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Since I wasn’t glued to the tele tonight I had to see this as it splattered across the interwebs: the first commercial starring former Microsoft CEO Bill Gates and Jerry Seinfeld.

This comfortable sports-style beverage bra should be in every girls closet. It not only enhances ‘the girls’ but it allows the wearer to stick to her budget at the bars!

Just remember ladies, drink too much and well you know what happened to Cinderella at midnight! Yup, flat chested!

Speed Vest: How Fast Are You?

This is the Speed Vest, it shows other drivers on the road how fast the biker is going…. could be handy for cops too ;)

FX’s new original TV series, SONS OF ANARCHY, premieres this Wednesday, September 3rd, 10pm.  

“Sons of Anarchy is an adrenalized drama with darkly comedic undertones about a notorious outlaw motorcycle club intent on protecting their sheltered small town against encroaching drug dealers, corporate developers and overzealous law officers. The club is equally determined to protect [...]

I found this really great software while doing my usual goofing off endless searching to find the best software to bring to the attention of MorninPaper readers called The Journal.

 

 

 
 

Makes You Think…..


Some of Arizona’s famed saguaro cactuses soon will be more difficult to steal.  Saguaro Park officials plan to inject microchips in some of their prickly plants to deter thieves.  The idea came after thieves stole 17 saguaros in January 2007, the second big theft in recent years.  The micro chips are similar to those implanted [...]

The NFLPA head honcho and Hall of Fame Guard of the Oakland Raiders, Gene Upshaw died last night surround by his wife and children in his home in Lake Tahoe, Ca at the age 63 from pancreatic cancer.  Gene is the reason why an overwhelming majority of current players have better contracts, but they still [...]

Hey you in the corner, sit down

No matter what you tell him, he’s not going to do it.  Because, the wish of a man in Puerto Rico was to stand up at his wake.  And Angel Pantoja got his wish.   He was decked out in a Yankees baseball cap and sunglasses. His brother said that the victim had long [...]

Baby Whale Finds New Mother - A Yacht!!

Australian media report that a lost humpback whale calf has bonded with a yacht and seems to think that it is its mother.

This is a sad story. The poor little calf, thought to be around 1- to 2-month-old was first sighted in waters off north Sydney, a day later it tried to suckle from [...]

 
This design available sometime next year (09) will have any Original Star Trek enthuseist treating his wife (Star Trek geeks are very seldom female) like leut. Uhura, telling her to get Pizza Hut on the line, and his kids like helmsmen, “Get to bed at ahead speed, warp 6″.  Come on, you know that would [...]

Are You My Mom?

In Sydney Australia, a lost humpback whale calf has bonded with a 36 foot yacht. It seems to think it is it’s mother, ahh. The 1 to 2 month old calf has begun to suckle with the boat. Rescuers say the calf’s condition has deteriorated and it needed to find a pod or it’s mother [...]

1. WWE champ, Triple H def. The Great Khali.  2. World Heavyweight champ CM Punk def. JBL.  3. Matt Hardy def. ECW champ Mark Henry(DQ).  4. Batista def. John Cena  5. MVP def. Jeff Hardy.  6. Santino Marella/Beth Phoenix def. Kofi Kingston/Mickie James, to become new Intercontinental/Woman’s champ.

A federal appeals court has ruled that even software developers who give away the programming code for their works can sue for copyright infringement if someone misappropriates that material.

“Traditionally, copyright owners sold their copyrighted material in exchange for money,” the court said. “The lack of money changing hands in open source licensing should not be [...]

What’s in a name

In what county are you now allowed to name your newborn “Budweiser” or “Metallica.” The answer, SWEDEN. For decades, Swedish tax authorities had banned parents from naming their children after fast food chains, rock bands or their favorite brand of beer. But now, the tax authorities says the guidelines have [...]

Who can you trust?

Want to do a criminal background check on a babysitter, employee, etc.? Well then you need to check out this site. Do it, I dare you!

http://criminalsearches.com

Ciao!

Well it sure did me! And i’m not the only one!!

A Minnesota woman, Lindsay Hauer, gave birth to Hailey Jo Hauer, on the eighth day of the eighth month of 2008. At 8:08 a.m. And you’re not going to believe what she weighed. Yes: eight pounds, eight ounces!

And what happened to me?  Well at 8am [...]

Viagra’s not just for men anymore! A new study in the Journal of the American Medical Association, has found that woman on antidepressants may benefit from taking the little blue pills.

