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If you’re out in the wilderness looking for a cheap gift in the music player department, Microsoft has some good news for you.  Times are tough and that family member that really wants a new iPod for Christmas will just have to understand that the [...]

 
Three free games come with this firmware update to the Microsoft Zune.  Checkers, Sudoku and Space Battle, now aren’t upset with yourself for not buying one?  Oh wait, you’re reading this so of course you have one.  Well then you show fire it up and [...]

If you remember, there was a slip out about the new Windows Mobile not being Windows Mobile 7, but Windows Mobile 6.5.
Some newly leaked photos reveal a bit of Zune integration in the new proposed WM.  But if you look closely there are MacOSX icons, [...]

New Zunes, 46 Of Them

Microsoft has found another way to pay folks ungodly amounts of money to help them be relevant again.  This time around they have grabbed artist from all around the globe to design special artwork to be shown off in 46 ways.  One of the ways [...]

 
Mobile phone technology and Software developers are really putting a hurting on industries that would and should be making a killing.  When Amazon released the Kindle, the sexy little handheld e-book reader, it was quickly consider game over for that hardware industry.  Like the Zune, [...]

Zune phone, no Zune phone.  Zune Phone, Zune Windows Mobile.  The Zune Phone, a actual hardware devices was smashed last week once and for all (sure).  But the Zune still lives on, on your WM phone.  
Now there are hints the Zune software will be [...]

For all those Microsoft fanboys, the one’s that didn’t make it into the I’m a PC commercials, the ones lying awake at night dreaming of the morning they will wake up to the wonderful news of the coming Microsoft Phone…. Sorry.
It seems the folks in [...]

NEWMAN!!!  No Jerry, actually this time it’s the folks in Microsoft Marketing.  Give Jackie a call Jerry.  Remember is motto, “Your Face is my case.”  Jerry Seinfeld will no longer be the other face of the big push to get you to love Microsoft again. [...]

 
9,800 McDonald’s restaurants, through Internet access provider Wayport, will deliver WiFi access to Zune owners across the country.  For all those that own a Zune, and like to go to McDonalds and hang out, you’re in luck!  Now users will be able to go to the [...]

 
Zune 3.0 is ready folks, are you?  First you’ll need to own a Zune.  For the 17 of you out there this will be a very personal experience.  I kid, I kid the Zune!  If you own the very first generation of the Zune, this [...]

Just when RIM and Microsoft announce that Windows Live Search is coming to Blackberry, Google stands in front of home plate and announces that their Location Based Search engine, GeolocationAPI is now ready for Windows Mobile.  A bit of Tit for Tat.  
Now Windows Mobile users [...]

 
Even if you’re a Zune fanatic, you have to admit that that is a pretty pathetic statement coming out of the Microsoft Zune PR department.  Adam Sohn is saying that they are targeting your baby, kinda…. Okay not really, but he might as well be [...]

Zune Goes 3.0, With Video Details

 
Everything you wanted to know and more about the new Zune scene is now available in 4 videos for your knowledge thirsty Zune fever.

 
More information is beginning to flow about the new and improved Zune from Microsoft.  I’m sure you all know of the 120GB Zune that is now ready for pre-order on Amazon, but this is something more, 8GB and in Blue.  More juicy or “So What” [...]

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Do you want to create one of the most exciting new consumer service from Microsoft? Interested in leading a team from the ground up, working from prototype stage to shipping an experience on millions of devices? Do you dream about having a mobile [...]

 
This is the sorta stuff one buys when one is in a economy that affords the ability of one to say, “darn it, I just need to buy something, anything!”  But even with that, I’m not so sure that this potential junk drawer item is [...]

Microsoft decided to join the political debate by throwing their Zune player in the mix.  Hmmm, not sure why, but hey, they have a crap load of them they don’t know what to do with so why not get into politics with them.

 
OPting to not [...]

 
Microsoft thinks the world of its Zune player.  The world?  Not so much.  But that’s not stopping the Redmond company from pushing out another update to their wildly unpopular Zune pla……Wait, you know, I really think some very impassioned Microsoft fanboy needs to write a [...]

 
The Zune has sold over 2 million units since it was introduced.  The iPod flies out the door at 3.5 million per month.  Apple has made a lot of money in the last two years.  Microsoft has more money than the government.  So how do [...]

Colorware Goes 3G, iPhone 3G

 

 
We’ve talked about Coloware before back when Morninpaper was still on Typepad.  Colorware will take your device and customize it to your specifications, making any one of your favorites into the device that says “you’.  
Now Colorware is taking on the iPhone 3G the same way it [...]

If they wont come to you, go to them.  Something tells me that this is the thought behind Microsoft’s new joint venture with Nokia to bring the Zune Marketplace to Nokia low end cell phones.  
Nokia being one of the largest cell phone sellers could [...]

 
And the times, they are a changing!  You may remember last week when we told you that [Zune guy] here, the guy who tattooed his body with Zune art, decided he could no longer be a Microsoft Zune man.  Well it looks like he made [...]

 
The recently acquired jkontherun has within its new Om Malik walls a fresh new rumor from a reader who wishes to remain anonymous, so we’ll just call the reader “Rumors O’Plenty”.  Rumors O’Plenty says that Microsoft is indeed working on a Zune phone right now, this very [...]

 
Oh Zune Guy, Zune Guy!!!  What Have you done?  This is the problem with Tattoos folks, if you change your mind… Seems the Zune Guy isn’t all that happy with his ode to Microsoft, a corporation, that he tattooed on his body.  Better yet, he’s [...]

