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I couldn’t even watch this all the way through, I had to stop it over and over again. We all love a good Thanksgiving Turkey, but this video has the potential to change that tradition, this time around at least.
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I’m not sure about this, but I don’t think even this would register as Gay, I don’t think any self respecting Gay man would be caught dead wearing a Man Bra.  Why does this exist?  What is its purpose?  Don’t Tranny’s just wear regular ol [...]

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Seriously, why are some people so F*%k Up? This father, and a whole lot more like him who have been posting on YouTube, egged on and videotaped two toddlers fighting. But it’s really one toddler hitting the other toddler who [...]

Some insider tells Life & Style magazine that BRITNEY SPEARS will be lighting the Christmas tree at New York’s Rockefeller Center on December 3rd. “Details of her appearance are still being finalized, but she’s confirmed to appear,” the insider says. “She will be there.” NOOOOOOOOOO!
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In all my years of watching boxing I have never, ever seen anything like this! This is stunning, yet almost has good as the kiss is the commentary from Lennox Lewis, Harold Lederman, Jim Lampley and Max Kellerman. You have [...]

Why Is Piper Palin Wearing High Heels?

Sure you can say this is picky, and you might be right I’ll grant you that.  But take a close look at this picture, see the shoes Piper Palin is wearing?  Why is this 7-year old kid wearing high heels?  Obviously they all dressed up [...]

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When you have too much money you will spend it on anything. And sometimes when you don’t have much money, you’ll spend it on stuff you really don’t need. This is the case with a salon in Beverly Hills where [...]

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This warrants a “Holy Crap!” Truly amazing video here as a python is filmed in Australia trying to swallow a Kangaroo whole.
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In todays episode of “Technology Run Amuck” Volkswagen has created a website to scare the crap out of you and smash your possible dreams of procreating.  
Upload pics of yourself or whoever and create your virtual baby, then go by a Volkswagen suited for demon [...]

The Creepiest Photo Ever!

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We talked about Manuel Uribe on his birthday when he was celebrating losing 518 pounds from his once 1,235 pound frame.  Now Manuel is getting married and he was brought to the ceremony on a flat bed truck.  The truck is literally [...]

If you’ve been wondering what to do with that extra $5 million you got lying around the sofa cushions, why not get your special a lady a new bra made up of 3,575 black diamonds, 117 certified one carat white round diamonds, 34 rubies and two [...]

Just what everyone want to hear!  Russia’s new President, Dmitry Medvedev oversaw the test launch of a new long-range Topol missile on Sunday.  The new Pres, is now vowing to usher in a whole new generation of weapons for the Russian army, and that’s just good news [...]

For the life of me I can’t figure out what it is with the Japanese and “life-like” Robots.  Sure, everytime one is built the technology gets better and better but why?  Why do we need robots that look human?  They scare the hell out of [...]

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At a cost of $170k (US), a Tokyo man has given up on dating real women, and turned his life over to Life Sized Sex Dolls, a whole room full of them.   When he comes home from work, he greets them. [...]

 
That’s the concern of some Airlines.  With Wifi now increasingly being used while traveling, some airlines worry that passengers, (you) are going to be surfing their bookmarked porn sites for flying material.  Now there is talk of censorship and or filtering to ensure that Madge [...]

Spray-On Condoms, Just In Time For Fall

 
“If you go into a drug store to buy condoms, the ones they sell are mainly suited to men with the average penis length of 14.5 centimetres (5.51 inches), but a lot of people have penises that are smaller or larger than that,” Jan Vinzenz [...]

Pom-Pom Mom

Does this women look 15-years old?  Well some people at a Green Bay, Wisconsin high school believed she was.  This 33-year old woman was charged with stealing her 15-year old daughters identity to attend high school and join the cheerleading squad.  Wendy Brown is being [...]

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Minnesota has a serial hair cutter.  A guy the police say they have on tape has been going around complimenting when on their hair.  He ask them if he can see it, when they turn he cuts it and is gone.
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Wow, this story is way, way the hell out there. This girl says that she will sell her virginity to the highest bidder so that she can pay her way through school and a few other things.  And she actually describes [...]

As I was watching the nationally televised programs honoring those who died in the Twin Towers tragedy on 9/11, I was brought to tears by the countless families and friends of those who are continuing to deal with losses daily.  But as I began to [...]

 
You may think this is the corner of a prison where they send death row inmates to die, humanly, but you would be wrong.  This is some corner in any office USA where law abiding employees with little time and empty bellies are sent to die.  Witness the [...]

 
You Bastards!  Correct me if I’m wrong here, but I thought Russia was a free country now?  Ha! The award winning Comedy Central show “South Park” in it’s 10th season on the air, finds itself in the news once again, and this time it has [...]

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Not content to be on trial for throwing a fan at a concert, Akon decides to punch a female fan in the face while she tries to help him onto a stand after the rapper crowd surfs.
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Criminals of Richland County, South Carolina beware, there’s a new armored personnel carrier in town and it’s coming to flatten everything you stand for, crime.  
Sheriff Leon Lott has purchased his very own Tank complete with a belt-fed, .50-cal turreted machine gun and has named it “The Peacemaker”, [...]

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  • Tech

  • Entertainment

    • Sick Disgusting Video, Turkeys Being Stomped, Kicked And Beaten

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      I couldn’t even watch this all the way through, I had to stop it over and over again. We all love a good Thanksgiving Turkey, but this video has the potential to change that tradition, this time around at least.
      Click the [...]

