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In case you don’t know about this, a Texas church of 20k strong is about to embark on a week of sex because “God wants us to have sex” “He thought it up.”
The Pastor of said church wants his married flock to [...]

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A Priest in South Carolina has told his congregation if they voted for Obama then they wont get communion, they are sinners and they need to ask for forgiveness. This says the Priest is because of President-elect Obama’s stance on abortion. [...]

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A few days ago I posted a story about Ram Bahadur Bamjan, the 18-year old who thousands of followers believe is the reincarnation of Budda. I think it’s a pretty fascinating story and I’ve found video of the young spiritual leader [...]

Enlightened One incarnate, 18-year old Ram Bahadur Bamjan returned from the jungles of southern Nepal.  Many believe the young man to be the reincarnation of Siddhartha Gautama, also known as Budda.  Although there is dispute among Buddhist priests if he is indeed the true reincarnation, thousands are not waiting [...]

The Porn Surfing Priest

Computer viruses can be nasty little buggers, particularly when they infect and slow down the network in your church.  That’s exactly what happened in a Swedish church after one of its clergy finished up on his nightly porn run.
It’s also how the church found out [...]

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I talked about this one last month, Guitar Praise, a sort of “Festivus for the rest of us”  for the more Bibically inclined.  If you’ve been looking up from scripture and eyeballing that Guitar Hero commercial and feeling a bit sinful, rest easy because the [...]

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A family wins the lotto, gives a hefty charitable donation to a church that helps the needy, but is also in need because it can’t afford to keep it’s doors open.  But because it’s gambling money, the pastor wont accept it. 
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A College campus Priest has been arrested after police found cocaine and other drug related items in his home and campus rectory.  
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Over 220 Muslim workers in the Swift plant in Colorado stage a walk out because they felt as though the company did not give them enough time to pray.  120 of them returned to work after all of them had been suspended. [...]

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The Pope is all in a tizzy about something else he and the Catholic Church doesn’t like.  This crucified frog which holds a berr mug in one hand and an egg in the other, hangs in the Italian Museion museum in Bolzano.  The [...]

 
That gravy Train keeps on rolling, even when the Lord is involved.  Guitar Hero isn’t just for your long hair, spiked hair or after school geek any longer.  The game that let’s users act like rock Gods is now for would be rock Gods to rock [...]

 
Fairly soon the Dead Sea Scrolls will be available to everyone online.  Israeli scientist are painstakingly photographing the scrolls digitally.
The project is said will take about two years to complete.  Powerful cameras emitting no ultraviolet beams or heat have been used to decipher the oldest [...]

Jeff Harlow, the senior pastor at Crossroads Community Church Ind., broke his wrist when he lost control of a dirt bike after driving off a 5-foot platform and into the vacant first row seats at last Sundays service.  Why would a sane man do something [...]

 
World Youth Day pilgrims got themselves a little bit of religious technology.  Those who signed up got a text message from the Pope.  Text messages like “Young friend, God and his people expect much from u because u have within you the Fathers supreme gift: [...]

Well, the steeple has come down on Chad Hardy, the 31 year old entertainment entrepreneur who has been excommunicated from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons). They claim that his calendar is inappropriate and not the image that the church wants to [...]

Gett’em while they’re hot. Your children too can look like an FLDS child. Why??? The mother’s are selling children’s clothing in order to pay rent and support their families stemming from the arrests in April on their Texas compound. I am sure you [...]

Let’s be real about this, folks don’t like it when Mormons or Jehovah Witness’s show up at their doors peddling their books and beliefs. What in the hell made these folks think putting a Quran on the doorstep of over 30,000 Texans would fly? [...]

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The RUSSIAN ORTHODOX CHURCH is strongly opposed to same-sex marriage and on June 24-29, the Bishops’ Council will meet to express it’s protest against gay marriage.
During a press conference in Moscow, Archbishop Pheophan says: “They often ignore the most important aspects – the right of a [...]

Apparently the Presidential candidate read my open letter to him concerning his church membership.  Okay, he didn’t read it, but he did do exactly what I wanted him to do, so I’m going to go ahead and claim credit.  Today Barack Obama said goodbye and [...]

 
First let’s state fact, because this is about Obama and someone in “his” church, it will get far more media coverage the McCain’s Hagee scandal. Or anything surrounding the other two Pastors McCain enlisted to make him look in touch with church going folk.  Okay, now [...]

 
Iraqi civilians are beginning to tell tales that could end up being tantamount to Christian crusades.  This coin, which an Iraqi claims was given to him by an American soldier is inscribed ”Where will you spend eternity?”
“They are trying to convert us to Christianity,” said Anad, a Sunni [...]


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    • Sick Disgusting Video, Turkeys Being Stomped, Kicked And Beaten

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      I couldn’t even watch this all the way through, I had to stop it over and over again. We all love a good Thanksgiving Turkey, but this video has the potential to change that tradition, this time around at least.
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    • "The BOONDOCKS" Now Available On iTunes

       
      Fans of the Cartoon Network toon The BOONDOCKS should be happy to learn that sometimes hysterical and always racy show is now available to own via iTunes.
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      Pick them up now!

