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Really, do I have to say anything?  This is just too good!
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There is no official word on where this snap shot came from, but as you can see, what we are looking at here are “Microsoft sanctioned Slave carriages of work death.”  Apparently one cannot get to work fast enough and offices cubicles are not enough of a [...]

Barney the White House dog has just drawn blood from White House AP reporter John Decker.  Decker bent down to pet Barney and Barney promptly bit him.  John Decker was given medical attention by the White House medical staff and is fine.
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Should women play in the NFL?

Now that I got your attention.  Here are the 5 reasons why women should play in the NFL.
#5-We already have massive shoulder pads in our closets from the 80’s.
#4-After driving eight hyper preteens to football practice, calling plays to 10 burly men is a [...]

[Video] McCain On “SNL”

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This just wasn’t that funny, neither skit, it fact, there are points that it’s painful to watch.  So if you like pain, hit the play buttons.
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I thought this could have been better, nut there are a few pretty funny moments in Affleck’s portrayal, namely the changing camera angles.
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Pretty Funny!
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Haven’t you ever wanted to just move states around?
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This is the best one yet, absolutely hilarious!  It’s such a heavy hit that I can only assume they will go after Obama on Saturday.  
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This pumpkin would scare the hell out of any Windows Halloween reveler!  Sweet!
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HILARIOUS!!!!
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Just as they did for Hilary Clinton late in her primary campaign, SNL did for Sarah Palin late in her campaign, gave her the chance to endear herself to the American audience. I wasn’t too happy about this, but Sarah Palin [...]

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Freakin Hilarious!
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If you caught last nights Saturday Night Live, then you saw one of the funniest skits they’ve ever done.  If you haven’t seen the clip of the lady who called Obama a Arab at a McCain rally, I’ve included it so you [...]

Look At This Photo!

This was snapped after the debate Wednesday night.  The two candidates are on their way to the front of the stage.  I’ll leave it to you to make up your own captions!

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Seriously, how did a comedy show get to be the only real dig in journalism on television?  While remaining hilarious!  Watch John Stewart show side by side McCain’s “NEW” stump speech and is Convention speech.
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Sit back and laugh your butt off at one of SNL’s best skits this year, which also includes Bill Murray.
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I love this story!  A teen playing his Rap music in his car way too damn loud, was given a ticket.  When he appeared before the Judge, the judge said the $150 fine would be reduced to $35 if he sat and listened to 20 [...]

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You can add one more to the list of names that happen to be related by blood to Barack Obama.  This life long Republican has just discovered that she is related to the Presidential hopeful, which also makes her related to Brad [...]

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Oh that crazy kooky Borat, he’s at it again with his hijinks, this time in Milan where he used fake ID’s and was able to get backstage and ultimately onto the Catwalk, where he did his little turn…on the catwalk.
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Stephen Colbert Talks Chevy Volt

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All for the promotion of the new “Guinness Book Of World’s Record” these two got together for a photo op to really demonstrate the opposite perspective.  You just gotta love planet Earth, we’ve got everything!
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This clip should brighten up your day!
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ICYMI - CNN - 2 Guys making-out in front of Lehman Bros. during Live Broadcast @ Yahoo! Video

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