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I’m not sure about this, but I don’t think even this would register as Gay, I don’t think any self respecting Gay man would be caught dead wearing a Man Bra.  Why does this exist?  What is its purpose?  Don’t Tranny’s just wear regular ol [...]

1. Triple H def. Jeff Hardy to retain WWE championship   2. Undertaker def. Big Show  3. Batista def. Chris Jericho to become World Heavyweight Champion (Special ref. Stone Cold Steve Austin)  4. Rey Mysterio def. Kane in a No Holds Barred Match  5. U.S. Champ [...]

Richard “Mr. Blackwell” Blackwell, has just recently lost his life to an intestinal infection, and the fashion world mourns.  Known for his scathing comments of celebrity fashion, he has made a huge name and following regarding his Best Dressed/Worst Dressed list, such as him saying [...]

Nothing will scream DANGER for the woman you finally get to go home with you like the WonderBra pillow.  So fella’s, if you get one, just go ahead and take yourself off the market.  

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1. World Heavyweight champ Chris Jericho def. Shawn Michaels in a ladder match.  2. WWE champ Triple H def. Jeff Hardy.  3. ECW champ Matt Hardy def. Mark Henry.  4. Batista def. JBL 5. Big Show def. Undertaker.  6. Beth Phoenix def. Candice Michelle to [...]

Ok, I am kidding Kimbo Slice never quite had an era, but he would be better off working on his boxing skills and heading to the heavyweight ranks of professional pugilism.  Or perhaps, if he wants to stay in MMA, he would need to take [...]

Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you the newest Mr. Olympia for 2008, Dexter Jackson!  At 5′7″ and 235lbs he is the first giant killer in Olympia history as traditionally taller men, anyone over 5′9″ have dominated this sport, but Mr. Jackson would not be [...]

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No snide remarks, lies, or “misrepresentations” are being told here.  With any election, people are going to be very passionate about their choices, and that is what makes America great, the freedom of choice, and the freedom to lie.  It is only [...]

1. Chris Jericho wins the World Heavyweight champ scramble def. Kane, Batista, JBL, and Rey Mysterio.  2. Triple H wins WWE champ scramble def. Shelton Benjamin, Jeff Hardy, MVP, and The Brian Kendrick.  3. Matt Hardy wins the ECW champ scramble def. Finlay, The Miz, [...]

1. Rashad Evans def. Chuck Lidell by TKO at 1:15 of the second round.  2. RIch Franklin def. Matt Hamill by ref. stoppage at :39 of the third round.  3. Dan Henderson def. Rousimar Palhares by unanimous decision.  4. Nate Marquardt def. Martin Kampmann by [...]

1. WWE champ, Triple H def. The Great Khali.  2. World Heavyweight champ CM Punk def. JBL.  3. Matt Hardy def. ECW champ Mark Henry(DQ).  4. Batista def. John Cena  5. MVP def. Jeff Hardy.  6. Santino Marella/Beth Phoenix def. Kofi Kingston/Mickie James, to become [...]

About to fly off the handle? If you’re at work keep your cool, say researchers at Yale and Northwestern universities. Women who lose their tempers on the job are seen as less “out of control” and “incompetent.” But when men lose it, they’re [...]

1. Welterweight championship, Georges St. Pierre def. John Fitch by unanimous decision to retain the belt.  2. Brock Lesnar def. Heath Herring by unanimous decision.  3. Robert Emerson def. Manvel Gamburyan by TKO, strikes, at 0:12 of the 1st round.  4. Kenny Florian def. Roger [...]

Trying to knock-up your old lady?  Well avoid soy!  A regular diet of food containing soy, such as soy milk and tofu, may halve sperm concentrations.
The new study by The Harvard School of Public Health, published in the journal Human Reproduction, found 41 million [...]

Viagra’s not just for men anymore! A new study in the Journal of the American Medical Association, has found that woman on antidepressants may benefit from taking the little blue pills.
“For women on antidepressants with orgasm problems, this may provide some wonderful relief,” said psychologist [...]

You know, being jailed might have been the best thing to happen to Nick Bollea.  He could actually get a college education and make something of his life instead of being a spoiled, sheltered, wannabe racer car driving idiot.  It is clear that mama and [...]

Last night on CBS, they televised their version of “UFC light” Elite XC MMA fighting, which in all honesty, competition is good for the sport to gain exposure and importantly, increase purses for the fighters.  If you are willing to give and take a beating, [...]

Last night at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas, Nevada, a classic boxing match occured between two highly skilled and talented welterweights, as Antonio Margarito bested Miguel Cotto.  With Vegas odds and pundits clearly taking Cotto, even a possible fight with Oscar De La Hoya [...]

Nick Bollea is going to soon be with the men in the Pinellas County Jail as he turns eighteen on Sunday and will be transferred from the juvenile facility.  The dumbass ignoramus was complaining to his parents about be segregated from other inmates, well you [...]

1. Anderson Silva def. James Irvin by T.K.O. at 1:01 of the first round.  2. Brandon Viera def. Reese Andy by unanimous decision.  3. Frankie Edgar def. Hermes Franca by unanimous decision.  4. Cain Velasquez def. Jake O’Brien by T.K.O. at 2:02 of the first [...]

1. Fedor Emelianenko def. Tim Sylvia by submission, rear naked choke, at :36 o f the first round.  2. Andrei Arlovski def. Ben Rothwell by K.O. at 1:13 of the third round.   3. Josh Barnett def. Pedro Rizzo by K.O. at :44 of the second [...]

