NSFW Gallery

To start the week, I give you the sexy English model and TV personality, LOUISE PORTER!

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It’s Friday the 13th, and while this lovely feline may not have nine lives, FABIANA SERPREBOM has got those cat eyes! Meow… Hiss… Purrrrrr!!!

This stunning 24 year-old Brazilian-American model seems to be like a ghost with, you guessed it, very limited info. She’s modeled for American Eagle, DKNY, Fay, Kahlua, Neiman Marcus, and Victoria’s Secret. All she needs now is Playboy and she’s golden Jerry, golden! Damn, just look at her eyes. She’ll suck out your soul if you stare to long. And I’m not sure if that’s such a bad thing.

There’s no place like home, as today we welcome SUMMER ALTICE.

Summer is an 28 year-old American model and actress from California and she..is…delicious! Wow, I can’t remember the last time I did an American as fine as her… as a Mornin’ Wood post that is! Anyway, aside from covering GQ, MAXIM and MAX magazines, she was also in PLAYBOY back in 2000 as “Playmate of the Month” for August. Very nice… very nice indeed! Her acting credentials list her in The Scorpion King, Grind, Wedding Crashers and You, Me and Dupree. Me thinks I must watch those again! 

I’m speechless with this woman, JURGITA VALTS, partially cause I don’t want to say here name wrong and the mere fact she’s incredibly sexy/beautiful!

Jurgita is a 29 year-old model who was born in Lithuania and has appeared in countless fashion mags modeling swimwear, lingerie and clothing. She was in FHM, MAXIM, STUFF and was the PLAYBOY Cyber Girl of the Month in July 2006. I suggest you look those photos up!

Blame it on Rio for bringing us this tan skinned beauty, FERNANDA TAVARES.

This 27 year-old model hails from Brazil and has covered magazines and walked the catwalks for many of the worlds top fashion publications and biggest designers. She is also a VJ for MTV Brasil hosting Missão MTV, Brazils take on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. Ah, I might need her to dress me, or undress me, whichever.

Lets give a warm hello and a big “Happy Birthday” to the beguiling SARA TOMMASI. Buon Compleanno!

Yep, this 26 year-old Italian model turns 27 today, and what better way to honor and celebrate her beautiful existence then by making her a Birthday Mornin’ Wood for all to see and admire.

Other than knowing it’s her birthday today and she’s an Italian model who’s done a lot of stuff, there’s not a whole lot more besides the obvious. But she did do a 2007 nude calendar that is absolutely phenom. A must see.

I leave you all this weekend with someone to dream about. This beautiful creature is ALINA VACARIU.

Alina is a 23 year-old Romanian actress and model. Back in 1998 at the young age of 14, Alina became Romania’s “Model of the Year”. It’s crazy to think that a 14 year-old can acquire such a prestige. She is so refined and glorious in body and face, it’s a wonder why she isn’t one of the worlds top models. And then on top of that, she says little things like this that make your head spin:

“Casual sex is OK”… “I don’t care about a guy’s body,” and “I don’t like guys who feel like they need to listen to me”.

How is she not the “Woman of the Year”! I think I just fell in love. ALINA, ALINA, ALINA…

Today, we dive into a little Portugese with the sensational SARA SANTOS.

In 2006, she was Miss Playboy TV Portugal and that’s about  all the info I have on her except she’s 22 and smokin’ hot. Even her own website doesn’t have a bio. Hell, I’d be happy to write her a cover page for free, provided she come to me… in one of those tasty little outfits of hers. Once again, were left with only pictures to know our Mornin’ Wood by, but hey, who’s complaining!

The midweek brings us to the very pretty Supermodel/Actress/Environmentalist/Vegetarian/Wife/Mother, ANGELA LINDVALL! Whoo, that’s a mouthful. 

Born in Oklahoma, this 29 year-old beauty and mother of 2 boys has accomplished a lot, including staying beautiful. She’s covered many big name fashion magazines and is a Victoria’s Secret model. Look for Angela on the big screen in the upcoming horror film “Pearblossom”.  

Lets give a big MorninPaper hello to the sexy and delicious JENNIFER LAMIRAQUI! Holla!

So there isn’t much info on her, but really, what else do you need to know. But in case you do, here’s the short and skinny. Jennifer is a 27 year-old, 5’9″ model born in Paris, France. She’s not yet a household name but she has done a grip of magazine covers, spreads and ads. She also kinda looks like the actress, Gabriella Anwar, from The Tudors. Not that it has any relevancy here, but I just thought I’d throw that out. Oh, and Jennifer is obviously le fait de tenir le rêve mouillé.

I wonder if her voice is as sexy as she is. Ooh La La!  