“For women on antidepressants with orgasm problems, this may provide some wonderful relief,” said psychologist Stanley Althof, director of the Center for Marital and Sexual [...]

You are looking at the hauntingly soft picture of  Every Playboy Centerfold, From The 1970s.

Artist Jason Salavon has created some beautiful photographs, using unconventional methods and subject matter.  (Please be warned when visiting his site, it’s definitely rated R).

There are 4 photographs in this series and they are the result of mean averaging [...]

When you gotta go…..

You gotta go!  Well, that’s exactly what happened to a dump truck driver in Washington.  Apparently, the wheels of the truck slipped down the embankment when he tried to pull off the side of the ride to go to the bathroom and oops there went the contents.   Forty-nine  tons of river sediment to [...]

1000 TIMES. That is one of the assignments that two pre-teen girls got after they broke into the founder of Chick-fil-A, S. Truett Cathy’s home in Florida. The girls broke into Cathy’s home two weeks ago and sprayed fire extinguishers, threw eggs (at lot of that going around) and left the water running [...]

Christina Applegate has always been one of my favorite comedic actresses from the early nineties, she just appealed to me a very smart woman who was about her business and not being a current “bad girl.”  Also, I had to pop this picture of Anchorman, the Legend of Ron Burgundy, because of I loooved that [...]

Passengers aboard a Canadian Greyhound bus watched in horror as a passenger stabbed the man sitting next to him and then beheaded him.  The victim was sleeping with his headphones on when the man seated next to him suddenly began stabbing him.  None of the passengers heard any exchanges between them prior to the violence.  [...]

Looks like Palm is happily counting their money (okay, not as much as others, but still) and letting the world know they’ve sold 2 million Centro’s since launching the device in October of 2007. From the Official Palm Blog: [...]

Ok, this is not going to be a long post, here is the gist.  China still has six of the most polluted cities in the world, they still have a terrible pollution no matter what they say.  They have no true regulation for their mining industry, they have been purposefully producing inferior products and exporting [...]

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  • NEW

  • iPHONE

    • What Was Once Smartphone & Pocket PC Magazine, Is Now "iPhone Life"

       
      Available by subscription and on newsstands nationwide:
      I know this has to hurt for all the PC, Windows loving readers out there, but in case you’re not aware of it, Smartphone, Pocket PC Magazine and Thaddeus Computing have all stopped the press’s to give way to what people really want to read about, the iPhone.
      iPhone Life magazine [...]

    • iPhone Tethering Coming Via Steve Jobs Himself?

      Check this out, A letter from a iPhone owner to Steve Jobs, and a response (if this is indeed real) as reported at Gizmodo.

      AT&T offers data plans for BlackBerry that include tethering for an additional $30 per month (a total of $60 per month for the BlackBerry+tethering plan). 

      It seems ludicrous that the same thing is [...]

    • Football Goes Oldskool On iPhone, LED Football

       
      You have to be a certain age to remember back when handheld video games consisted of a few blinking lights and a ton of buttons.  Back when actually having one meant your parents let the idea of you going to college sit on the back burner so they could buy one for you.  
      Games like [...]

    • QuickBooks Now Available For Blackberry And iPhone

      Available now on IntuitLabs.com early concept site, QuickBooks is now ready and compatible for Blackberry phones and the iPhone.  
      Users will now be able to check their bank accounts, credit cards, keep spread sheets and all of those other features used on the desktop app, right from their devices.  The lab is looking for feedback on [...]

    • iPhone: Upload Photos to Flickr Or Facebook, AirMe

       
      This sweet little app for the iPhone and soon Nokia and Sony Ericsson, will let you take a photo and directly post it to your Facebook or Flickr account.  Best thing about it’ It’s free.

      “AirMe is about sharing the moment, in the moment” said Apoorva Ruparel, a founder member and VP Strategy & Marketing at AirMe. [...]

  • BLACKBERRY

    • More News On The Verizon Blackberry Storm

       
      Delay, delay, T.A.  The Blackberry Storm, A.K.A Thunder, has gone into technical acceptance at Verizon according to BGR.  This of course means 3-4 weeks of Verizon tinkering (taking everything cool off) playing around with it, looking for bugs and doing the math to figure out just how much to rake you over the coals just to [...]

    • If You Graduate Up To A Blackberry, You Could Win $50,000

       
      Marketing is getting aggressive folks, and win that happens you win, if you’re lucky.  RIM the once silent leader of the business pack is now getting loud and proud on the consumer front with campaigns targeted at potential Pearl, Kickstart and Curve users.

