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123People.com has busted onto the scene to help you find that old girlfriend that still has that right sock of yours.  Oh, she’s still has it, believe me.
The new search engine is designed to allow users the ability to search and find by just entering [...]

It seems that 27-percent of men get depressed if they look at too much internet porn.  The Swinburne University of Technology in Melbourne concluded a pretty interesting survey in which they surveyed 1,325 men from Australia and America and found that heavy porn surfers could also see [...]

I really wanted to stay away from this story because I blame MTV for the state of music today, but when I saw David Bowie’s “Space Oddity” on the home page, I had to give it props….. for now.
Hungry Like The Wolf, Erasure, Blue Monday, [...]

Even though American Airlines has not received a single complaint about passengers enjoying a mile high porno, the airlines has announced that they will begin filtering their Internet access of inappropriate content on it’s jets that are currently running internet access trials.
This means that passengers will not [...]

1. World Heavyweight champ Chris Jericho def. Shawn Michaels in a ladder match.  2. WWE champ Triple H def. Jeff Hardy.  3. ECW champ Matt Hardy def. Mark Henry.  4. Batista def. JBL 5. Big Show def. Undertaker.  6. Beth Phoenix def. Candice Michelle to [...]

 
Trying to find all the latest low done on your favorite Hollywood celebs?  According to McAfee, that last search you did for Brad Pitt or Beyonce, Justin Timberlake and yes, even Heidi Montag can land you with a big fat infected computer. 
These among other celebs have [...]

This is the sickest, greatest idea i’ve seen in awhile.  You know that argument you had with your significant other this morning, the one that at this moment you are in your office stewing over?  You think you’re right don’t you?  Why can’t the other [...]

 
WARNING:  If you come across a video that claims to be a “Caught” of Barack Obama having sex, first realize that’s it’s a lie and keep on moving.  If you watch it you’ll end up with a very destructive piece of malware on your machine.  The Trojan [...]

In a move befitting “Jon Bon Jovi” Yahoo pulled the trigger with a shot to the heart of Microsoft.  See the arrow in the pic?  Right there reads the line “Yahoo recommends upgrading to the NEW safer, faster Firefox 3.”  BANG!  You will only see this [...]

People, I’m begging you, if you’re a Comcast user, call them today and cancel, go to any other provider until you can work it out to your benefit.  You won’t hear me do or say something like that too often, that kind of plea, but [...]

I must admit I watched all of this with amusement as site after site jumped on the rumor of a new Kindle without doing much investigation or speaking to the horses mouth. Now Amazon has flatly denied a new version of the Kindle being released [...]

 
A good pie chart can explain anything.  Want to know where babies come from, and what percentage will grow up and use a Blackberry or a iPhone?  Get a Pie chart.  Mobile advertising agency AdMob, did just that to show us who is reigning supreme in the mobile [...]

The communist government encourages Internet use for business and education but tries to block access to Web sites deemed pornographic or subversive. Web surfers are being jailed for posting or e-mailing material that criticizes communist rule or is deemed a violation of vague national security [...]

Social.FM Go Bye-Bye

 
Another one bites the dust.  In a world (cyber) filled with streaming music sites it’s hard to stay above the fray and be in demand, in particular when you have places like iTunes getting all the attention.  But you can’t knock anyone for trying.  The [...]

China’s Internet population is booming! 253 million people are online despite government controls on Web use.
That’s a 56 percent increase from last year, however, only a mere  19.1 percent of the Chinese public are using the Internet!! Bloody hell there’s a lot of [...]

FaceBook Gets A Facelift

 
Facebook is well on its way to a brand new look.  Switched got the deets on all the new and I guess, improved UI features that the new and improved Social Networking site will offer.
Feed tab - An expanded and more useful version of the [...]

 
Not much to get excited about here, but there are a few hints has to what’s to come in Firefox 3.1, like “Tab Switching.”  This current update, the first since the groundbreaking 3.0, brings firefox up to 3.0.1.  The update deals with security holes and [...]