  
 
  • Tech

  • Entertainment

    • Sick Disgusting Video, Turkeys Being Stomped, Kicked And Beaten

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      I couldn’t even watch this all the way through, I had to stop it over and over again. We all love a good Thanksgiving Turkey, but this video has the potential to change that tradition, this time around at least.
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    • "The BOONDOCKS" Now Available On iTunes

       
      Fans of the Cartoon Network toon The BOONDOCKS should be happy to learn that sometimes hysterical and always racy show is now available to own via iTunes.
      The collections includes “never before seen episodes” and behind the scenes clips.  Sweet!
      Pick them up now!

    • The Man Bra, WHAAAAAAT???

       
      I’m not sure about this, but I don’t think even this would register as Gay, I don’t think any self respecting Gay man would be caught dead wearing a Man Bra.  Why does this exist?  What is its purpose?  Don’t Tranny’s just wear regular ol [...]

    • [Video] Toddlers Made To Fight To The Delight Of Fathers Video Camera

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      Seriously, why are some people so F*%k Up? This father, and a whole lot more like him who have been posting on YouTube, egged on and videotaped two toddlers fighting. But it’s really one toddler hitting the other toddler who [...]

    • IRINA SHEIK: My Tuesday "MORNIN WOOD" Salute!

       

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      Low and behold, MORNIN WOOD is back on the page after a 3 month lay-over, and we kick it off with a good one! This perfect little vixen is IRINA SHEIK. She’s Russian, she’s 22 (I’m biting my knuckles) and of course she’s [...]

  • LifeStyle

    • Don't worry be happy!

      Are you anxious about the upcoming holidays. If you are stressed out then try this remedy. Bend your right arm and find the point at the outer end of the arm’s crease, near the elbow. Press for 30 seconds, then release. Repeat on [...]

    • Don't worry be happy!

      Are you anxious about the upcoming holidays. If you are stressed out then try this remedy. Bend your right arm and find the point at the outer end of the arm’s crease, near the elbow. Press for 30 seconds, then release. Repeat on [...]

    • Liar, liar pants on fire

      A Canadian study found that children whose parents had told little white lies in their presence were more likely to express polite “delight” over a disappointing gift than kids whose parents had stuck by a 100 percent-honesty policy.   Researchers believe children absorb the etiquette lessons [...]

    • The Man Bra, WHAAAAAAT???

       
      I’m not sure about this, but I don’t think even this would register as Gay, I don’t think any self respecting Gay man would be caught dead wearing a Man Bra.  Why does this exist?  What is its purpose?  Don’t Tranny’s just wear regular ol [...]

    • TOUR De MESA 2008: VILLIAN VERSION PUB RIDE!

       

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      To end the year, The TOUR De MESA Group of Mesa, AZ put on their last CHARITY PUB RIDE, with an overwhelming response of contributors and donations! Indeed our most successful ride yet with 14 sponsors and over $1,700.00 raised, in which the money raised get [...]

  • Daily News

    • Verizon Staff Read Pres -Elect Barack Obama's Personal Email

       
      Staff from Verizon were caught red handed putting their eyes where they don’t belong.  The staff that Verizon says have now fired, read the personal account of the Pres-Elect.  Apparently the account was old and not in use, but they found it and prying eyes [...]

    • [Video] Sarah Palin And Her Turkey Killing Buddies!

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      Sarah Palin is truly the gift that keeps on giving! Instead of going into that good night, in the part of Alaska where it’s night half the year, the failed VP running mate continues to stick her face in front of [...]

    • Sick Disgusting Video, Turkeys Being Stomped, Kicked And Beaten

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      I couldn’t even watch this all the way through, I had to stop it over and over again. We all love a good Thanksgiving Turkey, but this video has the potential to change that tradition, this time around at least.
      Click the [...]

    • [Video] The Ad That Twitter Successfully Destroyed

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      I’m not a mom walking around with a modern day papoose filled with a sleeping baby, so I am sure that there is a sensitivity here that I don’t get and won’t get. But just as a guy watching an online [...]

    • I Just Won £500,000 From Yahoo/Msn!!! SCAM!!!!

      Here’s a rather interesting one, I say that because the scammer is using a Hotmail address, and Yahoo.  The header included lower cased “sn” on the MSN portion of Yahoo/Msn.  The there is the fact that I am not a subscriber of anything Microsoft or [...]

  • Misc

    • The New Dodge EV Kicks Serious Butt, Even In Yellow

       
      About a month ago, while on my way to a destination in LA, I saw a black car sitting next to me while stopped at a stop light.  I was transfixed, I couldn’t tell what it was because it had no markings, but it was [...]

    • An Arizona Thanksgiving

      THIS THANKSGIVING, YOU’LL BE FULL, BUT YOUR WALLET WON’T
      Cooking up your turkey-day feast could gobble up more of your grocery bill than last year. The Arizona Farm Bureau’s annual survey shows that a turkey dinner for 10 with all the trimmings will cost [...]

    • [Video] Sarah Palin And Her Turkey Killing Buddies!

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      Sarah Palin is truly the gift that keeps on giving! Instead of going into that good night, in the part of Alaska where it’s night half the year, the failed VP running mate continues to stick her face in front of [...]

    • Sick Disgusting Video, Turkeys Being Stomped, Kicked And Beaten

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      VIDEO

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      I couldn’t even watch this all the way through, I had to stop it over and over again. We all love a good Thanksgiving Turkey, but this video has the potential to change that tradition, this time around at least.
      Click the [...]

    • [Video] The Ad That Twitter Successfully Destroyed

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      I’m not a mom walking around with a modern day papoose filled with a sleeping baby, so I am sure that there is a sensitivity here that I don’t get and won’t get. But just as a guy watching an online [...]

 
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