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Good news Windows users!  As Microsoft begins to quietly realize that Apple, Google, Linux, Mozilla and others are seriously eating in to their bottom line and gaining strong support from those using the alternatives, the Redmond company has been taking a look around its facilities [...]

 
If you’re out in the wilderness looking for a cheap gift in the music player department, Microsoft has some good news for you.  Times are tough and that family member that really wants a new iPod for Christmas will just have to understand that the [...]

 
Three free games come with this firmware update to the Microsoft Zune.  Checkers, Sudoku and Space Battle, now aren’t upset with yourself for not buying one?  Oh wait, you’re reading this so of course you have one.  Well then you show fire it up and [...]

 
Personaly, no matter what my opinion is Internet Explorer is an inferior browser, in particular when you go side by side with Firefox.  But if you’re a fan and you’ve been looking forward to the new version, IE8, here’s a preview of what you’re in [...]

Word on the street is that Word is coming to the iPhone via Microsoft.  As you read this DataViz is working on their DocsToGo which will bring the full suite of Microsoft Office to the iPhone, but now there is word that 2009 will bring [...]

 
There is no official word on where this snap shot came from, but as you can see, what we are looking at here are “Microsoft sanctioned Slave carriages of work death.”  Apparently one cannot get to work fast enough and offices cubicles are not enough of a [...]

Steve Ballmer has pretty much shut the door on any Yahoo buy out deal.  After Yahoo worked hard to shut down a Microsoft acquisition, then hard to kibosh a partnership Microsoft grew tired of talking to the hand.  Along comes Google and a planned ad [...]

Microsoft’s cookbook “Windows Application Quality Cookbook” which details (limitedly) the ins-and-outs of it’s new and highly anticipated Windows 7 OS.  There maybe a bit of a shock to the system however, as perusal reveals, there while be some compatibility issues between apps in the new OS and older [...]

While one company looks calm and cruising along with new and innovative ventures into the 21st century, the other is increasingly becoming vicious, angry and desperate.  Sort of like a Presidential campaign that’s going on right now.  
Microsoft has come up with the brilliant or [...]

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In case you didn’t know, Microsoft has a new OS coming, Windows 7. Sure I’m being sarcastic because it’s hard to believe that there is a single person on the planet that doesn’t, and this is exactly the kind of advertising [...]

This should interest fans of Windows.  Today at PDC details galore emerged from the dark deep caverns of the much anticipated Windows 7, the successor to the much despised Vista.

According to Sony, yes.  Sony claims that there PS3 firmware update will give users the ability to surf the net much faster than IE7, and I don’t doubt it since IMHO IE& is the worst browser out there. 
The update which is 2.5 is said to [...]

The brand new computing framework hinted at by Steve Ballmer last month was announced at the Professional Developers Conference 2008, breathing real life into the Cloud computing framework that will eventually sit alongside Windows 7.
Azure framework will give developers easier accessibility to technologies like Visual Studio [...]

Windows Vista Service Pack 2 is not for you, at least not right now anyway.  Microsoft will be releasing the SP2 to Technology Adoption Program members next week.  But the company has released info on what the SP will provide Vista users, which is ”emerging standards.”
Full or better [...]

This pumpkin would scare the hell out of any Windows Halloween reveler!  Sweet!
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This is the fake email being sent out as of Tuesday which has caught a few PC users by surprise.  The email contains a executable file with a “Trojan.Backdoor.Haxdoor”. 
Microsoft:

“We received some questions from customers about an e-mail that’s circulating that claims to be a security [...]

That cool computer that MSNBC on air personalities get to use to show us Political maps and hurricanes could actually end up in the living room of anyone with enough room on their credit card.  Which leaves me out.  
Microsoft has been conducting market research [...]

It’s Windows 7.
Yeah, turns out the code name will be the official name for the Vista successor.  You’ll be seeing a lot more from the OS after pre-beta’s are handed out at PDC.
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Last year RIM stock was at $148 a share at this point in the year.  This time it’s at $60 a share.  The financial world is sticking it’s head in the toilet, reaching up and pulling the lever, the best time possible for a company [...]

If you’ve got a spare few hundred you’d like to throw at a new game console, you may want to consider one of the three new new Microsoft entries for the XBox 360.
The Pro Elite models - Lego Indiana Jones and Kung-Fu Panda.
The Arcade - Sega Superstar Tennis
All three [...]

 
The rumored “Cloud operating system” teased by Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer last week was thought then to not be it’s final name.  And that looks to be correct as this screenshot of the PDC conference is now pointing to the attributes of Cloud as “Windows Strata”, which [...]

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I get it, it’s a commercial to get folks hyped on the PDC “Microsoft’s Professional Developer Conference” where Windows 7 will take center stage.  Spoof, Ha….Except, I was alone will this video was playing…. I kept looking around the room to make [...]