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Opera Mobile 9.5 is ready to instal on your Windows Mobile device.  Out for Beta for the very first time, WinMo users will now really be able to enjoy surfing the web in ways IE couldn’t dream of.   Even if or [...]

 
Hal Levitte paid Google $136.11 for advertising (Adwords) .  His ads appeared as promised, problem is, they appeared on parked domains and error pages, places no surfer wants to be for longer than a nano second. 
Lucky for Hal, he’s a lawyer.  Unlucky for Google, Hal’s [...]

12 billion videos were watched during the month of May according to comScore.  This is a 45% increase from the same time last year.  The growth doesn’t just come from user-generated content, but from streaming TV shows as well.  That’s a huge jump in viewership [...]

 
For anyone too young to remember the Saturday morning mind altering half hour ride through the minds of Sid&Marty Krofft, or maybe it was banned in your household, you’ll have another chance to see it and get the munchies without doing anything illegal.   The [...]

MyPalm.com Go Bye-Bye

 
Not sure how many of you new this, but Palm had this site called, MyPalm.com, beta.  It’s been in beta since it went live, and it will go dead without ever going stable.  As of September 1st, MyPalm.com will no longer be available for Palm [...]

 
OperaMini is still wow-ing the mobile community with their wildly popular browser.  After hitting an unsuspecting population with OperaMini 4.1, they have update to v4.1.11355.  
Can’t tell you what’s been updated as I can’t find any change log, but I’ll keep searching.  Really, does it [...]

Oh the times, yes they are a changing!  And Seth McFarlane, creator of the greatest toon since Bugs Bunny and the funniest since season five of The Simpsons, will be taking his talent to the internet.  Who will be there to help him on his [...]

Great news for lazy musicians across the country.  The Library Of Congress “Copyright” office has finally moved out of it’s 1978 ways, and into the future, the future being now and the internet.
Starting this week, downloading, filling out and sending in through snail mail will [...]

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  • Entertainment

    • Sick Disgusting Video, Turkeys Being Stomped, Kicked And Beaten

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      I couldn’t even watch this all the way through, I had to stop it over and over again. We all love a good Thanksgiving Turkey, but this video has the potential to change that tradition, this time around at least.
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    • "The BOONDOCKS" Now Available On iTunes

       
      Fans of the Cartoon Network toon The BOONDOCKS should be happy to learn that sometimes hysterical and always racy show is now available to own via iTunes.
      The collections includes “never before seen episodes” and behind the scenes clips.  Sweet!
      Pick them up now!

    • The Man Bra, WHAAAAAAT???

       
      I’m not sure about this, but I don’t think even this would register as Gay, I don’t think any self respecting Gay man would be caught dead wearing a Man Bra.  Why does this exist?  What is its purpose?  Don’t Tranny’s just wear regular ol [...]

    • [Video] Toddlers Made To Fight To The Delight Of Fathers Video Camera

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      Seriously, why are some people so F*%k Up? This father, and a whole lot more like him who have been posting on YouTube, egged on and videotaped two toddlers fighting. But it’s really one toddler hitting the other toddler who [...]

    • IRINA SHEIK: My Tuesday "MORNIN WOOD" Salute!

       

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      Low and behold, MORNIN WOOD is back on the page after a 3 month lay-over, and we kick it off with a good one! This perfect little vixen is IRINA SHEIK. She’s Russian, she’s 22 (I’m biting my knuckles) and of course she’s [...]

  • LifeStyle

    • Don't worry be happy!

      Are you anxious about the upcoming holidays. If you are stressed out then try this remedy. Bend your right arm and find the point at the outer end of the arm’s crease, near the elbow. Press for 30 seconds, then release. Repeat on [...]

    • Don't worry be happy!