    • Want Some Free Blackberry RingTones? Get Some Free Blackberry RingTOnes

      RIM has posted 12, count them, 12 free Ringtones for you to post your BB Browser to and download to your phone.  As usual, check them out by selecting them, if you like go ahead and download, they’re free!
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    • Review: PictureDial 1.0 Contact Photo Dialer For Blackberry

      Toysoft has been one of my favorite developers for Palm because not only does the company pay a great deal of attention to details so not only do the apps run well on your Palm, but they also look geat.

    • GMail For Blackberry Has Been Updated!

       
      Since I ran my updater and updated GMail to 2.0.5, I’ve been much happier with it on my Blackberry.  The new version is far more snappier, and IMAP push only takes a few minutes, it used to take forever.  The new version also includes your complete contacts list and there is now support for mobile [...]

  • PALM

    • New Colors Coming To The Sprint Centro?

      At&t has it’s cool Blue Centro and Green Keys Centro, but what about those Centro wanna bees on the Sprint CDMA network, where’s all of their fancy Centro colors?  Well word on the streets or more aptly on the SprintUsers forum thread, is that there will be two new colors coming very soon.
      I haven’t been able [...]

    • Butler Has Been Updated To v5.0

       
      Rob from HobbyistSoftware has updated his excellent Butler for the PalmOS to v5.0.  Butler is what the name says, it handles all of your Palm’s Household needs, and does it very efficiently, and politely I might add.

    • Initiate Pro - 3.63 final, Launcher For Palm

      Initiate Pro has been updated to 3.63 and is now final.  Initiate Pro is a great Palm launcher from longtime third party app developer Rob from Hobbyist Software.

    • Reminder: TouchLauncher For Palm, v1.2.1

      Just a reminder to all those looking into Launchers for their PalmOs devices.  TouchLauncher v1.2.1 is an excellent choice and will give your Centro or Treo a spark of life.  Sorta what the iPhone has done for the industry on whole.  Read my full lowdown on TouchLauncher here.

    • PictureSMS Updated For Palm Devices

      PictureSMS, the great Palm app that allows users to associate SMS text messages with photos has been updated to version 1.15B.  If you like have photos to go along with your mobile communications, then this will be a very fun and useful app for you.

  • WIN-MOB

    • Official: Windows Mobile 6.1 update for Blackjack II

       
      Last week we told tale of the Windows Mobile 6.1 update for Blackjack II.  turns out Samsung wasn’t as ready as everyone thought, including Samung.  After snatching the update from the support site leaving millions to wander aimlessly in the 6.0 dessert, Samsung has finally re-posted the update, and it is now available for Windows Mobile [...]

    • Samsung BlackJack II! Your Windows Mobile 6.1 Is Ready! Or Not

       
      The roll out of Windows Mobile 6.1 for devices old enough to leave home and go to college has been a constant in the past week.  From the Tilt to the XV6800, WM 6.1 has been busy.
      Not to be left out in the cold dark 6.0 world, BlackJack has it’s availability of the upgraded mobile OS.  Only [...]

    • Documents To Go Is Now Ready For Windows Mobile Pocket PC Devices

      It seems a bit weird that there is a third party software company making software to allow the opening and editing of Microsoft’s Office suite, but there is and no one does it better than DataViz.

    • Windows Mobile 6.1 Now Available For AT&T's HTC Tilt...Finally

       
      That didn’t take long… I’m mean really, how long has Windows Mobile 6.1 been available, and how long have you had your top of the line HTC AT&T Tilt?  
      Well nevermind, if you want, you can punish them by saving your money, downloading the update and not buying the round the corner HTC Touch Pro, [...]

    • SplashPhoto 5.0 - Updated For Windows Mobile

      Splashphoto for PC has been updated and improved for Windows Mobile Smartphones.  Improvements include:

 
  • Tech

  • Entertainment

    • New Warm, Fuzzy (and Funny) Microsoft commercial airs

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      Since I wasn’t glued to the tele tonight I had to see this as it splattered across the interwebs: the first commercial starring former Microsoft CEO Bill Gates and Jerry Seinfeld.

    • New Warm, Fuzzy (and Funny) Microsoft commercial airs

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      Since I wasn’t glued to the tele tonight I had to see this as it splattered across the interwebs: the first commercial starring former Microsoft CEO Bill Gates and Jerry Seinfeld.

