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Oh man, the look on his face after he finally realizes what he just said is classic!  The panel is so shocked that everyone begins stumbling and laughing while Joe, the consummate butt-head that he is tries his best to remain cool and continue on until it [...]

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The kid was a runaway from a bootcamp where he was doing time. Authorities are amazed that he did not die from the compacting. I guess this blows the whole movie usage as a way to kill the bad guys.
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Okay, obviously this was a stuttering slip up, but that doesn’t make it any less hilarious!
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I get it, I think we all get it.  A guy as well known and loved as Ringo Starr is probably close to being buried every single day with fan adoration by some means.  But do you go out and record a [...]

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Stray pop fly or angry practice shot? You decide.  No one was harmed in the filming of this Ouch moment.
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A Message From DirecTV: Sorry

Anyone with a HD DVR/DVR from DirecTV saw there box go on the haywire the other day after a software update.  And you’re like me, you were really worried about missing Monday Night Football.  
My most boxes turned out fine by the time the Vikings and Saints [...]

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Watch this horrific tale from Dubai.
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Post it , post it!!  Early this morning an iReporter for CNN’s “iReporter” posted a story that Steve Jobs, the man that made Apple Inc, and the iPhone, had a heart attack and was rushed to the hospital in critical condition.  The report remained on [...]

If there’s anyone I really can’t stand it’s this guy.  Bill Gates would have gone a long way to help his company out by putting a muzzle on him and not allowing any photos.  Now Uncle Fester is out there trashing Google’s G1, saying it [...]

Like others before them, Wal-Mart has seen the errors in its ways and is now killing it’s DRM server as of October 9th, 2008.  All of that music you downloaded from Wal-Marts music store (why were you buying music from Wal-Mart’s music store) is now [...]

Pom-Pom Mom

Does this women look 15-years old?  Well some people at a Green Bay, Wisconsin high school believed she was.  This 33-year old woman was charged with stealing her 15-year old daughters identity to attend high school and join the cheerleading squad.  Wendy Brown is being [...]

 
What we have here is  a situation in which a Microsoft Product Manager got a bit too chummy with someone from Maximum PC and said a bit more than he should have about why Vista is such a huge mess. Stuff like:

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No snide remarks, lies, or “misrepresentations” are being told here.  With any election, people are going to be very passionate about their choices, and that is what makes America great, the freedom of choice, and the freedom to lie.  It is only [...]

Can sausage be considered a dangerous weapon? Well, that was the case in Fresno, California, when a man broke into a home of two California farm workers. He stole their money, rubbed one with spices and whacked the other with an 8″ sausage before [...]

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We’ve done quite a few stories about Metallica this year, none of them glowing.  The band has been on a collision course with obscurity for a few years now, not because they have been putting out crappy cheese ball ballads (see Aerosmith) [...]

Pucker Up Fido

In a recent Harris Interactive Survey, forty-five percent of women and twenty-seven percent of men say they kiss their pets. Tic-Tac anyone.
Ciao!

Bloomberg: Steve Jobs, RIP 1955-2008

 
You may have already heard about Bloomberg’s slip up yesterday when the publication inadvertently published a obituary for Apple Inc., Steve Jobs, much to the surprise of the world, Stevie Poo is still alive.  Why is the world surprised?  Because if you read it on the internet, [...]

 
City Manager David Garcia, of Chula Vista, California, was busted big time for doing something he shouldn’t be doing while on the job.  And really, when you think about it, he really shouldn’t be doing at all.  Garcia was surfing Pamela Anderson pics.  Is This [...]

It’s all in the delivery..

Alone and in labor, a California woman found the first place she could give birth, her front lawn. The 36-year old was driving home from a day of shopping when her baby decided to arrive six weeks early. So with her 2-year [...]

Are You My Mom?

In Sydney Australia, a lost humpback whale calf has bonded with a 36 foot yacht. It seems to think it is it’s mother, ahh. The 1 to 2 month old calf has begun to suckle with the boat. Rescuers say the calf’s condition has deteriorated [...]

…..gonna get married. Yes they did, but the honeymoon didn’t take place. Here’s how it went down. A New York man married his ex-wife, again. After the ceremony, there was a party. That’s when the groom decided to pick [...]

 
You have to like the guys planning even though it didn’t work. A guy claiming to be a detective with a badge and business cards, attempted to get a Sex Shoppe to give him videos to watch.  The man said he was doing checks to [...]

It’s an ATM machine on the freeway!

Money, money, money, money, money, moneyyyyy! What would you do if you were driving on a California freeway and all of a sudden there was a shower of money raining down. Would you stop to pick it up? Well, that’s what happened [...]

Crews in Houston picked up adult diapers all morning long, that had spilled off an overturned 18-wheeler. The big rig created some traffic headaches for many morning commuters, while officials picked up the mess. It’s not clear what casued the truck to tip [...]

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  • Tech

  • Entertainment

    • Sick Disgusting Video, Turkeys Being Stomped, Kicked And Beaten

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      I couldn’t even watch this all the way through, I had to stop it over and over again. We all love a good Thanksgiving Turkey, but this video has the potential to change that tradition, this time around at least.
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    • "The BOONDOCKS" Now Available On iTunes

       
      Fans of the Cartoon Network toon The BOONDOCKS should be happy to learn that sometimes hysterical and always racy show is now available to own via iTunes.
      The collections includes “never before seen episodes” and behind the scenes clips.  Sweet!
      Pick them up now!