      Are you anxious about the upcoming holidays. If you are stressed out then try this remedy. Bend your right arm and find the point at the outer end of the arm’s crease, near the elbow. Press for 30 seconds, then release. Repeat on [...]

    • Liar, liar pants on fire

      A Canadian study found that children whose parents had told little white lies in their presence were more likely to express polite “delight” over a disappointing gift than kids whose parents had stuck by a 100 percent-honesty policy.   Researchers believe children absorb the etiquette lessons [...]

    • The Man Bra, WHAAAAAAT???

       
      I’m not sure about this, but I don’t think even this would register as Gay, I don’t think any self respecting Gay man would be caught dead wearing a Man Bra.  Why does this exist?  What is its purpose?  Don’t Tranny’s just wear regular ol [...]

    • TOUR De MESA 2008: VILLIAN VERSION PUB RIDE!

       

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      To end the year, The TOUR De MESA Group of Mesa, AZ put on their last CHARITY PUB RIDE, with an overwhelming response of contributors and donations! Indeed our most successful ride yet with 14 sponsors and over $1,700.00 raised, in which the money raised get [...]

  • Daily News

    • Verizon Staff Read Pres -Elect Barack Obama's Personal Email

       
      Staff from Verizon were caught red handed putting their eyes where they don’t belong.  The staff that Verizon says have now fired, read the personal account of the Pres-Elect.  Apparently the account was old and not in use, but they found it and prying eyes [...]

    • [Video] Sarah Palin And Her Turkey Killing Buddies!

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      Sarah Palin is truly the gift that keeps on giving! Instead of going into that good night, in the part of Alaska where it’s night half the year, the failed VP running mate continues to stick her face in front of [...]

    • Sick Disgusting Video, Turkeys Being Stomped, Kicked And Beaten

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      I couldn’t even watch this all the way through, I had to stop it over and over again. We all love a good Thanksgiving Turkey, but this video has the potential to change that tradition, this time around at least.
      Click the [...]

    • [Video] The Ad That Twitter Successfully Destroyed

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      I’m not a mom walking around with a modern day papoose filled with a sleeping baby, so I am sure that there is a sensitivity here that I don’t get and won’t get. But just as a guy watching an online [...]

    • I Just Won £500,000 From Yahoo/Msn!!! SCAM!!!!

      Here’s a rather interesting one, I say that because the scammer is using a Hotmail address, and Yahoo.  The header included lower cased “sn” on the MSN portion of Yahoo/Msn.  The there is the fact that I am not a subscriber of anything Microsoft or [...]

  • Misc

    • The New Dodge EV Kicks Serious Butt, Even In Yellow

       
      About a month ago, while on my way to a destination in LA, I saw a black car sitting next to me while stopped at a stop light.  I was transfixed, I couldn’t tell what it was because it had no markings, but it was [...]

    • An Arizona Thanksgiving

      THIS THANKSGIVING, YOU’LL BE FULL, BUT YOUR WALLET WON’T
      Cooking up your turkey-day feast could gobble up more of your grocery bill than last year. The Arizona Farm Bureau’s annual survey shows that a turkey dinner for 10 with all the trimmings will cost [...]

    • [Video] Sarah Palin And Her Turkey Killing Buddies!

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      Sarah Palin is truly the gift that keeps on giving! Instead of going into that good night, in the part of Alaska where it’s night half the year, the failed VP running mate continues to stick her face in front of [...]

    • Sick Disgusting Video, Turkeys Being Stomped, Kicked And Beaten

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      I couldn’t even watch this all the way through, I had to stop it over and over again. We all love a good Thanksgiving Turkey, but this video has the potential to change that tradition, this time around at least.
      Click the [...]

    • [Video] The Ad That Twitter Successfully Destroyed

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      I’m not a mom walking around with a modern day papoose filled with a sleeping baby, so I am sure that there is a sensitivity here that I don’t get and won’t get. But just as a guy watching an online [...]