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Apparently David Letterman doesn't share Stephen Colberts "Give me an iPad" attitude. Rips on the iPad are coming from the strangest places, and what could be more strange than a Letterman top ten about the new Federal Budget, and yet there it is. Top Ten Surprises In The $3.8 Trillion Federal Budget 10.3.5 trillion dollars given [...]

Bruce Willis has let me down as of late. Every since he did the last "Die Hard," the rest have been just as bad, but I keep going because I know eventually he'll hit with the great Bruce Willis style we've all come to know. Until then we'll just have to watch him [...]

David Letterman is no letting up on his attacks on Jay Leno, while continuing to have Conan's back. In this clip, Letterman takes a look back at the conniving Jay Leon through the years, how he got the Tonight Show from Jack Parr. Share on Facebook

"What's the best way to get letterman to ignore you? Marry him." Yep, the volly has started, David Letterman has been serving aces for a little over a week now, now Jay got one on his racket and sent it back. Let the good times roll! Share on Facebook

This is the week for setting the record straight, riding the ol' straight talk express straight cleanup image-ville. Jay Leno tried it last night with his 'behind the desk' personal conversation with late night America, and now Jeff Zucker is trying it a round table and Charlie Rose across from. Share on Facebook

David Letterman is still having fun at NBC's expense, even as the crisis dies down. Word is Conan O'Brien will except a huge payout to leave, and Jay will get his old shoe back. Monday night, Jay told his audience his side of the story, about 90 minutes later, David had himself some [...]

Is it any surprise that SNL took on the Late Night mess? Couple of good hits at the mess, starting with the show opening. A Larry King take with Leno and O'Brien sitting at the desk. David Letterman makes an appearance as well. Then Seth Meyers takes it on during Weekend [...]

"Even Dave Letterman taking shots at me. Which is a surprise. Usually he's just taking shots at interns." Well it finally happened, Leno fired back at Letterman. Letterman had been dropping bombs on Leno all week long, Leno took Friday night's show monologue to fire back. Share on Facebook

This is why you don't make sports bets. Kiefer says that he was so sure that the Patriots were going to win last weekend, that he made a bet with a friend. This appearance is the result. Share on Facebook

Leno took the first shot in the epic Late Night thrilla, but Conan landed because his was funnier. But Jay wasn't content to aim his gloves squarely at Conan. Leno fired back at Jimmy Kimmel after Kimmel did his show dressed as Leno. That too wasn't all that funny. Share on [...]

It's getting deep folks, the gloves are coming off and the punches are starting to fly. It's one thing to have David Letterman way over on CBS island take a few jabs, it's an entirely different thing to have two guys on the same network verbally slugging it out. Conan threw a left [...]

The Late Night NBC drama is really beginning to heat up, and the fire is burning more intensely under Jay Leno. It almost seems as though the events at NBC have opened the door to others being real with their feelings toward Jay Leno. Even Chevy Chase gets in n the act. According to [...]

If this were "That 70's Show" someone would say "ooh burn!" and the laugh track would go up to ten. Dave gets his best one in yet. Have a look at one of the shows NBC will fill the time slot vacated by the 'Jay Leno Show.' Share on Facebook

Dave gives a great explanation as to just wants going on over at NBC, and he gives in way that only Dave can deliver it. Share on Facebook

If you've been waiting for that day that you could sit back and watch Teri Hatcher touch her own boobs on national TV, your wait is over. Last Friday David Letterman sat across from Teri while she told the story of her poll dancing and fat suit. While telling her tale, Teri gave [...]

#3. There is no good way to tell your spouse you want to go on "Wife Swap" Share on Facebook

9.Come home to find one of those Avatars in bed with your wife 8.You're the nurse who had to give Rush Limbaugh a sponge bath If #9 is a sign that you are having a bad here, ouch, that would suck because there's no way you can compete. But if #8 is the sign to which [...]

#8. Sick of Tiger getting all the attention Share on Facebook

Stewie made a studio appearance to read off Dave's Top Ten. The subject is right up Stewie's alley, "Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear From Your Child." 1. "Why can't you get a show at 10:00 PM like Leno?" Share on Facebook

Who among us has not dreamed of the day when we can drive a motorized cupcake!? David Letterman, being the late night star that he is, gets the chance of a lifetime, and lives out our dreams. Share on Facebook