    • "The BOONDOCKS" Now Available On iTunes

       
      Fans of the Cartoon Network toon The BOONDOCKS should be happy to learn that sometimes hysterical and always racy show is now available to own via iTunes.
      The collections includes “never before seen episodes” and behind the scenes clips.  Sweet!
      Pick them up now!

    • The Man Bra, WHAAAAAAT???

       
      I’m not sure about this, but I don’t think even this would register as Gay, I don’t think any self respecting Gay man would be caught dead wearing a Man Bra.  Why does this exist?  What is its purpose?  Don’t Tranny’s just wear regular ol [...]

    • [Video] Toddlers Made To Fight To The Delight Of Fathers Video Camera

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      Seriously, why are some people so F*%k Up? This father, and a whole lot more like him who have been posting on YouTube, egged on and videotaped two toddlers fighting. But it’s really one toddler hitting the other toddler who [...]

    • IRINA SHEIK: My Tuesday "MORNIN WOOD" Salute!

       

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      Low and behold, MORNIN WOOD is back on the page after a 3 month lay-over, and we kick it off with a good one! This perfect little vixen is IRINA SHEIK. She’s Russian, she’s 22 (I’m biting my knuckles) and of course she’s [...]

  • LifeStyle

    • Don't worry be happy!

      Are you anxious about the upcoming holidays. If you are stressed out then try this remedy. Bend your right arm and find the point at the outer end of the arm’s crease, near the elbow. Press for 30 seconds, then release. Repeat on [...]

    • Don't worry be happy!

      Are you anxious about the upcoming holidays. If you are stressed out then try this remedy. Bend your right arm and find the point at the outer end of the arm’s crease, near the elbow. Press for 30 seconds, then release. Repeat on [...]

    • Liar, liar pants on fire

      A Canadian study found that children whose parents had told little white lies in their presence were more likely to express polite “delight” over a disappointing gift than kids whose parents had stuck by a 100 percent-honesty policy.   Researchers believe children absorb the etiquette lessons [...]

    • The Man Bra, WHAAAAAAT???

       
      I’m not sure about this, but I don’t think even this would register as Gay, I don’t think any self respecting Gay man would be caught dead wearing a Man Bra.  Why does this exist?  What is its purpose?  Don’t Tranny’s just wear regular ol [...]

    • TOUR De MESA 2008: VILLIAN VERSION PUB RIDE!

       

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      To end the year, The TOUR De MESA Group of Mesa, AZ put on their last CHARITY PUB RIDE, with an overwhelming response of contributors and donations! Indeed our most successful ride yet with 14 sponsors and over $1,700.00 raised, in which the money raised get [...]

  • Daily News

    • Verizon Staff Read Pres -Elect Barack Obama's Personal Email

       
      Staff from Verizon were caught red handed putting their eyes where they don’t belong.  The staff that Verizon says have now fired, read the personal account of the Pres-Elect.  Apparently the account was old and not in use, but they found it and prying eyes [...]

    • [Video] Sarah Palin And Her Turkey Killing Buddies!

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      Sarah Palin is truly the gift that keeps on giving! Instead of going into that good night, in the part of Alaska where it’s night half the year, the failed VP running mate continues to stick her face in front of [...]

    • Sick Disgusting Video, Turkeys Being Stomped, Kicked And Beaten

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      I couldn’t even watch this all the way through, I had to stop it over and over again. We all love a good Thanksgiving Turkey, but this video has the potential to change that tradition, this time around at least.
      Click the [...]

    • [Video] The Ad That Twitter Successfully Destroyed

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      I’m not a mom walking around with a modern day papoose filled with a sleeping baby, so I am sure that there is a sensitivity here that I don’t get and won’t get. But just as a guy watching an online [...]

    • I Just Won £500,000 From Yahoo/Msn!!! SCAM!!!!

      Here’s a rather interesting one, I say that because the scammer is using a Hotmail address, and Yahoo.  The header included lower cased “sn” on the MSN portion of Yahoo/Msn.  The there is the fact that I am not a subscriber of anything Microsoft or [...]

  • Misc

    • The New Dodge EV Kicks Serious Butt, Even In Yellow

       
      About a month ago, while on my way to a destination in LA, I saw a black car sitting next to me while stopped at a stop light.  I was transfixed, I couldn’t tell what it was because it had no markings, but it was [...]

    • An Arizona Thanksgiving

      THIS THANKSGIVING, YOU’LL BE FULL, BUT YOUR WALLET WON’T
      Cooking up your turkey-day feast could gobble up more of your grocery bill than last year. The Arizona Farm Bureau’s annual survey shows that a turkey dinner for 10 with all the trimmings will cost [...]

    • [Video] Sarah Palin And Her Turkey Killing Buddies!

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      Sarah Palin is truly the gift that keeps on giving! Instead of going into that good night, in the part of Alaska where it’s night half the year, the failed VP running mate continues to stick her face in front of [...]

    • Sick Disgusting Video, Turkeys Being Stomped, Kicked And Beaten

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      I couldn’t even watch this all the way through, I had to stop it over and over again. We all love a good Thanksgiving Turkey, but this video has the potential to change that tradition, this time around at least.
      Click the [...]

    • [Video] The Ad That Twitter Successfully Destroyed

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      I’m not a mom walking around with a modern day papoose filled with a sleeping baby, so I am sure that there is a sensitivity here that I don’t get and won’t get. But just as a guy watching an online [...]