 
If you’re one of those who have been avoiding the whole Vista thing but want another PC, you have options.  And a few months ago Microsoft realized that there were enough of you out there that didn’t want their new OS, so if they were [...]

If there’s anyone I really can’t stand it’s this guy.  Bill Gates would have gone a long way to help his company out by putting a muzzle on him and not allowing any photos.  Now Uncle Fester is out there trashing Google’s G1, saying it [...]

Regular readers already know how much I love this particular Software for Mac.  Now that it has become available for Windows users, I want to make sure that my PC friends give it a try and find out why this is the best Alarm Clock [...]

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    • "The BOONDOCKS" Now Available On iTunes

       
      Fans of the Cartoon Network toon The BOONDOCKS should be happy to learn that sometimes hysterical and always racy show is now available to own via iTunes.
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      Pick them up now!

    • The Man Bra, WHAAAAAAT???

       
      I’m not sure about this, but I don’t think even this would register as Gay, I don’t think any self respecting Gay man would be caught dead wearing a Man Bra.  Why does this exist?  What is its purpose?  Don’t Tranny’s just wear regular ol [...]

    • [Video] Toddlers Made To Fight To The Delight Of Fathers Video Camera

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      Seriously, why are some people so F*%k Up? This father, and a whole lot more like him who have been posting on YouTube, egged on and videotaped two toddlers fighting. But it’s really one toddler hitting the other toddler who [...]

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      Low and behold, MORNIN WOOD is back on the page after a 3 month lay-over, and we kick it off with a good one! This perfect little vixen is IRINA SHEIK. She’s Russian, she’s 22 (I’m biting my knuckles) and of course she’s [...]

  • LifeStyle

    • Don't worry be happy!

      Are you anxious about the upcoming holidays. If you are stressed out then try this remedy. Bend your right arm and find the point at the outer end of the arm’s crease, near the elbow. Press for 30 seconds, then release. Repeat on [...]

    • Don't worry be happy!

      Are you anxious about the upcoming holidays. If you are stressed out then try this remedy. Bend your right arm and find the point at the outer end of the arm’s crease, near the elbow. Press for 30 seconds, then release. Repeat on [...]

    • Liar, liar pants on fire

      A Canadian study found that children whose parents had told little white lies in their presence were more likely to express polite “delight” over a disappointing gift than kids whose parents had stuck by a 100 percent-honesty policy.   Researchers believe children absorb the etiquette lessons [...]

    • The Man Bra, WHAAAAAAT???

       
      I’m not sure about this, but I don’t think even this would register as Gay, I don’t think any self respecting Gay man would be caught dead wearing a Man Bra.  Why does this exist?  What is its purpose?  Don’t Tranny’s just wear regular ol [...]

    • TOUR De MESA 2008: VILLIAN VERSION PUB RIDE!

       

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      To end the year, The TOUR De MESA Group of Mesa, AZ put on their last CHARITY PUB RIDE, with an overwhelming response of contributors and donations! Indeed our most successful ride yet with 14 sponsors and over $1,700.00 raised, in which the money raised get [...]

  • Daily News

    • Verizon Staff Read Pres -Elect Barack Obama's Personal Email

       
      Staff from Verizon were caught red handed putting their eyes where they don’t belong.  The staff that Verizon says have now fired, read the personal account of the Pres-Elect.  Apparently the account was old and not in use, but they found it and prying eyes [...]

    • [Video] Sarah Palin And Her Turkey Killing Buddies!

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      Sarah Palin is truly the gift that keeps on giving! Instead of going into that good night, in the part of Alaska where it’s night half the year, the failed VP running mate continues to stick her face in front of [...]

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      I couldn’t even watch this all the way through, I had to stop it over and over again. We all love a good Thanksgiving Turkey, but this video has the potential to change that tradition, this time around at least.
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    • [Video] The Ad That Twitter Successfully Destroyed

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    • I Just Won £500,000 From Yahoo/Msn!!! SCAM!!!!

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  • Misc

    • The New Dodge EV Kicks Serious Butt, Even In Yellow

       
      About a month ago, while on my way to a destination in LA, I saw a black car sitting next to me while stopped at a stop light.  I was transfixed, I couldn’t tell what it was because it had no markings, but it was [...]

    • An Arizona Thanksgiving

      THIS THANKSGIVING, YOU’LL BE FULL, BUT YOUR WALLET WON’T
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    • [Video] Sarah Palin And Her Turkey Killing Buddies!

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      Sarah Palin is truly the gift that keeps on giving! Instead of going into that good night, in the part of Alaska where it’s night half the year, the failed VP running mate continues to stick her face in front of [...]

    • Sick Disgusting Video, Turkeys Being Stomped, Kicked And Beaten

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      I couldn’t even watch this all the way through, I had to stop it over and over again. We all love a good Thanksgiving Turkey, but this video has the potential to change that tradition, this time around at least.
      Click the [...]

    • [Video] The Ad That Twitter Successfully Destroyed

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