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Crime Fighting Ninjas Arrested For Being Crime Fighting Ninjas

25 Aug

Posted by admin as Law & Order

 
Shinobi warriors, the self titled description for two men dressed in Ninja gear and armed with Martial arts weapons, were out on the streets keeping their part of the world safe for all who live there.  Knives, throwing stars, swords, nunchucks, Bow and arrows and a wealth of “Kung Fu Theater” stood in the way [...]

Ex-Cop Needed A Date: No Excuse!

18 Aug

Posted by Sarah L. Hanson as BREAKING News, Current, Daily News, Law & Odor, Law & Order, The Ridiculous, WTF

A former Pennsylvania police officer was sentenced to 30 days in jail for pulling over a woman while he was off duty to give her his phone number……

When the self-help books say ‘pursue to woo’ a woman, this is not what they mean!!!

Idiot, Steven Klinger, 32, was charged with official oppression, or acting outside [...]

Going to the chapel, and we’re….

14 Aug

Posted by Sweet P as Law & Order, LifeStyle, Oops, The Ridiculous, WTF

…..gonna get married. Yes they did, but the honeymoon didn’t take place. Here’s how it went down. A New York man married his ex-wife, again. After the ceremony, there was a party. That’s when the groom decided to pick a fight with a wedding guest. Then the police [...]

Who can you trust?

12 Aug

Posted by Sweet P as Law & Order, LifeStyle, Of Interest

Want to do a criminal background check on a babysitter, employee, etc.? Well then you need to check out this site. Do it, I dare you!

http://criminalsearches.com

Ciao!

If you can’t have it your way, call 911

05 Aug

Posted by Sweet P as Law & Order, Oops, The Ridiculous

Okay here is one for the blog. A man walks into a Subway sandwich shop, just wanting his sandwich make the correct way, the way he wanted it. But no, he starts to argue and yell at the employees. So the employees of t he Subway lock him out of the shop. [...]

“I Will Not Vandalize Other People’s Property”

03 Aug

Posted by Sweet P as Law & Order, Of Interest, Oops

1000 TIMES. That is one of the assignments that two pre-teen girls got after they broke into the founder of Chick-fil-A, S. Truett Cathy’s home in Florida. The girls broke into Cathy’s home two weeks ago and sprayed fire extinguishers, threw eggs (at lot of that going around) and left the water running [...]

Gruesome on the Greyhound

02 Aug

Posted by Sweet P as Current, Law & Order, Of Interest

Passengers aboard a Canadian Greyhound bus watched in horror as a passenger stabbed the man sitting next to him and then beheaded him.  The victim was sleeping with his headphones on when the man seated next to him suddenly began stabbing him.  None of the passengers heard any exchanges between them prior to the violence.  [...]

Have you seen my leg?

28 Jul

Posted by Sweet P as Law & Order, LifeStyle, Misc, Oops

The prosthetic leg of a 48 year-old woman from Sierra Vista, AZ has been returned to her after it was stolen two weeks ago. The police said a man brought the leg to the station, saying his son had found it near a trash can. Yeah, right. Apparently, this was the woman’s spare leg. She [...]

Update on “Taco” the chihuahua

25 Jul

Posted by Sweet P as Law & Order, Misc, Of Interest

UPDATE from story posted 07/07/08 by Admin. Turns out Taco, the Chihuahua discovered severed in two earlier this month, was a victim of another animal not a deranged human.  A trio of veterinarians determined that Taco met his cruel fate at the fangs of another animal.   Police have no word on what sort of animal [...]

Stupid Criminals: Asleep on The Job

25 Jul

Posted by Sarah L. Hanson as Law & Odor, Law & Order, Misc, The Ridiculous, WTF

Too much booze, and a bad idea!

All Washington Police had to do was follow a trail of pillows and backpacks to find to crooks who had broken into a department store.  They didn’t make it far, Kyle Burress, 25, and Allen Pierce, 27,were found asleep behind the store, one was in a stolen [...]

Daytona Beach Cop Demanded Free Coffee and Got The Can!

22 Jul

Posted by Sarah L. Hanson as Current, Daily News, Food and Drink, Law & Odor, Law & Order, Misc, The Ridiculous

A Daytona Beach police officer thought it was his right as a cop to demand and get free coffee from a Starbucks and threatened employees with slower emergency response times if they refused.

Lt. Major Garvin, a 15-year veteran, was fired July 8, 2008 after failing a polygraph test that he himself insisted on taking. [...]

Dying to Stay Green: Man Killed By Recycling Truck!

21 Jul

Posted by Sarah L. Hanson as Current, Law & Order, Misc, NewsLine

An unidentified 58-year-old Phoenix man was killed by a recycling truck last Saturday in what police believe was a “tragic accident.”