    • New Warm, Fuzzy (and Funny) Microsoft commercial airs

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      Since I wasn’t glued to the tele tonight I had to see this as it splattered across the interwebs: the first commercial starring former Microsoft CEO Bill Gates and Jerry Seinfeld.

    • New Warm, Fuzzy (and Funny) Microsoft commercial airs

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      Since I wasn’t glued to the tele tonight I had to see this as it splattered across the interwebs: the first commercial starring former Microsoft CEO Bill Gates and Jerry Seinfeld.

    • "Peanuts" Animator Bill Melendez Dies

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      For some its chocolate, for others its harder stuff or working out.  For me it’s Charlie Brown Christmas.  Whenever I’m feeling a little down, bamm, in pops my DVD and up goes the feeling.  Peanuts have been a part of my life and the lives of millions for decades.  After losing the creator “Charles [...]

  • LifeStyle

    • We Love To Shop

      So where do you shop?

      Stores like Target or Wal-Mart…..84%

      The Mall…..62%

      Online…..45%

      Secondhand Stores …..36%

      So where do you fit in? Let’s go shppping!

      Ciao!

    • Pucker Up Fido

      In a recent Harris Interactive Survey, forty-five percent of women and twenty-seven percent of men say they kiss their pets. Tic-Tac anyone.

      Ciao!

    • The Skinny On Your Jeans

      It will soon be all day jean wearing weather, well here in AZ anyway. To keep those jeans looking great, here are a few tips on how to care for them. Your old, wear-around-the-house jeans can be washed in warm or cold water, then tumble dry on low. But for your favorite [...]

    • We should be worried........

      This is something we should all be worried about as we grow older.  Making smart lifestyle choices now may lower your odds of mental decline later in life. You may not be worried about Alzheimer’s disease yet, but lifestyle changes you make now could determine whether you fall victim to the condition. Heavy [...]

    • Paying Too Much For Food? Rat Meat Has Quadrupled In Cambodia

      Inflation and demand has pushed a kilogram of rat meat up to around 5,000 riel (69 pence) from 1,200 riel last year in Cambodia.  Inflation over 37% has put other meat far out of reach for poor people, which is pushing the price of a prime Rat cut.  (I’m not making this up folks)
      The price of [...]

  • Daily News

    • Jessie Jackson Has Been Hospitalized

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      Jessie Jackson has been admitted into a Chicago Hospital after suffering Stomach pains.  

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    • This Is Why The "Main Stream Media" SUCKS! The Daily Show Breaks It Down

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      Like Clock work the GOP is once again blaming the media “Left” and demonizing “Hollywood Celebrities”  The same bullcrap we hear every single political season.  And once again the pansy kiss butt media sticks it’s head up it’s butt and eats the GOP…crap.  THANK GOD for the Daily Show.  The only real news on [...]

    • New Warm, Fuzzy (and Funny) Microsoft commercial airs

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      Since I wasn’t glued to the tele tonight I had to see this as it splattered across the interwebs: the first commercial starring former Microsoft CEO Bill Gates and Jerry Seinfeld.

    • "Peanuts" Animator Bill Melendez Dies

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      For some its chocolate, for others its harder stuff or working out.  For me it’s Charlie Brown Christmas.  Whenever I’m feeling a little down, bamm, in pops my DVD and up goes the feeling.  Peanuts have been a part of my life and the lives of millions for decades.  After losing the creator “Charles [...]

    • Yes He Cheated, But it's In His DNA

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      Now men finally have a doctors excuse for their cheating ways.  Researchers are saying that the cheating heart is in the Jeans Genes.  Sweet!! Now we’ll get hit with ten minute commercials for a pill to help curtail the cheating spirit.  Side effects will include divorce.

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  • Misc

    • We Love To Shop

      So where do you shop?

      Stores like Target or Wal-Mart…..84%

      The Mall…..62%

      Online…..45%

      Secondhand Stores …..36%

      So where do you fit in? Let’s go shppping!

      Ciao!

    • We Love To Shop

      So where do you shop?

      Stores like Target or Wal-Mart…..84%

      The Mall…..62%

      Online…..45%

      Secondhand Stores …..36%

      So where do you fit in? Let’s go shppping!

      Ciao!

    • Pucker Up Fido

      In a recent Harris Interactive Survey, forty-five percent of women and twenty-seven percent of men say they kiss their pets. Tic-Tac anyone.

      Ciao!

    • Jessie Jackson Has Been Hospitalized

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      Jessie Jackson has been admitted into a Chicago Hosp