    • The Man Bra, WHAAAAAAT???

       
      I’m not sure about this, but I don’t think even this would register as Gay, I don’t think any self respecting Gay man would be caught dead wearing a Man Bra.  Why does this exist?  What is its purpose?  Don’t Tranny’s just wear regular ol [...]

    • [Video] Toddlers Made To Fight To The Delight Of Fathers Video Camera

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      Seriously, why are some people so F*%k Up? This father, and a whole lot more like him who have been posting on YouTube, egged on and videotaped two toddlers fighting. But it’s really one toddler hitting the other toddler who [...]

    • IRINA SHEIK: My Tuesday "MORNIN WOOD" Salute!

       

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      Low and behold, MORNIN WOOD is back on the page after a 3 month lay-over, and we kick it off with a good one! This perfect little vixen is IRINA SHEIK. She’s Russian, she’s 22 (I’m biting my knuckles) and of course she’s [...]

  • LifeStyle

    • Don't worry be happy!

      Are you anxious about the upcoming holidays. If you are stressed out then try this remedy. Bend your right arm and find the point at the outer end of the arm’s crease, near the elbow. Press for 30 seconds, then release. Repeat on [...]

    • Don't worry be happy!

      Are you anxious about the upcoming holidays. If you are stressed out then try this remedy. Bend your right arm and find the point at the outer end of the arm’s crease, near the elbow. Press for 30 seconds, then release. Repeat on [...]

    • Liar, liar pants on fire

      A Canadian study found that children whose parents had told little white lies in their presence were more likely to express polite “delight” over a disappointing gift than kids whose parents had stuck by a 100 percent-honesty policy.   Researchers believe children absorb the etiquette lessons [...]

    • The Man Bra, WHAAAAAAT???

       
      I’m not sure about this, but I don’t think even this would register as Gay, I don’t think any self respecting Gay man would be caught dead wearing a Man Bra.  Why does this exist?  What is its purpose?  Don’t Tranny’s just wear regular ol [...]

    • TOUR De MESA 2008: VILLIAN VERSION PUB RIDE!

       

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      To end the year, The TOUR De MESA Group of Mesa, AZ put on their last CHARITY PUB RIDE, with an overwhelming response of contributors and donations! Indeed our most successful ride yet with 14 sponsors and over $1,700.00 raised, in which the money raised get [...]

  • Daily News

    • Verizon Staff Read Pres -Elect Barack Obama's Personal Email

       
      Staff from Verizon were caught red handed putting their eyes where they don’t belong.  The staff that Verizon says have now fired, read the personal account of the Pres-Elect.  Apparently the account was old and not in use, but they found it and prying eyes [...]

    • [Video] Sarah Palin And Her Turkey Killing Buddies!

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      Sarah Palin is truly the gift that keeps on giving! Instead of going into that good night, in the part of Alaska where it’s night half the year, the failed VP running mate continues to stick her face in front of [...]

    • Sick Disgusting Video, Turkeys Being Stomped, Kicked And Beaten

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      I couldn’t even watch this all the way through, I had to stop it over and over again. We all love a good Thanksgiving Turkey, but this video has the potential to change that tradition, this time around at least.
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    • [Video] The Ad That Twitter Successfully Destroyed

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      I’m not a mom walking around with a modern day papoose filled with a sleeping baby, so I am sure that there is a sensitivity here that I don’t get and won’t get. But just as a guy watching an online [...]

    • I Just Won £500,000 From Yahoo/Msn!!! SCAM!!!!

      Here’s a rather interesting one, I say that because the scammer is using a Hotmail address, and Yahoo.  The header included lower cased “sn” on the MSN portion of Yahoo/Msn.  The there is the fact that I am not a subscriber of anything Microsoft or [...]

  • Misc

    • The New Dodge EV Kicks Serious Butt, Even In Yellow

       
      About a month ago, while on my way to a destination in LA, I saw a black car sitting next to me while stopped at a stop light.  I was transfixed, I couldn’t tell what it was because it had no markings, but it was [...]

    • An Arizona Thanksgiving

      THIS THANKSGIVING, YOU’LL BE FULL, BUT YOUR WALLET WON’T
      Cooking up your turkey-day feast could gobble up more of your grocery bill than last year. The Arizona Farm Bureau’s annual survey shows that a turkey dinner for 10 with all the trimmings will cost [...]

    • [Video] Sarah Palin And Her Turkey Killing Buddies!

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      Sarah Palin is truly the gift that keeps on giving! Instead of going into that good night, in the part of Alaska where it’s night half the year, the failed VP running mate continues to stick her face in front of [...]

    • Sick Disgusting Video, Turkeys Being Stomped, Kicked And Beaten

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      I couldn’t even watch this all the way through, I had to stop it over and over again. We all love a good Thanksgiving Turkey, but this video has the potential to change that tradition, this time around at least.
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    • [Video] The Ad That Twitter Successfully Destroyed

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      I’m not a mom walking around with a modern day papoose filled with a sleeping baby, so I am sure that there is a sensitivity here that I don’t get and won’t get. But just as a guy watching an online [...]