Francois Pinault, billionaire and his babymomma Salma Hayek, according to her P.R. people, have ended their engagement and are moving on with their lives.  Salma will probably get 50-60k a month in child support as their little daughter Paloma will want for nothing.  Salma definitely [...]

Ever put on a black shirt and then you notice that there are white deodorant marks on it. This happen to me every single time, no matter how careful I am. Well, I have found and item that fixes this in flash. I was reading [...]

According to People Magazine, last night at 6:22pm the two gave birth to a healthy, unnamed baby boy who weighed in at 7lbs 4oz.  I am pretty sure that Matthew was in tears at the arrival at his little son, I cried like a baby [...]

Too busy to apply a deep conditioner to your hair in the shower Well, while your Just relaxing on the beach or by the pool this summer, you can kill two birds with one stone. Just message a deep condtioner into your [...]

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    • Sick Disgusting Video, Turkeys Being Stomped, Kicked And Beaten

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      I couldn’t even watch this all the way through, I had to stop it over and over again. We all love a good Thanksgiving Turkey, but this video has the potential to change that tradition, this time around at least.
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    • "The BOONDOCKS" Now Available On iTunes

       
      Fans of the Cartoon Network toon The BOONDOCKS should be happy to learn that sometimes hysterical and always racy show is now available to own via iTunes.
      The collections includes “never before seen episodes” and behind the scenes clips.  Sweet!
      Pick them up now!

    • The Man Bra, WHAAAAAAT???

       
      I’m not sure about this, but I don’t think even this would register as Gay, I don’t think any self respecting Gay man would be caught dead wearing a Man Bra.  Why does this exist?  What is its purpose?  Don’t Tranny’s just wear regular ol [...]

    • [Video] Toddlers Made To Fight To The Delight Of Fathers Video Camera

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      Seriously, why are some people so F*%k Up? This father, and a whole lot more like him who have been posting on YouTube, egged on and videotaped two toddlers fighting. But it’s really one toddler hitting the other toddler who [...]

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      Low and behold, MORNIN WOOD is back on the page after a 3 month lay-over, and we kick it off with a good one! This perfect little vixen is IRINA SHEIK. She’s Russian, she’s 22 (I’m biting my knuckles) and of course she’s [...]

  • LifeStyle

    • Don't worry be happy!

      Are you anxious about the upcoming holidays. If you are stressed out then try this remedy. Bend your right arm and find the point at the outer end of the arm’s crease, near the elbow. Press for 30 seconds, then release. Repeat on [...]

    • Don't worry be happy!

      Are you anxious about the upcoming holidays. If you are stressed out then try this remedy. Bend your right arm and find the point at the outer end of the arm’s crease, near the elbow. Press for 30 seconds, then release. Repeat on [...]

    • Liar, liar pants on fire

      A Canadian study found that children whose parents had told little white lies in their presence were more likely to express polite “delight” over a disappointing gift than kids whose parents had stuck by a 100 percent-honesty policy.   Researchers believe children absorb the etiquette lessons [...]

    • The Man Bra, WHAAAAAAT???

       
      I’m not sure about this, but I don’t think even this would register as Gay, I don’t think any self respecting Gay man would be caught dead wearing a Man Bra.  Why does this exist?  What is its purpose?  Don’t Tranny’s just wear regular ol [...]

    • TOUR De MESA 2008: VILLIAN VERSION PUB RIDE!

       

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      To end the year, The TOUR De MESA Group of Mesa, AZ put on their last CHARITY PUB RIDE, with an overwhelming response of contributors and donations! Indeed our most successful ride yet with 14 sponsors and over $1,700.00 raised, in which the money raised get [...]

  • Daily News

    • Verizon Staff Read Pres -Elect Barack Obama's Personal Email

       
      Staff from Verizon were caught red handed putting their eyes where they don’t belong.  The staff that Verizon says have now fired, read the personal account of the Pres-Elect.  Apparently the account was old and not in use, but they found it and prying eyes [...]

    • [Video] Sarah Palin And Her Turkey Killing Buddies!

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      Sarah Palin is truly the gift that keeps on giving! Instead of going into that good night, in the part of Alaska where it’s night half the year, the failed VP running mate continues to stick her face in front of [...]

    • Sick Disgusting Video, Turkeys Being Stomped, Kicked And Beaten

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      I couldn’t even watch this all the way through, I had to stop it over and over again. We all love a good Thanksgiving Turkey, but this video has the potential to change that tradition, this time around at least.
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    • [Video] The Ad That Twitter Successfully Destroyed

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      I’m not a mom walking around with a modern day papoose filled with a sleeping baby, so I am sure that there is a sensitivity here that I don’t get and won’t get. But just as a guy watching an online [...]

    • I Just Won £500,000 From Yahoo/Msn!!! SCAM!!!!

      Here’s a rather interesting one, I say that because the scammer is using a Hotmail address, and Yahoo.  The header included lower cased “sn” on the MSN portion of Yahoo/Msn.  The there is the fact that I am not a subscriber of anything Microsoft or [...]

  • Misc

    • The New Dodge EV Kicks Serious Butt, Even In Yellow

       
      About a month ago, while on my way to a destination in LA, I saw a black car sitting next to me while stopped at a stop light.  I was transfixed, I couldn’t tell what it was because it had no markings, but it was [...]

    • An Arizona Thanksgiving

      THIS THANKSGIVING, YOU’LL BE FULL, BUT YOUR WALLET WON’T
      Cooking up your turkey-day feast could gobble up more of your grocery bill than last year. The Arizona Farm Bureau’s annual survey shows that a turkey dinner for 10 with all the trimmings will cost [...]