Phoenix police said the man was struck by a large “front end loader” recycling truck at 9 a.m. and died at the scene. They are large vehicles, but even if the driver [...]

Is Missing Solder Jeneesa Lewis really Lisa Kudrow?!

21 Jul

Posted by Sarah L. Hanson as BREAKING News, Celebrity, Current, Daily News, Entertainment, Law & Odor, Law & Order, Misc

Has Lisa Kudrow has been living a double life? A bit of hair dye and no make-up did the trick and suddenly she has a whole new life!
Ok so the resemblance is striking between Missing Solder Jeneesa Lewis and Lisa Kudrow but in all seriousness this poor mother of three from Texas was kidnapped, beaten [...]

DMX is in Trouble Again! Let’s add Identity Theft to the List!

21 Jul

Posted by Sarah L. Hanson as BREAKING News, Celebrity Justice, Celebrity Law&Odor, Daily News, Entertainment, Law & Odor, Law & Order, Misc

Really is DMX that hard up that he can’t pay a $7,500 medical bill? Apparently so, either that or he just can’t help himself when it comes to crime!!
Back in April the 37-year-old rapper whose real name is Earl Simmons, checked in to the Scottsdale, Arizona, Mayo Clinic for pneumonia. Allegedly he used a [...]

Butchering for a Baby – One Woman’s Obsession Leads to Murder

20 Jul

Posted by Sarah L. Hanson as BREAKING News, Daily News, Forensic Femme Fatale, Law & Odor, Law & Order, Misc, NewsLine

In Pittsburgh yesterday the Johnson’s family reported their pregnant daughter, 18 year old Kia Johnson, missing to police. Her due date was July 30.
A woman, Curry-Demus, showed up at the local hospital last Thursday claiming she had just given birth to a newborn that still had its umbilical cord attached. But something was very wrong [...]

L.A.’s Killer Greedy Grannies Get Life

19 Jul

Posted by Sarah L. Hanson as Daily News, Law & Odor, Law & Order, Misc, NewsLine

A Los Angeles Superior Court sentenced 77-year-old Helen Golay and 75-year-old Olga Rutterschmidt to two consecutive life terms each in the 1999 death of Paul Vados, 73, and the 2005 death of Kenneth McDavid, 50.

The women were convicted of a scheme in which they befriended homeless men, took out multiple life insurance policies on them, [...]

Freedom gone to far

18 Jul

Posted by Sweet P as Law & Odor, Law & Order

July 4th, 2008, day of independence. Well, apparently one man took that too way too literally. On that day of celebration a man letting his freedom ring by exposing himself and masturbating on a city bus. And as if that is sick enough, he was doing this in front of bus riders and 2 children [...]

Viacom pulls out big stick to bash YouTube and Google

03 Jul

Posted by Aaron J. Walker as Google, Law & Order, Technology, Web/Tech, Weblogs

Viacom won a decision from a judge on their on-going copyright infringement case against Google, parent company of YouTube. According to Wired: Google will have to turn over every record of every video watched by YouTube users, including users’ names and IP addresses, to Viacom, which is [...]

Big corporations want to keep you “safe” by requiring an Internet ID card

24 Jun

Posted by Aaron J. Walker as Google, Law & Order, Microsoft, Technology, Web/Tech

Here’s something to chill your afternoon. How about you surrender all of your passwords and usernames to get your very own Internet Pass card that will keep all of your information safe in one place for you while you happily check your e-mail, shop on the Internet and all the other stuff [...]

Israeli Cop Commits Suicide, French Fear President Nicolas Sarkozy Assignation Attempt.

24 Jun

Posted by Sarah L. Hanson as BREAKING News, Current, Current Affairs, Daily News, Law & Order, Misc, NewsLine, Politics

You’re fed up with your job, you life etc what better place to commit suicide than when the president you are supposed to be protecting is about to leave your country.

An unidentified Israeli police officer shot himself in the head, thus committing suicide, at the airport departure ceremony for French President Nicolas Sarkozy.

Instantly [...]

Rappers Not Delightful, 50 Cent Sued For Gansta Life

10 Apr

Posted by admin as Law & Order, Music


New Bill Seeks To Hold Video Game Makers Liable For Violence

08 Apr

Posted by admin as Law & Order


Gas tips to help you save a couple of bucks…every bit counts!!

04 Apr

Posted by Jasen Govine as Current Affairs, Law & Order, The Ridiculous


Autism medical coverage is a must…Insurers have compassion, YEAH!!

01 Apr

Posted by Jasen Govine as Current Affairs, Law & Order, Science


Big Top slavery…Some people are truly sick!!

28 Mar

Posted by Jasen Govine as Current Affairs, Law & Order, The Ridiculous


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