Here’s the occasion: A fancy cocktail party at your husband’s boss’s house. The dilemma: You won’t know a soul. To make a favorable impression on every person you meet, loop your grandmother’s pearls around your neck. (Fake baubles work, too.) According to practitioners of color [...] ‘Find me if you can’ Lingerie is the latest feat in paranoid technology. Designer Lucia Lorio of Brazil says the GPS lingerie can help keep a woman safe. If she’s abducted, authorities will be able to track her down from the GPS unit attached to her [...] Someone took the time to recreate the jacket Michael J. Fox wore in Back to the Future II, and for their effort it is now being offered up for you to fall over yourself bidding on ebay. If you’ve been wondering what to do with that extra $5 million you got lying around the sofa cushions, why not get your special a lady a new bra made up of 3,575 black diamonds, 117 certified one carat white round diamonds, 34 rubies and two [...] Crazy ole Madonna and her guy jumping seems to have made her ready for battle in the streets. Now she’s walking around with guns on her shoes. The shoes are from the Chanel Spring 2009 Cruise Collection and will be selling for $2,200. Yeah, ridiculous.
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Oct
Posted by Govine as Apparel, Celebrity, Current Affairs, Entertainment, Fashion Police, Just For The Girls, Just For The Guys Richard “Mr. Blackwell” Blackwell, has just recently lost his life to an intestinal infection, and the fashion world mourns. Known for his scathing comments of celebrity fashion, he has made a huge name and following regarding his Best Dressed/Worst Dressed list, such as him saying [...] Looking for a way to really enhance that Halloween costume you’ve been working on? Try Special Effects Lenses from Coastal Contacts. Post Post Not sure what Levi’s were thinking when they came up with this one, but they should go back to the drawing table. This is just wrong. Very, very wrong. VIDEO
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Sep
Posted by admin as Apparel You went out and got yourself a iPhone or Blackberry Storm, or maybe the brand new G1! Winter is coming and you’ll be all happy to use it as you trek through the cold on the way to the office, but those gloves, those gloves [...] Post Post This is the most ridiculous thing I’ve seen all week. High heel shoes for babies, you must be joking. VIDEO
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Sep
Posted by Sarah L. Hanson as Apparel, Food and Drink, Fun, Humor, Misc, Of Interest This comfortable sports-style beverage bra should be in every girls closet. It not only enhances ‘the girls’ but it allows the wearer to stick to her budget at the bars! It will soon be all day jean wearing weather, well here in AZ anyway. To keep those jeans looking great, here are a few tips on how to care for them. Your old, wear-around-the-house jeans can be washed in warm or cold water, [...] Do you have shoes just loafing around your closet floor, and things are getting cluttered and you aren’t wearing them anymore. Well, why not donate them to Soles 4 Souls, a charity that provides shoes for needy people. Find a drop off [...] Post Post VIDEO Hate showering at the gym? Now you’ll be a local celebrity after the boys see you in this little number!
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Aug
Posted by admin as Apparel, Blackberry Officials in Mason County Washington have decided the scantily clad baristas at an espresso stand are erotic entertainers. Do people leave dollar bills when they pickup their coffee? Officials say the women will have to cover up or ‘Espresso Gone Wild’ will have [...]
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Jul
Posted by Govine as Apparel, Celebrity, Entertainment, Fashion Don't, Humor, Music, Of Interest Is this supposed to be cute? Sexy? Innocent? Playful? Or maybe all of the above. For Jessica to be successful, she needs to work on her image and project herself as an independent woman, and not some man’s accessory. She makes a ton of money [...]
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Jul
Posted by Sweet P as Apparel, Just For The Girls, Just For The Guys, LifeStyle, Reader Opinion Ever put on a black shirt and then you notice that there are white deodorant marks on it. This happen to me every single time, no matter how careful I am. Well, I have found and item that fixes this in flash. I was reading [...]
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Jul
Posted by Govine as Apparel, Current, Do It Yourself, Fun, Of Interest Whether or not Barack Obama is the next President of the United States, one thing to be said is that “he looks mahvelous!!” Hopefully there will also be a GQ cover in his future as well. It has been a while since we had a [...]
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Jul
Posted by Sweet P as Apparel, Fashion Don't, LifeStyle, Religion Gett’em while they’re hot. Your children too can look like an FLDS child. Why??? The mother’s are selling children’s clothing in order to pay rent and support their families stemming from the arrests in April on their Texas compound. I am sure you [...]
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Jun
Posted by admin as Apparel, Humor, Technology 
I’m not sure about this, but I don’t think even this would register as Gay, I don’t think any self respecting Gay man would be caught dead wearing a Man Bra. Why does this exist? What is its purpose? Don’t Tranny’s just wear regular ol [...]
at the time of this posting it is being offered [...]Richard Blackwell has left the building…but his tongue hasn’t!!
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Click the VIDEO tab above to watch clipDon’t Lose Your Grip: i5Hot Gloves, Don’t Drop That Expensive Gadget This Winter
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Click the VIDEO tab above to watch clipEnhance Your Cleavage, Get a Wine Rack!
Just remember ladies, drink too much and well you know what happened to Cinderella at midnight! [...]
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Yep, this is what it has come down to folks, this is where we are at on this planet now, clothing designers making bullet proof clothing that’s both fashionable with life saving practicality.
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Where to buy: Link The Blackberry Earrings! Yeah, That’s Right, Blackberry Earrings
For the ladies and the guys who like to wear dangling earrings. You’re already wearing a Bluetooth everywhere you go, making you look like a perpetual Leut. Uhura, so for $19 you might as well go the whole way.
Seriously geek out or just simply [...]
Seems simple enough, bet you wish you thought of it. Get the Helmet sized right for your head and pick a hat. Now the next time you try and get that guy/gal to notice you while wearing a cranium protector, you’ll just look like you [...]WOW, Jessica Simpson titled her Album…Oxford is calling!!
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Are you feeling “No Found” or trapped in the “Blue Screen of Death?” How about a sad Mac OS9? Announce it to everyone who can see your chest. Errorwear has a list of T-Shirts to display your computing kinship. For men and women, the T’s [...]SUBSCRIBE
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