The new week brings us this runway beauty, ABIGAIL CLANCY.

Clancy is a 22 year-old English lingerie and catwalk model who’s modeled for just about all of the big name English magazines and newspapers. She even dabbled in TV in a reality series that starred her and Janice Dickinson about the modeling world in Los Angeles called, “Abbey and Janice: Beauty and the Best”.

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This little Hollywood Hottie may have the appearance of being too young to be posted as Morning Wood, but looks can be deceiving.

This cutie-patutie is ALICE GRECZYN, a 22 year-old actress from California. She was on a TV series called Windfall and in such lame films as Dukes of Hazzard, Sleepover and Fat Albert, but I won’t hold that against her. It seems she’s in B-Movie mode right now with 4 films coming out. She has yet to rise up and take over young Hollywood, but a storm is a coming with her. Move over Mischa, Alice is in town!

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If you haven’t seen this beautiful woman before, you might want to check her out!

This is KERRY WASHINGTON, a 31 year-old actress who’s getting ready to blow up anytime now. Having done such big films as Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, The Dead Girl, the critically acclaimed Ray and The Last King of Scotland, it’s a wonder why she’s isn’t a huge star considering she has the acting chops, the smokin’ body and beautiful looks. If you want a better idea or look at just how sexy Mrs. Washington is, check out She Hate Me, The Last King of Scotland or I Think I Love My Wife.

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For all you Sci-Fi fans out there, I give you someone sexy to geek off too.

This is the 34 year-old Canadian born model and actress TRICIA HELFER, aka Number Six in the new Battlestar Galactica Television Series. If I had known she was on the new series, I would have watch the bloody thing cause she is spectacular. In case you missed her in the series, you can see all of her, or at least the top half, in the February 2007 issue of Playboy. Wow, something to definitely seek out!

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This is the sexy and beautiful GABRIELLE UNION.

At 35, this smokin’ former model and actress has graced the small and big screen in such films as Bring It On, Cradle To The Grave and Bad Boys II. In high school, Union was an all-star point guard at which time she dated Jason Kidd, current Dallas Mavericks star point guard.

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We start off this new week with the lovely and sweet NAO NAGASAWA.

Nao is a 23 year-old actress, singer and model from Japan. She’s in the Japanese pop group called Kingyo. Hat trick or not, she’s one hot little cookie!

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To end Greek Week, I give you the o’ so sexy and sultry CORINA STERGIADOU. Hello!!!

This 30 year-old Greek model was once Greek Playmate of the Year. That’s about all I can tell you cause that’s about all the info I can find on her. Not a whole lot of info on these Greek girls this week but they were lovely to look at! Have a great weekend.

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A momentary break from Greek Week as I skip over to Italy to pick up this olive skin beauty, GIORGIA PALMAS.

This 25 year-old is an Italian TV personality who in 2000 began her career by entering the MISS WORLD pageant where she took 2nd place. Come on, who could of been better! Well, I guess 2nd place was enough to get her going in showbiz.

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Hmm,mmm,mmm,mmm-m!

Wow, the week just keeps getting better with the Greeks. This is IOANNA LILI, a 31 year-old model from Greece of course. She was the Greek Playmate of the Year in 2001. She’s reminiscent of Kate Beckinsale in many of the photos. Could be her twin cause they are both sexy as hell!

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I just might make this Greek Goddess Week of Morning Wood cause it seems I’m finding some extraordinary Greek women, or they might be finding me, I’m not quite sure.

Anywho, this is the beautiful and leggy EVELINA PAPANTONIOU. Born in Athens, Greece, this 28 year-old is one of Greece’s top professional fashion models and actresses. Is there any wonder why? In 2001, she placed 1st runner up in the Miss Universe pageant. Well she’s a winner in my heart. Damn, that was cheesy! Just look at the pictures already.

Gotta love the placement of that pineapple! Kinda draws your eye, doesn’t it.

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Here is ELINA KANTZA, a Greek Supermodel that had no info to be found on her. No age, what she’s done, nothing! Except she’s from Greece and she’s hot!

Either way, who cares. A beautiful woman is a beautiful woman and Elina is all that!

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This here is the striking FRANCESCA LODO.

She’s a 25 year old Italian actress, showgirl and model. She’s done
calendars where she has appeared nude as well as participating in reality TV shows. Enjoy the
weekend!

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After a two day reprieve from Morning Wood, we return to the allure of beautiful women, and today we go to the “wives club”, basketball players ex-wives that is!

This is the sexy and enchanting ELSA BENITEZ, a 30 year-old Mexican model who’s probably made famous by her cover and appearances in SI Swimsuit Issues and being married to former NBA player Rony Seikaly. The two divorced in 2005 and have a daughter together, Mila.