    • The Man Bra, WHAAAAAAT???

       
      I’m not sure about this, but I don’t think even this would register as Gay, I don’t think any self respecting Gay man would be caught dead wearing a Man Bra.  Why does this exist?  What is its purpose?  Don’t Tranny’s just wear regular ol [...]

    • [Video] Toddlers Made To Fight To The Delight Of Fathers Video Camera

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      Seriously, why are some people so F*%k Up? This father, and a whole lot more like him who have been posting on YouTube, egged on and videotaped two toddlers fighting. But it’s really one toddler hitting the other toddler who [...]

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  • LifeStyle

    • Don't worry be happy!

      Are you anxious about the upcoming holidays. If you are stressed out then try this remedy. Bend your right arm and find the point at the outer end of the arm’s crease, near the elbow. Press for 30 seconds, then release. Repeat on [...]

    • Don't worry be happy!

      Are you anxious about the upcoming holidays. If you are stressed out then try this remedy. Bend your right arm and find the point at the outer end of the arm’s crease, near the elbow. Press for 30 seconds, then release. Repeat on [...]

    • Liar, liar pants on fire

      A Canadian study found that children whose parents had told little white lies in their presence were more likely to express polite “delight” over a disappointing gift than kids whose parents had stuck by a 100 percent-honesty policy.   Researchers believe children absorb the etiquette lessons [...]

    • The Man Bra, WHAAAAAAT???

       
      I’m not sure about this, but I don’t think even this would register as Gay, I don’t think any self respecting Gay man would be caught dead wearing a Man Bra.  Why does this exist?  What is its purpose?  Don’t Tranny’s just wear regular ol [...]

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      To end the year, The TOUR De MESA Group of Mesa, AZ put on their last CHARITY PUB RIDE, with an overwhelming response of contributors and donations! Indeed our most successful ride yet with 14 sponsors and over $1,700.00 raised, in which the money raised get [...]

  • Daily News

    • Verizon Staff Read Pres -Elect Barack Obama's Personal Email

       
      Staff from Verizon were caught red handed putting their eyes where they don’t belong.  The staff that Verizon says have now fired, read the personal account of the Pres-Elect.  Apparently the account was old and not in use, but they found it and prying eyes [...]

    • [Video] Sarah Palin And Her Turkey Killing Buddies!

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      Sarah Palin is truly the gift that keeps on giving! Instead of going into that good night, in the part of Alaska where it’s night half the year, the failed VP running mate continues to stick her face in front of [...]

    • Sick Disgusting Video, Turkeys Being Stomped, Kicked And Beaten

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      I couldn’t even watch this all the way through, I had to stop it over and over again. We all love a good Thanksgiving Turkey, but this video has the potential to change that tradition, this time around at least.
      Click the [...]

    • [Video] The Ad That Twitter Successfully Destroyed

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      I’m not a mom walking around with a modern day papoose filled with a sleeping baby, so I am sure that there is a sensitivity here that I don’t get and won’t get. But just as a guy watching an online [...]

    • I Just Won £500,000 From Yahoo/Msn!!! SCAM!!!!

      Here’s a rather interesting one, I say that because the scammer is using a Hotmail address, and Yahoo.  The header included lower cased “sn” on the MSN portion of Yahoo/Msn.  The there is the fact that I am not a subscriber of anything Microsoft or [...]

  • Misc

    • The New Dodge EV Kicks Serious Butt, Even In Yellow

       
      About a month ago, while on my way to a destination in LA, I saw a black car sitting next to me while stopped at a stop light.  I was transfixed, I couldn’t tell what it was because it had no markings, but it was [...]

    • An Arizona Thanksgiving

      THIS THANKSGIVING, YOU’LL BE FULL, BUT YOUR WALLET WON’T
      Cooking up your turkey-day feast could gobble up more of your grocery bill than last year. The Arizona Farm Bureau’s annual survey shows that a turkey dinner for 10 with all the trimmings will cost [...]

    • [Video] Sarah Palin And Her Turkey Killing Buddies!

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      Sarah Palin is truly the gift that keeps on giving! Instead of going into that good night, in the part of Alaska where it’s night half the year, the failed VP running mate continues to stick her face in front of [...]

    • Sick Disgusting Video, Turkeys Being Stomped, Kicked And Beaten

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      I couldn’t even watch this all the way through, I had to stop it over and over again. We all love a good Thanksgiving Turkey, but this video has the potential to change that tradition, this time around at least.
      Click the [...]

    • [Video] The Ad That Twitter Successfully Destroyed

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      I’m not a mom walking around with a modern day papoose filled with a sleeping baby, so I am sure that there is a sensitivity here that I don’t get and won’t get. But just as a guy watching an online [...]