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In case you didn’t know, Microsoft has a new OS coming, Windows 7. Sure I’m being sarcastic because it’s hard to believe that there is a single person on the planet that doesn’t, and this is exactly the kind of advertising [...]

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I get it, it’s a commercial to get folks hyped on the PDC “Microsoft’s Professional Developer Conference” where Windows 7 will take center stage.  Spoof, Ha….Except, I was alone will this video was playing…. I kept looking around the room to make [...]

If you’re using a UMPC or maybe just a smaller screened PC, Skype 4.0 beta probably got a bit on the annoying side for you.  Skype has now introduced the 2nd Beta to 4.0 to address the screen real-estate issue.

Smaller screen Windows users can now resize and [...]

 
Are you looking for ways to complicate your life?  Need something to do and you just can’t wait to get your hands on the new Windows OS, Windows 7?   Well here is what you do:
Get a plane ticket to Los Angeles.  Arrive on October 27th [...]

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Since I wasn’t glued to the tele tonight I had to see this as it splattered across the interwebs: the first commercial starring former Microsoft CEO Bill Gates and Jerry Seinfeld.

I found this really great software while doing my usual goofing off endless searching to find the best software to bring to the attention of MorninPaper readers called The Journal.
 
 
 
 

I was just about ready to shut down the computer for the night (yes, even we uber dedicated MorninPaper writers think about sleep) when this little ditty popped up on Engadget courtesy of the Wall Street Journal.

Microsoft’s new $300 million campaign (one of Redmond’s [...]

If you don’t mind being a beta tester, this is an opportunity that you shouldn’t pass up.  The best Mobile TV service there is has updated their SlingPlayer to Windows 2.0.  There are some new features like built in programming guide.
This is great news for [...]

 
Fairly soon we will no longer see the traditional Hard Drive sitting in computer bays.  The increasingly larger fragile storage disk will go the way of floppy and Zip drives.  Possible replacer to the thrown?  SSD, solid-state drives. 
Already in use, SSD’s are faster and much more [...]

 
Windows Vista has been a nightmare for the folks at Microsoft, it’s got a bad wrap and most would rather use Windows XP.  Recently, Microsoft went into pocket to the tune of $900 million for advertisement they hope will convince users that hey, Vista’s not [...]

 
Use a PC and Apple’s iPhone?  Looking for a much better way to keep all of your information in sync between those two OS?  Look no further because Mark/Space has introduced The Missing Sync for iPhone (Windows Version).  MacOSX users have already enjoyed syncing their iPhones [...]

Microsoft finally took the veil of anticipation (term used loosely) off their new web site showing average Joe and Jane Consumer “blown away” by Vista.

Dubbed the “Mojave Experiment,” Microsoft invited Windows XP users to a sit down chat about what they thought was wrong with [...]

 
One click, that’s all it takes, one click to jailbreak your iPhone 3G, if you’re a Mac user.  Now one click is all you need if you are a Windows user too.  The Jailbreak tool for Windows users is now available for brave souls who [...]

Windows Live Gets Free Gaming

 
Games for Windows Live  is now free, even for you cross-platform multiplayer Xbox 360 users.  PC gamers can now get it on with slightly inferior games controls with your silver or gold accounts.  If you were looking for away to save a little cash on that [...]

Seems Microsoft is (finally getting) busy with updates and releases for all things Live.
Gizmodo is reporting Windows Live Messenger is ready for download for your BlackBerry straight from the RIM site.

Not having a BlackBerry (yet) I can’t vouch for how it works. Of course [...]

I loved writing that headline since it’s been a long time coming for Windows Live to come closer to the desktop version of Windows Live on Windows Mobile.

Of course, I’ve had Windows Live on my Motorola Q9h since I got my phone back in October [...]

 
This little stage move was probably the most exorcise these two have seen in years, which is the same time allotment Microsoft will need to reach the total sales number of Windows XP with its new WindowsVista.  
The Redmond company touted impressive sales figures that [...]

Windows Live Mesh went live yesterday to somewhat understated fanfare.

Easily buried under the Apple’s MobileMe announcement and launch, Live Mesh was announced way back in April by Ray Ozzie, Microsoft’s now chief software architect.
What Live Mesh does is create a way to keep all [...]

I have to give it to Dell, they really took the “If you can’t beat em, Join em” idea and ran with it in their new Dell Studio Notebooks.  By making them small “15 inch” to large “17 inch” they have gotten themselves a nice [...]

 
If you’re at work right now, chances are you’re reading this post from your desktop running Windows XP.  How do I know that?  Because like most offices across the Globe, yours hasn’t upgraded to Windows Vista.  You been sparred from a raging co-worker losing it [...]

I had really meant to have this up a long (long) time ago since I find the whole thing so useful. I’m talking about Windows Live Writer, one of the best things about the whole Windows Live suite of applications (besides @live.com).
 
As many of you [...]

Users of Mac, Windows and Linux can now keep track and completely personalize their diets with Perfect Diet Tracker.  The app gives you dietary suggestions based on the person info given by the User.

In other parts of the world, Skype users have had Caller ID for a while. In the US, however the number has shown up as 000123456 or something similar. Finally they have made this available for US users.
I’ve been using Skype for a couple [...]

Nokia has now been added to the list of devices that will welcome users into the world of Windows Live.  Not getting junk mail instantly from Hotmail is a thing of the past and Nokia S60 owners are better off for it.  Philworld

Here’s a little video showing a demo of the upcoming Windows 7 which is slated for release in 2010, and then the year after that, on and on until they release it.  The big news here? Multi-touch, which looks a awful lot like MACOSX on [...]

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