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So begins a new work week and the celebration of women!

This is SIOBHAN PAREKH, yeah, I couldn’t pronounce it either but it reads beautifully, just like her.

Parekh is a 25 year-old Australian model and is of Irish and Indian ethnicity. Not only is she super sexy, but she can drink and argue as well.

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Now this is the way you go into a weekend!

Say goood morning to the stunning 33 year-old Latino MARZIA PRINCE! –Hold on, just give me a second to think here…

Whoa, okay I’m back. Sorry, got caught up in a fantasy. So where was I, o yeah, Marzia is a fitness trainer, wellness coach and a fitness supermodel and has appeared in just about every major fitness magazine in publication. She was also Ms. Bikini Universe in 2007.

Planet Muscle magazine wrote an article on her and nicknamed her “The Princess of Pump”! She was also featured in Playboy’s Sexy Wives website. I strongly recommend seeking those photos out. WOW, she has one amazing body. Just check out her stomach! Mmm, delicious!

She is definitely one of the sexiest fitness trainers ever!

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This here is the sexy and voluptuous HEIDI CORTEZ! Va-va-voom!

At 27 years-old, this Southern California born beauty is a model, actress, writer and radio host. Wow, our first 4-Banger!

In 2005, she hosted a night show on one of Howard Stern’s channels on Sirius Satellite radio called Tissue Time with Heidi Cortez. But it was short lived and got cancelled in 2006. She also owns and operates a tanning company called Cabana Tans in Reno. But it’s her book that came out in 2006 called Heidi’s Bedtime Stories that’s gotten Heidi the fame and recognition in which she is known.

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EXACTLY! Why can’t more people think this way… and dress like that!

To a new week of Morning Wood comes the bootylicious MELYSSA FORD, a.k.a. Jessica Rabbit (cause her vuluptous body resembles that of the animated character in Who Framed Roger Rabbit). Wikipedia said it, not me.

Anyway, Ford is a 31 year-old model, actress and radio personality where she is currently on the air for a radio show called Hot Jamz for Sirius Satellite Radio. You probably never seen or heard of her before, but aren’t you glad you do now.

Melyssa “Booty” Ford everyone!

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Rounding out this short Wood week is smoking hot model BROOKLYN DECKER! Don’t you just dig that name, Brooklyn!

Anyway, Brooklyn is an American model born is Ohio. At just 20 years old, she has been in the 2006-2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issues. But the biggest news of her came on March 31, 2008, when it was announced that her and tennis star boyfriend ANDY RODDICK got engaged. You lucky bastard Andy!

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Try not to stare too long or you’ll go under her spell!

This is CANDICE SWANEPOEL and how easy it could be for one to go into a trance by simply looking into her eyes.

Candice is a 19 year-old South African model born in Mooi River, KwaZulu-Natal, and is the first South African to work for Victoria’s Secret.

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Say hello to the beautiful GIANNE ALBERTONI!

This lovely 26 year-old model hails from São Paulo, Brazil, where at the mere age of 13 was discovered by a photographer and her modeling career took off from there.

B-B-B-BEHOLD, the Bold and Bodacious Beauty that is DENISE MILANI!

This 5’4″ 27 year-old model from the Czech-Republic became famous for… you guessed it, her looks and her 32DDD baby snackers! WOW, that’s a lot of front weight for such a little girl. But damn, she looks good. Unfortunately, she doesn’t do any nude modeling. What a jip!

Today we go Down Under to get our morning wood.

This is IMOGEN BAILEY, a 30 year-old Australian model, singer and actress. Score, hat trick!

This hot blonde barbie is best known for her modeling in such mags as FHM and RALPH. She’s even posed for Playboy and is quoted saying this about nudity: “I believe that the human form is a wonderful creation. Any nudity that I have chosen to do has always been beautiful and tasteful.” Sweet. Now lets see more of you!

If you haven’t come across this girl before, well you better start looking now!

This is CAMERON RICHARDSON, a 28 year old model turned actress, and she is utterly DELICIOUS, the kind you lick the plate clean when you’re done eating!!! I first saw her awhile back in some stupid movie (National Lampoons Dorm Daze) and I couldn’t take my eyes off her when she was on screen. She’s not your typical gorgeous model type, but damn if she isn’t something sexy with a body that will take a week to go over. I’ve been waiting for her to break out into big time, but apparently that really hasn’t happened yet. Her biggest shot so far was last years Alvin and the Chipmunks, but we all now how that movie turned out. Regardless of her movie choices and her improving acting ability, she is one to watch for, especially with a face and body like hers. Cause sooner or later, BAM!, she’s going to be everywhere!

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