tour, Rocco, David, Lourdes, Christopher Ciccone, and her Ironman workouts, have taken a significant toll on her mental and physical well being, just look at the picture.  Madonna has a great business mind, especially for someone who used what little [...]

I am not going to go into my usual tirade about how difficult it is to a successful working actor in Hollywood, although I want to, I won’t.  Shia “I am too cool for school” LaBeouf was arrested this morning in Hollywood, Ca on a [...]

Sad but true, TMZ has a small blurb involving former Roseanne star, Alicia “Lecy” Goranson. Apparently the out of work, waaaaay out of work former television actress, and now theatre star, is known as a tarot card interpretive specialist working exclusively at the Gowanus Yacht [...]

Have you ever noticed that in mostly all pictures with Nick and Mariah, she is facing away from him????  She never takes a picture with them in a tender embrace and her looking into his eyes, I guess they are both not good enough actors [...]

Nick Bollea is going to soon be with the men in the Pinellas County Jail as he turns eighteen on Sunday and will be transferred from the juvenile facility.  The dumbass ignoramus was complaining to his parents about be segregated from other inmates, well you [...]

The DMC of RUN-DMC, the Devastating Mic Controller, was taken to a N.J. Hospital this past Thursday with severe pain and swelling in his right arm.  Upon evaluation, two large blood clots were found, and today he underwent surgery for them.  Presently he is reported [...]

Jessica Simpson, I have always said, has a good voice, but it is everything else about her that has managed to basically sabotage her career.  Her foray into the country music world has been met with some harsh words, as it may take a long [...]

After a mini blackout on all things “Britney Spears” Friday’s court agreement to continue/give Kevin Federline sole custody of their two sons, was definitely the correct thing to do.  I echo the sentiments of most people that the presence of her father Jamie Spears, as [...]

Francois Pinault, billionaire and his babymomma Salma Hayek, according to her P.R. people, have ended their engagement and are moving on with their lives.  Salma will probably get 50-60k a month in child support as their little daughter Paloma will want for nothing.  Salma definitely [...]

It is no secret at this point after Josh Brolin and Jeffrey Wright were pepper sprayed by cops in Louisiana and Wright was tasered while laying on the ground, the incident would be caught on video tape.  I understand if there is a disturbance and [...]

Allow me to be brutally honest, Balthazar Getty is a piece of crap for cheating on his wife Rosetta with Sienna “welcome mat cooch” Miller.  According to an unknown insider, wink wink, the marriage between him and his wife Rosetta, has been over for a [...]

Terry “Hulk Hogan” Bollea was on hand with his 20 year-old girlfriend to watch his daughter Brooke do some kind of “Pussycat Doll” knockoff show in South Beach, Miami.  At least the Pussycat Dolls have talent, poor Brooke, her fifteen minutes are almost done.  Well [...]

Ok, I hope this one is correct, according to the N.Y. Post, Angelina Jolie gave birth to a twin boy and girl last night in Parles vous francais, oui oui!!  The two five pounders names are Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline respectively.  Angelina is reported [...]

Katherine “Dr. Isobel Stevens” Heigl, may be in a little bit of trouble on the set on Grey’s Anatomy as the tension from on the set has been unbearable, due to Katherine’s remarks about the shows writing and not having her name for Emmy consideration.  [...]

Looking at Jamie Lynn on this cover, I am torn as she may end up being a fantastic mom and she at least was smart enough to get her GED, but she was not given the genuine tools necessary for her to make the decisions [...]

This one caught me so off guard, yeah like Sifu Pierre popping me in the lip “by accident!”  According to TMZ, Jessica and Cash Warren sold the rights to their holidays and vacations for a cool $1.5 and the Academy Award winning actress, in her [...]

I am a Yankee fan through and through, born and bred in the Bronx, N.Y. born at Bronx Lebanon Hospital on March 29, 1970.  I actually got to hang out with Bill White and Phil Rizzuto on a couple occasions while they were broadcasting and [...]

Lily Allen and her former, almost babydaddy boyfriend, Ed Simons, frontman for the Chemical Brothers, are back together with a mutual report of their reconnection via Facebook.  Maybe she can pull her life and whatever is left of her career together, out of respect for [...]

In a shocking turn of events that has Hollywood gasping their collective breathe, it appears that Justin Long and Drew Barrymore are doneski…oh the horror!  The two have been friends for years and then attempted to take their relationship to a serious place, but I [...]

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