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Don’t worry be happy!

Are you anxious about the upcoming holidays. If you are stressed out then try this remedy. Bend your right arm and find the point at the outer end of the arm’s crease, near the elbow. Press for 30 seconds, then release. Repeat on [...]

Don’t worry be happy!

Are you anxious about the upcoming holidays. If you are stressed out then try this remedy. Bend your right arm and find the point at the outer end of the arm’s crease, near the elbow. Press for 30 seconds, then release. Repeat on [...]

Liar, liar pants on fire

A Canadian study found that children whose parents had told little white lies in their presence were more likely to express polite “delight” over a disappointing gift than kids whose parents had stuck by a 100 percent-honesty policy.   Researchers believe children absorb the etiquette lessons [...]

 
I’m not sure about this, but I don’t think even this would register as Gay, I don’t think any self respecting Gay man would be caught dead wearing a Man Bra.  Why does this exist?  What is its purpose?  Don’t Tranny’s just wear regular ol [...]

 

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To end the year, The TOUR De MESA Group of Mesa, AZ put on their last CHARITY PUB RIDE, with an overwhelming response of contributors and donations! Indeed our most successful ride yet with 14 sponsors and over $1,700.00 raised, in which the money raised get [...]

Sorry the picture is a bit exaggerated.  You’ve had a fun filled weekend, but not enough sleep.  When you wake up on Monday, you look tired.  A way to hide under eye-circles is an easy fix.  After applying concealer, apply a dab of shimmery gold [...]

Sorry the picture is a bit exaggerated.  You’ve had a fun filled weekend, but not enough sleep.  When you wake up on Monday, you look tired.  A way to hide under eye-circles is an easy fix.  After applying concealer, apply a dab of shimmery gold [...]

Who is bringing sexy back?  It’s our senior citizens.  The number of 70-year olds having sex rose from 52 percent 30 years ago to 68 percent (men) and from  39 percent to 56 percent (women).   Amore, amore, amore.
Ciao!

Rollover Beethoven

Have you ever gone to an animal shelter to look for a new member of the family.  And while you are looking for that new pet all you can hear is loud barking.  This is because they are so excited to see people and they [...]

With Thanksgiving just two weeks away, we should be beginning to prepare the menu for this great food and family day. One of the best parts are the desserts, with pumpkin pie being the most famous. So before you place a dollop of [...]

It’s that time of the year where the scents of sage, cinnamon, nutmeg and cloves soon will float through holiday kitchens as cooks pull from the oven pumpkin pies, cookies, turkey, ham and prime rib.
Unless the spices are too old and flat. Spices past their [...]

It’s that time of the year where the scents of sage, cinnamon, nutmeg and cloves soon will float through holiday kitchens as cooks pull from the oven pumpkin pies, cookies, turkey, ham and prime rib.
Unless the spices are too old and flat. Spices past their [...]

Here’s the occasion:  A fancy cocktail party at your husband’s boss’s house.  The dilemma:  You won’t know a soul.  To make a favorable impression on every person you meet, loop your grandmother’s pearls around your neck.  (Fake baubles work, too.)  According to practitioners of color [...]

Here’s the occasion:  A fancy cocktail party at your husband’s boss’s house.  The dilemma:  You won’t know a soul.  To make a favorable impression on every person you meet, loop your grandmother’s pearls around your neck.  (Fake baubles work, too.)  According to practitioners of color [...]

No wonder why, you need to quit eating lettuce, ladies. Apparently, up to 93% of all leafy greens are tainted with perchlorate, an odorless, colorless industrial toxin that hinders the thyroid’s output of libido-revving hormones. So to ease this risk, take 150 mcg [...]

No wonder why, you need to quit eating lettuce, ladies. Apparently, up to 93% of all leafy greens are tainted with perchlorate, an odorless, colorless industrial toxin that hinders the thyroid’s output of libido-revving hormones. So to ease this risk, take 150 mcg [...]

Should women play in the NFL?

Now that I got your attention.  Here are the 5 reasons why women should play in the NFL.
#5-We already have massive shoulder pads in our closets from the 80’s.
#4-After driving eight hyper preteens to football practice, calling plays to 10 burly men is a [...]

The beginning of the holiday season will soon be upon us in about three weeks. You may want to set a fabulous table for your guests at Thanksgiving by setting the table with your fine china and your good silver. But when you open the [...]

Happy Halloween!

“On Hallowe’en the thing you must do is pretend that nothing can frighten you. An’ if somethin’ scares you and you want to run jus’ let on like it’s Hallowe’en fun.” BOO!
No tips or facts today, just tricks and treats. I’m busy [...]

You buy a fresh lemon because you need 1 tablespoon for a recipe. But what do you do with the remaining lemon. You can keep a reserve stock of citrus on hand by freezing lemon and lime wedges in a resealable plastic bag. [...]

For your stinky feet. You can eliminate stinky tootsies with this sweet concoction. Mix one package of lime-flavored gelatin with the amount of hot (not boiling) water recommended on the box. Place in a large bowl, add cold water until the temperature [...]

Since pie making month will soon be among us, here is an idea for your homemade fruit pie’s.   To prevent soggy piecrusts when you make any fruit pies especially apple, here’s what you need to do.  Just brush the crust with 3 tablespoons of melted [...]

1. Triple H def. Jeff Hardy to retain WWE championship   2. Undertaker def. Big Show  3. Batista def. Chris Jericho to become World Heavyweight Champion (Special ref. Stone Cold Steve Austin)  4. Rey Mysterio def. Kane in a No Holds Barred Match  5. U.S. Champ [...]

Do you need a safe way to pound in nails without hitting your fingers?  Well,  simply grab a clothespin from the laundry room.  Clip it onto the nail.  The clothespin will hold the nail still while you pound away pain-free.  No ouch here.
Ciao!

Do you need a safe way to pound in nails without hitting your fingers?  Well,  simply grab a clothespin from the laundry room.  Clip it onto the nail.  The clothespin will hold the nail still while you pound away pain-free.  No ouch here.
Ciao!

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